I Think I Just Lost My Breakfast

lol

Wonky eye + resorting to dating mickey rourke = I don't want to be this girl.

EWW.

The female Marty Feldman!

That's not wonky Paris Hilton has a wonky eye that's just deformed, still pretty and way out of his league tho

SHE'S a model?! No eff'ing way. Why doesn't she have surgery to correct her eye issue?

I know this is mean, but man, those eyes of hers freaked me out when I first saw them...although looks are not the only thing that counts

Model? For what? She must be a foot or hand model, surely they're not taking pictures of that face!

LOL.... 11:01 hilarious comment!

Thanks for the laugh!

He's a real class act. Met him a few years ago at the Raleigh and he just thought he was above me, which of course he is not. Poor thing looks like he got the shit kicked out of him with the ugly stick. Skinny ass model with inbred eye is hanging on to whatever she can get.

Is that a Gremlin? Or is that Sloth from the Goonies?

I just spent the last 10 minutes in complete laughter...between his ridiculous outfit and her wonky eyes.

Mickey, don't take the hat off! Guess they make a pair.

She has review in 360.

She's either gotta be getting paid, or she's blind

Nice porn star jacket, Mickey.

In that second picture, he should be looking to his right to make sure no cars are coming. She already has them covered by lookin to both the left and straight ahead simutaneously.

Whoa! Ew on all levels!!! First of all that man is way too old to be dressed like that and why in the word is he wearing a motorcycle jacket?! LMFAO I guess he hasn't noticed that his woman with the “wonky” eye is seeing someone on the side!!! HAHAHA

BTW was I the only one to notice that in most of the shots of odd couple walking the "wonky" eyed female (?) companion seems to have a package between her legs?? If it is not man parts in there then she must have a VERY fat va-jay-jay and should seek medical attention ASAP! WOW thanks x17 for posting this hilarious post. Made my day!

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW...not only does this throwback look like he stinks & needs a serious bath w/soap & bleach, he just looks like a f'n pervert/predator/child molester. A Model? For what, "wonk eyewear"?? Just the fact that she is with this dirty cockroach tells what she is all about!

Every last one of you uninformed idiots on here have one eye larger than the other one. In certain angles or if fatigued with eye strain one eye can look a lot bigger than the other one. I'm sure this model's eyes are just fine....

Taken a few "money shots" in the peeps yourself, haven't you 12:46?

Uhhh...12:46...Im fairly certain her eyes are a little off kilter. And yours must be, too. Makes her look "exotic". Props to MR though. He seems to be doing quite (shockingly) well these days.

What a bunch of haters!

where can i find that jacket?? omg i want it.....

She looks like a broken Barbie Doll and I'd like to have the money he spent to look ugly.

LMFAO......This is the funniest crap I have read and seen all day. She has GOT to be a model for prescription glasses, only explanation for her crazy eyes. Girl works too hard, obviously LOL. But on a totally different note, even if she had normal eyes, she wouldnt be that much better.

12:46 Well then Mickey needs to bang her head on the headboard a little bit harder & knock her f'n eye straight!!! I am sure if you say please, he'll knock your f'n eyes straight too!!!

Agreed 1;31

Plastic surgeons are like car salesman. It's the biggest scam on the planet

I bet they don't see eye to eye on many issues.

1:38 LOL, good one

The woman's eyes stand wicky wacky: one straight, one looking around her.
Not a good sign.
But I wishe them luck. And lots of happiness.

Ugh. Being wall-eyed is not hot. Total deal-breaker.

She should date Thom Yorke. (Sorry)

What doctor messed his face up?

Doctors need to be outed as a public service

One good thing about having a wonky eye...it takes the focus off not having tits.

There's nothing wrong with her eyes, in her country, people are taught to look both ways before crossing traffic and maybe she got the wrong idea, after all, she looks like a dumb blond.lol...

Why do black girls have big fat flat noses and why do girls from India have long straight eagle noses and why do Chinese girls have big buck teeth and brunettes have stinken breath and big ears and lice in their hair. Why??
signed: a dumb blond

"Wonky Eye" Hilarious, x17!!

OMG,
THIS IS A GIRLFRIEND OF A RUSSIAN SINGER DIMA BILAN!

"Wonky" should be credited to Michael K of "Dlisted", not this site.

One benefit of having cockeyes is she doesn't have to look at him directly....he looks like a complete joke...a middle-aged Zac Efron wannabe...i take that back..that's a total insult to Zac.

He does look ridiculous!

oh my god ! Her eyes ! that's suck

Do the Hokey Pokey...put your left eye in, put your left eye out....