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Paris Puts Pen-Pushing Paparazzi In The Pokey
Posted on Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:51 PM PDT
Apparently Paris Hilton's autograph is worth a lot more than we thought - at the very least, it's worth at least one ride in the back of a police car!
The staff at Koi, appparently fed up with the disregard shown to their property lines by photographers and stargazers alike, decided to lay down the law last night on one of Paris' superfans - when the fan crossed over onto their land in search of Ms. Hilton's autograph (or maybe just a closer look at her disarmingly low-cut dress), the staff promptly called ther cops to have him taken away! (That being said, next time they call for some muscle, they might want to call Perry Taylor instead of Barney Fife - if you watch this clip through to the end, you'll see the officer leave the evidence resting on the trunk of his car as he drives away!)
Caught you looking!
As close as he ever got
Just, uh, damn.
Somehow I don't think "I was getting an autograph from Paris Hilton" is really the kind of excuse for being in jail that earns you respect in the holding cell. Just a guess.
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Comments
oh poor paris! when that happens to me its frightening! how over whelming!
i dont understand why he got arrested and the other millions of paparazzis got nothing... poor dude!! you can see him in the beginning of the video right under the camera man...hahha well i guess he deserves it for bring a paris fan! lol j/k
Why can't she find a dress that fits right! She has LOTS of money, so maybe someone can show her where her boobs "should" be! It's like a nipple cover!
WE ALL LOVE YOU PARIS! EVERYONE LOVES YOU! THAT DRESS IS TOTALLY HOTT ON YOU!!! KEEP BEING HOTTTT!!!!!
what is this dress anyway???? doesn't she see that her breasts look ridiculous.too small for her size!
i know this skank gets on everyones nerves like no one else can but guess what i would much rather have to look at this ho in a dress that obviously was worn to get more atention like she doesnt get enough now but regardless ide rather see and read about her 7 days a week then have to look at one picture of lindsey blowhard....for some reason that firecrotch whore makes me nausiated she is a skank and a fake one at that i cannot stand the whore i hope she just dissapears really really soon....so saying that if i had to choose to have to read paris 24/7 in order to make blowhard dissapear ide deal with the paris stories....how sick am i? lol
You have to have tits to pull off a dress like that, lindsay would have looked great in it!
That dress looks like she squeezed herself in it. It was like she would rather die than not wear it. Although I will say the dress itself looks great, however, Paris as a model for the dress... wrong, so very very wrong. Anyway, her DUI (along with any other celebrity) has it easy. Although not convicted yet, I think they should throw the book at her. Make her pay a fine that's close to her fortune instead of poket change to her. She probably wipes her ass with $100. All they get are slaps on the wrist, and lets say a fine of $2000. Thats like 5 bucks to us poor folk. She knows she can get off easy *hahaha literally* and all she has to do is "hum" her way through the department. Screw celebrity status. They get paid a stupid amount of money to 'act'. I'm unsure if they would even survive as a hard working individual who can only afford a name brand pair of shoes if they live in a box and eat kraft dinner for a year.