Nicole Dodges a Bullet - For Now!

what???

Thousands of women in California who are in jail or prison are pregnant. Many of them give birth in prison. If Richie is pregnant, so what -- she needs to go to jail just like Paris!

She and Paris would make sexy cellmates.

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Nicole is chill. Poor chick just needs a sandwich or three and a little nappy time haha!

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whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your sunglasses shouldn't have more mass than your face!!

I love me some Nicole baby! She is like a tiny porcelain doll that needs to be protected and held close to the heart. There has been far too much emphasis put on this little traffic violation. This minor infraction need to be forgotten about so this little angel can get on with her life.

Brink, you're an idiot.

Be pretty shitty if they give here a pass to walk on through and not make her fulfill an appropriate punishment after her buddy's highly publisized entry. If she gets a slap on the wrist, it will ruin her and her credibility and she will lose even more in the long run anyways. There are plenty of women who have gone to jail pregnant and even had their babies there. She should certainly be no exception. She needs to get it over with and face up to her idiotic acts like anyone else would have to.

IF EVERYONE IS SO EAGER TO DO THE FUCKEN CRIME, THEN THEY ARE ABLE TO SUFFER THE REPROCUSSIONS OF THEIR ACTIONS! JUSS LIKE US NON-CELEBS!

Brink, you're a complete moron...twisted.

Being pregnant when she's in the slammer will only give her more publicity.

Ew! Troll Alert!!!

Minor infraction? Driving the wrong way on the freeway while high on pot and vicodin is minor? After already being convicted of driving under the influence before? How retarded ARE you? Your mom was obviously drinking HEAVILY when she was pregnant with your stupid ass, Brink.

You all sicken me. I mean who amongst us has not had sex till 4:00 in the morning on a Monday, downed a couple vicodin, passed the blunt a few more times, and then hopped in the car and driven the wrong way to make better time? Yeah, that's what I thought. This woman has provided us with multiple seasons of laughter through the Simple Life and flashed her chest for adoring males in runway shows and you all forsake her in an instant over a minor traffic infraction, however, in the interest of justice Nicole should receive community service, preferably 5 hours, which is a little extreme but let's the community know lady justice is indeed blind.

Umm Hater?

Get off drugs!! And stop talking CRAP!!

Anyways, how did Joel feel when he found out that the woman ge
has been dating for about 5-6 months is now pregnant? How f'n irresponsible of them! They look, act and think like the little kids they are having!! G R O W THE F-UP!!

Hilary Duff! More power to ya, you ain't going to be the one stuck home
changing diapers and cleaning poo! Guess Joel is as excitied about the prospect ofhaving a drug addicted child by a drug addicted girlfriend!

Lynwood should have a place for her to give birth in private, if she has to!

And another thing - she looks like Surgorney Weaver from Ailens when her stomach started to poke out! Nasty! Betta Joel is jerking off to Hilary's old pictures right now!

People, she's not fucking pregnant. She couldn't get pregnant if she wanted to. She's far too thin to be getting her period in the first place, much less to be carrying around a baby. Haven't you ever seen pictures of kids in really poor countries, with distended stomachs? It's called malnutrition. And yes, Brink is a fucking fruitcake.

Why is she still driving? Does she have a valid license?

Anorexia is not an excuse to glorify useless celebrities

Is she really pregnant? If she is i wonder what it would be........

NICOLE RICHIE NICOLE RICHIE NICOLE RICHIE NICOLE RICHIE NICOLE RICHIE NICOLE RICHIE NICOLE RICHIE NICOLE

Lionel must be really proud!!

Hey Hater, Do you have any of those vicodin's laying around?????

Nicole should be in jail not Paris!

Yeah! Nicole's way more dangerous to society than Parasite.
I know how much drugs you do Nicole...

Nicole is not at all good looking, she has an awful body, and she is a brat.
Well done to Hilary for dumping J when she did :):)

This looks like that Cars album cover.

LOL @ 1:49pm
I had that on vinyl.

More haters!! Stop being so bitchy to Nicole. If she is pregnant, I only wish her and Joel the best of luck. I think they will make good parents. I love Joel and I think Nicole is a sweet girl. Stop calling her nasty names. you are the jealous assholes.

both parasite and nicole are whores!!! and both of them need to be in jail jail jail JAIL!!!! HAD IT BEEN A REGULAR PERSON, WE WOULDVE BEEN LOCKED UNDER THE JAIL, SO THEY BOTH NEED TO GO TO JAIL! thats interesting knocked up behind bars. the knocked up life....hmmm....maybe then they will act like grown women instead of children!

Nicole, please buy Paris a Cocktail for me.....you are looking very thin girlfriend since we met at the Saturday Latenight AA meeting on Robertson in Beverly Hills in 2003. How is your cute little puppy in that LV bag.....you were so stylin'. Is Jack Osborn fat again, he and Kelly were with you. Love you, tell Paris that I love her and that Twin Towers Sucks....even the K-11 Gay dorm, seriously....trust me, you know that i know that girlfriend....relax Jack! Your girls are so kewl. It sucks coming from a family with money, at least most of your's came from legal sources....lol, only half of mine came from Lasagna!

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