This Dude Spent $150,000 To Look Like Kim Kardashian, But It Didn't Work

Posted on Thu Dec 18th, 2014 3:10pm PDT       By X17 Staff


Is this the scariest face on the Internet? We think so.

A 23-year-old British man, Jordan James Parke, has spent over $150,000 and had over 50 cosmetic procedures to "look" like Kim Kardashian. So far, the garish guy has gotten his eyebrows tattooed (yep, those babies are permanent), fillers, dental work, Botox, and in true Kardashian form -- laser hair removal.

If you think Jordan is deterred by the haters -- think again. He's ALL ABOUT the haters. Jordan said, "My look is all about the shock factor. I love all the attention and the stares I get in the street. I welcome the hate — it just means more attention. And if anything, it just spurs me on to get more work done."

Umm ... that seems like a healthy mentality to have ...

The thing we are most perplexed by is that he really looks nothing like Kimmy K. Hey Jordan maybe give us $100K -- we can just punch you in the face a whole bunch to look the same and you can save $50,000? Anyway, just an idea!

Next, the puffy attention lover is taking his face and his need to shock to TV. The 23-year-old will appear on the second season of E!'s plastic surgery reality show, Botched.

"Botched" -- we couldn't think of a more apt word.

While we know that by calling him out we are just fueling his needy fire and probably giving him another reason to plump that pout of his, we couldn't help ourselves! We're addicted to the drama!

 

What Happened To Wild And Wacky Lady Gaga?

Posted on Thu Dec 18th, 2014 2:45pm PDT       By X17 Staff


You know, the one that used to walk around pantsless holding antique china teacups?!

Lady Gaga headed to the Ritz-Carlton hotel today in NYC, and the singer was looking more like a glamorous Gwen Stefani than her crazy Mother Monster self! We can't help but notice that the songstress has drastically toned down her image lately, and we're wondering why. She was so much cooler when was wearing meat dresses and channeling her inner man as Jo Calderone.

Maybe the pop diva is getting exhausted changing her wigs every day and coming up with new outfit ideas, so she's just trying to give herself a break. If that's the case, we vote for break time to be over Gagaloo!

 

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Report: Ashlee Simpson Pregnant, Expecting First Child With Husband Evan Ross

Posted on Thu Dec 18th, 2014 2:15pm PDT       By X17 Staff


Sounds like a honeymoon baby!

Ashlee Simpson and husband Evan Ross are expecting their first child together, Us Weekly reports. The singer is already a mom to 6-year-old son Bronx, from her first marriage to rocker Pete Wentz.

The couple tied the knot this past August, and X17online first predicted that Jessica Simpson's little sister was pregnant back in October when she was looking noticeably fuller in the tummy. "She wants her kids to be close to Jessica's in age. She's so in love with Evan, she thinks a baby would be the icing on the cake," a source previously told X17.

This kid is going to have Diana Ross as a grandma! Pretty cool!

 

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Kris And Bruce Jenner Finalize Divorce

Posted on Thu Dec 18th, 2014 1:30pm PDT       By X17 Staff

They're officially back on the market, ladies and gentlemen!

Kris and Bruce Jenner have settled their divorce and it is now final, TMZ reports. The former couple didn't have a prenup, but the split was pretty amicable and they divided assets relatively evenly. The mother-of-six got the family home in Calabasas, and then they divided various bank accounts and other assets. They will share joint custody of 17-year-old Kylie.

The momager gets to keep a 2012 Rolls-Royce Ghost, a 2014 Bentley and a 2014 Land Rover. Bruce gets a 2011 Porsche 997 Coupe, a 2013 Cadillac Escalade and a 2007 Harley motorcycle. Geez, think they have enough cars?!

The sexy grandmother didn't get away totally unscathed, though! She has to pay the former Olympian $2.5 million to even things out. That's practically nothing for ol' Kris!

 

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How Amber Rose And Blac Chyna Spend Their Free Time

Posted on Thu Dec 18th, 2014 12:57pm PDT       By X17 Staff


How do Amber Rose and Blac Chyna get in the holiday spirit? By roasting chestnuts around the open fire? Not so much ...

We aren't sure if we should say: "You're welcome" or "We're sorry."

 

Mel B's Husband Stephen Belafonte On Spousal Abuse Claims: "Police Aren't Saying I Beat My Wife"

Posted on Thu Dec 18th, 2014 11:50am PDT       By X17 Staff


After rumors of spousal abuse, Mel B.'s husband Stephen Belafonte thought it was a good idea to speak. Upon hearing his defense, we can assure him -- that was not a good idea.

Even though he defended himself on social media a few days ago, the director now seems perplexed by any accusations of abuse. Belafonte spoke with the Daily Mail earlier today and said, “Who accused me of it, did she accuse me of it, the police, the hospital, who accused me of it? No one has accused me of anything.” Umm I think the Internet accused you of abuse, dude.

The American also said he didn't know about the rumors. He told the publication, “I never saw anything, is there something online about me? Listen I had no idea, I didn't know I have no idea, what was it New York Times, or was it the LA Times, what was it, this week, what paper was I on?”

Umm once again, Stephen, the answer is: ALL OF THE INTERNET.

Yesterday, we reported that Mel B. moved out of the London home she shared with her husband of seven years. According to Us Weekly, luggage and boxes were spotted being taken away from their shared house on Monday.

The Internet chatter sprang up after the former Spice Girl missed the Saturday taping of X-Factor due to a mysterious hospitalization in London on Thursday, and when she came back for Sunday night's episode, the former Spice Girl appeared to be sporting scratches and bruises on her body and a possible bruise on her face, which led to speculation that she had a domestic dispute with her husband Stephen Belafonte. Also adding to the rumor mill was the fact that the singer's wedding ring was noticeably absent.

"So Mel B was APPARENTLY beaten up by her husband that's why she couldn't make it last night. Hense the bruise on cheek and no wedding ring," one Twitter user wrote among the thousand tweets regarding her appearance.

Belafonte was quick to defend himself on social media, and completely denied there was any truth to the reports. "I don't usually respond to Twitter msgs but I will respond to comments of hitting my wife which I think are quite disgusting un true! Mel was very ill a bunch of doctors helped her get better if fans can't just relax B4 being negative they r not real fans of @OfficialMelB," he wrote in response.

So yeah -- Belafonte clearly already acknowledged abuse claims. This attempted backtracking just doesn't work. THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS!

 

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Enjoy An Early Morning Couples Workout

Posted on Thu Dec 18th, 2014 10:40am PDT       By X17 Staff


The pair that sweats together, stays together!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West woke up bright and early to get some exercise in at Barry's Bootcamp in L.A., and all people gossiping about marriage trouble between these two are just plain wrong! The pair must be trying to keep their bodies fit before feasting on holiday goodies.

We wonder if Kimye and Nori will do their own Christmas, or if they will open presents with Kris Jenner? There are reports the rapper wants to be in Paris, but Kimmy K wants to be with her famous family in L.A. One thing's for sure - Yeezy is going to shower the reality star with pricey gifts!

 

James Franco Isn't Letting The Terrorists Win

Posted on Thu Dec 18th, 2014 9:53am PDT       By X17 Staff


James Franco's controversial movie, The Interview, may have been cancelled in the wake terrorist threats -- but that doesn't mean the terrorists took away his right to partay!

After news hit that Sony was cancelling the theatrical release of his satirical film with Seth Rogen, Franco partied down with Lady Gaga, performance artist Marina Abramović and wild child Courtney Love at the holiday party of friend Klaus Biesenbach, the Director of MoMA PS1 and Chief Curator at Large at The Museum of Modern Art.

Franco posted the cozy pic along with the caption, "Holiday party with klaus and the ladies." Seems like the perfect way for Franco to forget his disappointment that his film will never see the light of day!

Umm that sounds like a wildly fabulous bash if you ask us!

 

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