X17 XCLUSIVE - Michael Lohan Gives Candid Interview About Jon G. And Twitter!

he need s john to sell him self ''sorry ass nobody'

And now King Douche felt the need to throw his unwanted advice towards Mr. Tiger Put His Balls In Every Hole Wood's mistress. Maybe that ho can call up Mr. John My Balls Got Chewed Off Long Ago By A Rabid Possum Gosselin and ask him how Mikey's wonderful advice worked for him. Just don't talk to him over a phone. I'm still waiting for Mike's grand announcement that he is in the slot to replace the super heavyweight pablum spewer Okra Windpee. The only question remains is if Dr. Phil can clear his empty schedule to media whore it up for Mikey's godlike resurrection as Father of the Year.

[Jon Gosselin] "stepped on the wrong toes and wound up screwing a lot of us."

Oh no. Jon was encroaching on Michael's territory. Stepping on the wrong toes and screwing people is Michael’s niche!

HEY DOUCH PUT YOUR BALLS IN MARALYNS MOUTH...YOUR DOG SH FACE MA MEE...GET A JOB..PAY YOUR BILLS...PRISION MINISTER CONVICT..YOU NEED A PUNCH IN THE MOUTH...

MICHEAL LOHAN SUCKS COCK FOR A LIVING

don't be such haters

Don't be sad Michael, you know your future needs will be taken care of by some state prison.

Didn't Dina report him to the Nassau County DA? It would be fun to see him go to jail again.

Funny that @TheMichaelLohan posted 2 days ago "I do NOT have a twitter. I'm never on this thing. My lawyers are looking into this. God would not approve."
Let's pick out some "interesting" details now:
1) The tweeter says, "I do NOT have a twitter. I'm never on this thing." -- ok, if you don't have a twitter, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU TWEETING FROM "this thing" YOU'RE "never on"? Hmmmm...right?
2) Tweeter also claims, "My lawyers are looking into this" ...ooookay, um, had Michael said anything about supposed legal action PRIOR to the posted tweet? In your video he does...when was it taken? I'd LOVE the scoop on that.
3) Do you guys ever notice these little details or do we need to point them out for you all the time. ;) LOOK INTO THIS...I at least speak for myself when I say "I WANNA KNOW".

....later dudes

Interesting story. A trusted friend told me that he met a rich crack dealer with some of her teeth @ W W W DOT C O N - L I N E L O V E R S DOT C O M. My friend said they are very happy and are due for a malformed welfare baby to come into their lives as soon as some nasty abuse and drug charges are cleared! Good luck, ML!

This guy is a low life. He will sell his kids and friends for a buck. He seems to record everybody's phone conversation with him so he can sell the tapes in the future. I bet nobody wants to talk to him ever since. You can't even have a private conversation with this guy.

If I were his daughter, I would kill myself long time ago. It's so embarrassing to have a father like that.