The Battle For Nicole's Affection - Paris Out, Lindsay In?

both are whores

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Rumor has it that they BANGED each other with HUGE STRAP-ON DILDOS.

With any luck, we'll see the SEX VIDEO of it soon.

Just keepin' it real.

looks like someone's been skippin out on their proactiv. what the fuck is she doing for the cameras?! what a publicity whore. put a bag over your head.

It's absolutely disgusting and not at all attractive the way she poses for the camera. What a pathetic whore.

looks like someone's been skippin out on their proactiv. what the fuck is she doing for the cameras?! what a publicity whore. put a bag over your head.

looks like someone's been skippin out on their proactiv. what the fuck is she doing for the cameras?! what a publicity whore. put a bag over your head.

she has a frankenstien forehead ..and fugly skin....DAMN

she has a frankenstein forehead ..and fugly skin....DAMN

she has a frankenstein forehead ..and fugly skin....DAMN

she has a frankenstein forehead ..and fugly skin....DAMN

Kimberly Stewart got in the backseat of her car at the end too if you watch closely. Lindsay is stealing all Paris's bffs! :O

hahaha, how coked up was she here???? when your on drugs its easy to think people love you cause the sound of the blood pounding in your head drowns out the boo's...

hahaha, how coked up was she here???? when your on drugs its easy to think people love you cause the sound of the blood pounding in your head drowns out the boo's...

It's absolutely disgusting and not at all attractive the way she poses for the camera. What a pathetic whore.

i cannot belive how she poses for the cameras like that. she looks so ridiculous. self absorbed ugly bitch. like seriosuly, ive never seen any celeb do that when the paparzzi is following them. shes just proving that she loves the attention. stupid slut

lindsay looks so dumb, attention whore bitch.

even jane fonda can't stand your ass

that's totally not true. x17 do a little more research for your stories next time.

ewwwwwwwwww look at how they pose for the camera!! YOURE BOTH JOKES! And blohan looks like she's 40 - while Richie looks like she's 50! Such a shame...they're both young and they look so OLD!! EWWWWWWWWwwwwwww!! Get a face lift - asap! God, I would NEVER EVER EVER do drugs after seeing these fools! What pigs. Jokes of the world. E-list at best!

lindsay is nasty! Nicole is nastier, too, but at least she looks her age. Blohan looks like she's 45! Lay off the drugs.

What's totally not true?? Lindsay and Nicole didn't hang out? Lindsay just offered Nicole a ride to the club?? I thought the DUI charges against her were dropped anyway, so she can drive again (although she shouldn't). LMFAO!

Who cares....they're all skank-pigs anyway. In the real world (not Hollywoodland), no guy would think of sticking in something so skeevy! NOW THAT'S KEEPING IT REAL, right Al?

I would not. EVER. EVER IN MY LIFE. touch either one of those nasty pigs - actually any 3 of those nasty pigs. They are all std-infested, classless, skanky, UGLY completely HIDEOUS creatures. NEVER. Whomever does is completely and one hundred percent vile.

Absolutely....it's like I always say about Britney....REMEMBER..SHE BLEW K-FED!!!!!!

Where is MISCHA?

Where is MISCHA?

Where is MISCHA?

Where is MISCHA?

Where is MISCHA?

Can someone say COKED UP? She's geekin hardcore. Nobody in their right mind would pose for cameras like that unless your a model at a photoshoot or a cokehead on the streets vamping it up for paparazzi. And most models are cokeheads anyway. I can't believe these people have the money to go to like a million dollar rehab resort and then go back to their cokey ways. Not even Parisite has acted this ridiculous in public before and she's ALWAYS high.

HA WHAT A STUPID CAMERA SLU...
SHE JUST WANTS ATTENTION LIKE ANY OTHER CELEB

Lindsay Lohan is by FAR one of THE most disgusting woman in Hollywierd. BY FAR. She's greasy, drugged up all the time, can't dress, pale, freckly, bloated and she is talentless. She has nothing going for her. She says she wants a boyfriend. Good luck finding one worth your time. No decent guy would EVER touch her.

Lindsay Lohan has stepped (stumbled?) over the line. She's become too ridiculous for words anymore. I'm going to refuse to comment on her from now on. On ANY blog. Anyone else with me? X17 guys - it's time for a boycott.

THAT VIDEO _CAN'T_ BE FROM YESTERDAY BECAUSE NICOLE HAS A _LONG_ HAIR THERE! DIDN'T SHE JUST CUT IT SHORT? IS THAT REALLY FROM YESTERDAY?????????????

Hey poster @ 12:41pm...there is a thing in the world called EXTENSIONS. Therefore, hair can be "grown" overnight.

Hey poster @ 12:41pm...there is a thing in the world called EXTENSIONS. Therefore, hair can be "grown" overnight.

I KNOW that Nicole usually uses extensions, but why she would have put them again ALREADY, when she just cut her hair?? anyway, i was just wondering...

Lindsay and Nicole. As people. I love you two. You all are good ladies. Stay Happy.

Brian Llewellyn

Lindsay and Nicole as people I love you two pathetic filthy little cock-sucking hollywood whores. Make sure you clean yourselves with plenty of bleech. You all are good skanky fuck dolls and your parents should be very proud. Stay Happy! Brian...piss-off!!!!!

Lindsay and Nicole as people I love you two pathetic filthy little cock-sucking hollywood whores. Make sure you clean yourselves with plenty of bleech. You all are good skanky fuck dolls and your parents should be very proud. Stay Happy! Brian...piss-off!!!!!

Nicole has been jealous of Paris for years why do you think she has starved herself to a skeleton because she was a big fat pig next to Paris lol

What is Lindsay posing for? she's making a fool of herself!

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Ohhh, try this on for size.....
VERY few guys would go near Nicole, because she would break and with her current emacipated state would be a dead root.
Lindsay... well only desperate loosers would have a go at her, but they would be below her "standard", even though to the rest of us, she is below theres.
Linds is now into flannel shirts (lesbo uniform)...
I bet they got all drugged up and went home and had a freckle fight.
LOL ewww that thought even grossed me out!

i would rather stick my penis in a goat than in lindsay. she looks dirty, smelly and used up. she must be trying to follow in her old lady's footsteps.

I couldn't help but laugh watching this video, hahahaha. Lohan knows she has a movie coming out (the damn thing tried to advertise on my myspace) so she is whoring herself for the cameras. All these publicity stunts are so obvious.

"Not Even Parasite has acted like this in public and she ALWAYS high"

that made me laugh. mostly cuz its so true. Anyways, someone needs to tell Lindsay she looks mildy retarded when she poses like that.

Pohsihg

Pohsihg

She is sooooooo coked out. This bitch loves it! Someone needs to kick her ass already! That why I love Perez cuz he just talks so much shit about this crack whore!

You know Lindsay is probably drinking and/or using drugs. I doubt she is staying sober when she goes out to the clubs. No one bought the whole "carrying out a water bottle/energy drink from the club" crap.
I mean, she just got out of rehab not too long ago. Not a very good idea for someone out of rehab to be going to clubs where alcohol and drug use is rampant.
How long before she totally crashes and burns?

Wow her pupils are SO "pinned" there's NO way she's NOT on anything in these picts. She is pathetic and a liar. Anybody can go to rehab for a publicity stunt... It doesn't mean she is better.