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Cisco's Balls May Be Droopy, But Look At That Ass!
Posted on Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:45 PM PDT




OMG, WTF?! Does this girl think getting in and out of a car is enough exercise for the day? Mischa's young, beautiful, and rich and she just sits on that ever-widening butt, cultivating lumpage. And to make matters worse, she dresses in hideous clothes that accentuate her bad shape! The reverse shot is making me gag right now! I'm sorry to be mean, but there's no excuse for a body like that on someone that could clearly do something about it.

And don't waste your time with comments about how I'm just jealous and probably fat. I'm 33 years old; I've give birth to two kids; I'm 5' 8" and weight 125 pounds and my ass is firm. Get off your ass and exercise, Mischa!
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Comments
Huge ass cellulite....sad indeed.
droopy grandma butt
what the fuck get some work done if your to lazy that shit is nasty!!!
what the fuck get some work done if your to lazy that shit is nasty!!!
yuck how old is she?
granny ass there in the pics
someone should ban rachel zoe from dressing her and lindsay 2 dollar hooker in clothes
yuck
at least nicole fired her and is dressing much better than them two
salvation army girls
It's hard to get rid of cellulite. Sometimes it's genetic. I'm a five time marathoner and I still have cellulite. Given how naturally thin she already is I would hazard to guess her cellulite would be near impossible to get rid of by working out.
She's used to getting away with never exercising & being naturally thin. But this ends by mid-20s.
Time to EXERCISE!
wow, this website sure inspires people to be hateful. This is a young girl we are talking about and she happens to be human. Everyone puts on weight. This ideal body type image that everyone has in America sure is twisted. She is hardly fat and has nothing to worry about. Something is seriously wrong with you people and this culture.
that's photoshopped ya'll
gross! she's pretty but she got to get rid of that cellulite!
YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES. WHERE DO YOU GET OFF MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE FOR NOT HAVING THE BEST ASS IN THE WORLD? OK, SO HER ASS ISN'T FABULOUS... no matter how droopy her ass may be, ANY person would rather stare at her than look at any of you for two seconds.
Your jealousy really shines through when you make callow comments like this one. Forget you, x17.
Like any of the whores you illegal immigrants have fucked look nearly as good. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
i don't care that she has cellulite. it happens. what i am shocked and appalled at is the rise of the horrible fashions of the eighties!! WTF???
shorts and suspenders?
I am a 46 year old mother of four and grandmother of 3 and my ass looks much better than her 20 something old ass. I walk 45 minutes a day to fit in a junior size 7. My ass is firm and no cellulite to be found.
She is fat with agry legs.
OMG, y'all are sad, and extremely pathetic. Must be nice to be perfect and have nothign wrong with your body.
Those who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones-isn't that how the sayigngoes? Idiots.
Only thing Misha should be cited for- bad clothing, cuz I'll have to agree that that's one ugly outfit.
Dont be rude. Why does she or any celebrities have to stay skinny and toned?
i absolutely agree that she is just guilty of having no fashion sense. now, if she is caught in a bikini showing off that grandma ass then we can say she either has no mirrors at home or is complete TARD.
my ass is hot
thats why i say she got no excuse because i even have a smaller frame then her but i still have waaayyy more curves...looks cute on me.
my granny is sexier
And I hear she has herpes, too.
Don't start acting like losers, X17 (by posting such self-loathing comments). Hate the game, not the players!
Don't start acting like losers, X17 (by posting such self-loathing comments). Hate the game, not the players!
She's going to end up obese like her fat as$ mom
You people disgust me. You criticize Cameron for sweating after working out and then criticize Mischa for having cellulite!? I'm sure whoever writes this is no better to look at. I'm so through with this site. When Perez does it it's funny, because he has a personality...you guys are just disgusting...no wonder he gets more people coming to his site. I'm so through with X17.
That Outfit is SOOOOOOOOOOO ugly!!!
wow..that's something you don't see everyday.
middleage grandma in the midwest,
You feel better now that everyone knows?
OMG.... That's sad.... she's a celebrity, she should do something, unfortunately that's world for you babe..... unfair!
that girls needs some damn fashion sense seriously what the hell posseses her to walk out everyday looking like that?? she is def worsted dressed of '06 and going the same direction in '07.
hay FO que feo / asco !!
Ewww ,that's ugly / disgusting
To be fair... Some people are genetically predisposed to developing cellulite, and there is nothing that can be done about it. That being said...
I recently saw a photo of Courtney Cox in a bikini. She looked awesome, healthy, toned, but she did have a little cellulite on the back of her ass. But, because her body is so slamming, it really is not an issue. In fact, it made her look a little more interesting with this flaw. The problem with this pic is that she is untoned and flabby. If she was to get in the gym, this would not be so obvious. No matter how you look at it, she could fix this with a little hard work.
nasty!!!nasty!!!CELLULITE PRINCESS!!!!
nasty!!!nasty!!!CELLULITE PRINCESS!!!!
nasty!!!nasty!!!CELLULITE PRINCESS!!!!
nasty!!!nasty!!!CELLULITE PRINCESS!!!!
MORE PICS OF KATE MOSS PLEASDE JUST TO SEE HOW MUCH SHE'S PHOTOSHOPPED ON HER ADS
What is this perezhilton.com v2?
Why are you bashing her ass? It's normal.
Her outfit..sucks, but her body is fine. It must be stressful being such hateful people. Sad.
who gives a shit if she has cellulite? so what if her body isn't "perfect". and even if it was, i am sure you'd still find something to bitch about. i think more celebs should stop trying to look picture perfect. suck on that
I mean sure it's not your fault but when you've got that ass girl, you don't freakin' wear 'dat.
You sooooooooooooo need a stylist!
Luv you Mischa! ^^.
I was a ballerina for years, I was 5'8 and weighed 105-110, and I still had a little cellulite, but I wore clothes that didn't accentuate it, and being in shape helps people not notice it. People are more likely to notice the muscles instead of the cellulite. Cellulite happens to even the most in-shape people. Cellulite fat cells are molecularly different than other fat cells and very hard to get rid of. She needs to work out, to bring definition to her muscles, and wear better clothes that don't bring attention to her backside.
Is there a Sound of Music con going on that I'm not aware of?
to Bex:
yeah pretty much!!!!!
Hi, would you please update your site? I am growing tired of clicking on to X17 and seeing that ugly ass there for hours on end.
Thanks.
That is so ugly ass
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So, let's just say she needs to wear different clothes then to condemn her body. There is enough stress on people to look good. Especially the young girls in today's society.
Im SOooOooooooooooooooo Bored
We need britney
this place is nothing without britney.
I'm so tired of looking at Lindsay, Misha and Cameron ~YawN~
lmfao omg the first picture where it just shows her in the shorts i seriously thought it was cisco lmfaoo omg that shit is so gross.this is the first time i really noticed how nasty her ass and legs look.wtf is wrong with this freak?why the fuck is she wearing this shit .eww man that shit looks nasty .damn mischa get it together
nasty ass but cute flats =]
Her clothes are
FUGLY.
But mabybe
SHE DOESNT CARE ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS OR IFHER BODY IS PERFECT!
NEEEED BRITNEY PICS NOW! EVERY ONE ELSE IS BOOOORING! BRITNEY I MISS UUU
NEEED britney PICS now !!!!
HER ASS?
SHE'S A FUCKING SIZE 2 YOU X17 MORONS!
Exactly, your a 33 year old woman with two kids, God forbid your kids ever get fat, or they will be ridiculed till kingdom come! Don't be the first one to judge, because if this was your child someone was saying this about, it'd hurt you, you should know better.
The predisposition to have noticable cellulite is indeed genetic, and I've seen photos of her mom and well, let's just say the apple probably isn't going to fall from that tree. Her mother is really fat.
nevermind the ass
why does mushy wear outfits like that!
If she can't help the cellulite she can help that droopy flat pancake Jessica Simpson butt she's got going on there.
WHY ARE YOU CRITICIZING MISCHA AND PRAISING THE REAL FAT ASS, SHITNEY SPEARS?????
YOU PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP!
SHITNEY IS THE REAL TUB OF LARD, CELLULITE-RIDDEN, TREE TRUNK LEGGED, NASTY, UGLY, HIDEOUS PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Oh stop it! Those marks are from her seat on the back of her legs BUT she is not toned, at all and very flabby for such a young girl
ITS ALL ABOUT GENETICS. Its true, even rail thin girls can have trapped fat underneath the skin.
Cameron get slammed for having sweaty sweats, then you bitch because Mischa doesn't work out to your liking. These comments are a good reality check to see just how pathetic and stupid your audience and you really are. Glad I decided to check it out, and I won't waste my time again. How sad you are, that this is your life. No matter how much money you're making, how sad and pathetic.
Love Yaa Mischa!
Love Yaa Mischa!
Love Yaa Mischa!
Wow. All these people upset about rude comments. Where do you think you are? Bible school? You are on a celebrity gossip site. You choose to come here and read, nobody is forcing their opinion on you. Shut the hell up and go somewhere else if you don't like what's posted here!
why does she dress in those horrible outfits?? what the hell is she wearing?
pathetic and stupid. right here bitch come get some. lol.
UMMMM X17 IS ON POINT WITH THIS ONE. WHY IS SHE WEARING THIS SHITEOUS ENSEMBLE BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY IS SHE DRIVING A FORD EXPLORER?????????
UMMMM X17 IS ON POINT WITH THIS ONE. WHY IS SHE WEARING THIS SHITEOUS ENSEMBLE BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY IS SHE DRIVING A FORD EXPLORER?????????
Like mother like daughter. Ever see how fat her mom is? Mischa is doomed.
Moreover, she has a very bad personality and treats her mom just awful. Fug bitch.
Go home to England.
This ho needs a trainer BADLY...
thats a disgusting ass , i think i'm going to throw-up. she shouldn't be wearing this pant.
Mischa has a saggy cellulite ridden ass.... nice to know she's NORMAL!
that ass looks rotten, like it's falling apart.very stinky.
why do celebs think that they can pull off anything? does she not look in the mirror before she leaves the house?!?!
how can she think she looks good!!!!
as perez hilton puts it:
"mushy fartone" is an unemployed, smelly biatchhhhh [w/ cellulite]
HUH, HOW SEXY IS THE PHOTOGRAPHER? SHES FIT! SHE DONT WANT TO LOOK LIKE NICOLE RICHIE, STILL U WILL CRITISIZE...........
seriously,
wat is wrong with her??????
x17online - I bet you are ugly - god damn ugly... You might have a firm butt, but you probably need something to take the focus away from your head... The reason you have a website, it because you don't have any friends and you are UGLY!!!!
Must say to you skanky x17online, I am glad I came to your site - it was shite and I won't waste my time again!!!
Nobody asked for your life story. If you're going to describe your perfectly toned body, then post a picture of it. Better yet, post a family portrait so everyone can insult the way your kids look too. It'll be fun. You'll get to play for the other team :-)
The only problem I have with these pictures of Misha is those pants--why are they so far up her butt? I'm in pain just looking at them!
As for her exercising, I agree that cellulite is genetic. I don't have any--and I'm certainly not as thin as Misha here. Has nothing to do with being in shape or not. And finally, x17, your comment about how she certainly COULD and therefore SHOULD be in better shape is bogus. Maybe, just maybe, she has other priorities?? Call me crazy, but some people don't place having the best body ever at the top of their lists.
I think it's disgusting that you think it's alright to be so rude about another person in that way - regardless of their celebrity status. A million girls would die for Mischa Barton's body and at least a touch of cellulite shows that she's a real person and not a manufactured barbie. With so many celebrities (ahem, Nicole Richie) promoting an unhealthy and unrealistic body shape it's great to see that Mischa Barton isn't a slave to the gym.
I think it's disgusting that you think it's alright to be so rude about another person in that way - regardless of their celebrity status. A million girls would die for Mischa Barton's body and at least a touch of cellulite shows that she's a real person and not a manufactured barbie. With so many celebrities (ahem, Nicole Richie) promoting an unhealthy and unrealistic body shape it's great to see that Mischa Barton isn't a slave to the gym.
I think it's disgusting that you think it's alright to be so rude about another person in that way - regardless of their celebrity status. A million girls would die for Mischa Barton's body and at least a touch of cellulite shows that she's a real person and not a manufactured barbie. With so many celebrities (ahem, Nicole Richie) promoting an unhealthy and unrealistic body shape it's great to see that Mischa Barton isn't a slave to the gym.
Ok, I didn't mean to post three times but at least that shows how annoyed I am.
Celebrities have feelings too!
which million girls are we talkin about? im a smaaaaalll girl trust me (sz0) and my ass is HUGE compared to hers...thats just not right.. well.. i guess... its called excersize and YES even small people should do it, its good for your health. Who ever told you it was ok for thin people never to excersize was WRONG...atleast tone up a bit, plus its not healthy sitting around on your skinny little ass all day you should excersize no matter what your body frame is...
I have never found her partularly attractive from the hips down. She has wide hips, straight shapeless legs, and only her upper torso is skinny.
She looks un-proportioned to me and she is proof even skinny people can be out of shape and have cellulite.
HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T NEED TO ONLY BE FILLED WITH 5'2" ALREADY PETITE, YET ANOREXIC, COKE-ADDICTED ACTRESSES. SHE DOESN'T NEED TO DRESS LIKE A HOLLYWOOD STAR, EVERY TIME SHE LEAVES THE HOUSE. IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S THE TOP HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS. X17ONLINE.COM YOU GUYS HAVE OFFICIALLY JUST LOST MY INTEREST, AS A FAN TO YOUR WEBSITE. I BET YOU'RE THE FATTEST FUCKER WITH CELLULITE ALL OVER YOU. GET A GRIP, AND STOP TRYING TO SOUND LIKE THE SUPERFICIAL AND JUST FUCKING PUT UP PICTURES, DICK.
Are you people f#cking retarded? Have you seen the pics of her at the beach in a bikini? She is the HOTNESS!! Not perfectly toned but still nice!! Leave her alone she has a little cellulite but these pics make it look far far worse!! MISCHA IS HOT
In reply to to:
"which million girls are we talkin about? im a smaaaaalll girl trust me (sz0) and my ass is HUGE compared to hers...thats just not right.. well.. i guess... its called excersize and YES even small people should do it, its good for your health. Who ever told you it was ok for thin people never to excersize was WRONG...atleast tone up a bit, plus its not healthy sitting around on your skinny little ass all day you should excersize no matter what your body frame is..."
Yes, exercise is healthy, I do it, everyone I kow does it and I'm sure Mischa Barton does too. But Exercise isn't a miracle cure for cellulite, it may help but so does exfoliating and cocoa butter. Some people are just predispositioned to have cellulite and you can't gather from just looking at somebody whether or not they exercise. It was wrong of X17 to assume that she doesn't exercise and it was wrong to insult her in the first place, she's a talented actress. Who cares?
And I'm pretty sure you would find a fair few people who would like to have Mischa Barton's body. I know I wouldn't mind it!
And also, where did I say that exercise wasn't necessary? There's a difference bewteen doing a little exercise to keep in shape (i.e. swimming/dancing) and being a slave to the gym. Not everyone wants to go for an intense work out everyday. It's not even necessary, 20 minutes of light exercise everyday is considered to be healthy.
nice saggy ass/cellulite and nice camel toe
So she's human, big deal.
She's not overweight. She's not anorexic. She's got cellulite, same as the majority of us. Stop scrutinizing Mischa for looking "less than perfect".
I'm sick of all the bitches who make comments on this ridiculous website. So what she has some cellulite? BIG FUCKING DEAL! Nearly everyone has some, whether they exercise or not. I can guarantee Mischa is 10000 times more beautiful than any of you losers, so before you criticise her, look in the fucking mirror!
The shorts are horribly unflattering, but her legs are fine. You're not "sorry to be mean," lady. Give me a break. And you're being *extremely* mean and critical of her body. Women are their own worst enemies, I swear. And then you brag about yourself and how great you look. Wow. I don't think this blog is supposed to be about you.
Whatever, she still does photoshoots like a model, none of them seem to care about her ass. You know why, because she has such a pretty face. I have seen Mischa in the flesh and trust me she is not fat, far from it....
Fuck most of you all. Your a bunch of judgemental assholes!
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