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Cat Attempts Prison Break After Being Sentenced To Life With Paris Hilton

PHILTONCAT052407_01.jpgPHILTONCAT052407_09.jpgParis Hilton PHILTONCAT052407_05.jpgScrew the Birdman of Alcatraz - we prefer the Cat Lady of Lynwood! Paris added another pet to her menagerie yesterday, adopting a black kitten at Judy's Pet Depot as a reward for the grueling workout session she'd just endured at the hands of her trainer. Unfortunately, Paris' new feline friend had other ideas, and made a daring escape attempt just a few hours after being incarcerated at the heiress' house! Luckily, the gal pal Paris had brought home from Hyde had quicker reflexes than the kitty, and managed to retrieve it before it disappeared into the night. Hopefully Paris was taking notes - if she can't handle her twenty-three day sentence, she'll need moves like those to bust out!



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Posted by: Peter

This is what Bruce Willis gets in bed: Nudephoto's of Tamara Witmer:
http://nieuwsmening.blogse.nl



Posted by: innerdrama.com

what the hell is she wearing!? Is the Paris Pre Prison Prep? The 4 P's! ZOMG NO! lol!

http://www.innerdrama.com/keelana



Posted by: Next!

What a fake poser. What is that her 10th pet? Let's see 4 dogs and a monkey...



Posted by: Castra Regina

Paris, be sure to buy the cat food with the Chinese wheat gluten; not for the cat but for you!



Posted by: gimme a break

Anything to get sympathy. Bibles, puppies, kitties, wearing white, pathetic.



Posted by: run kitty run

poor baby cat almost made it out of there



Posted by: Hollywood CelebSex

Paris is one of the featured celebs on the Talking CelebFic site:

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Posted by: pea

that was just about the most lackadaisical workout i've ever seen. the best part is paris skipping. see, she's so innocent and childlike she skips!



Posted by: innerdrama.com

ok wtf did she take the cat to the gym? atleast she is smiling which i havent seen for a few days, but she has a lot to be sad about.

http://www.innerdrama.com/keelana



Posted by: keep paris in jail

how many freakin animals does this whore need? she never spends any time w/ them.... except to get photo ops!



Posted by: Anonymous

That is the ugliest outfit. And the green gloves. OMG. What is she thinking?



Posted by: daaaavid

what is the adress of paris ? love u



Posted by: JUST SOME GUY

i NEVER watch the clips so i decided to watch this one. i would NEVER want that kinda life. the price is far too high.. i seriously hope her approach to this is someone elses idea because the "virginal" act won't help her. she needs to be hanging out with rosie odonnel if she wants to project an image that will help her in jail. i really don't think she'll do the whole stretch and she'll be even more famous if thats possible....



Posted by: pea

i'm still curious, isn't her driveway private property and couldn't she ask them to step to the curb?



Posted by: daaaavid

thaaaaaaaaaank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu LL



Posted by: APersonalTrainer

If you hire a personal trainer at least you might expect he corrects if his client performs the exercises in a wrong way and bring some inspiration to get the best out of the exercises.

Or was the guy just an excuse for some blow jobbing after the work out.



Posted by: scoiattola

paris you're just a stupid bitch!go to the hell!
leave alone the cat!pleaseee!



Posted by: scoiattola

stupid bitch! leave alone the cat!



Posted by: Kristin

got pussy?



Posted by: Anonymous

she dont know a thing about cats it seems
poor cat



Posted by: anna

I would be so tired posing all the time when I go out. She's even posing while working out! What a way to live.



Posted by: Anonymous

she's hot!



Posted by: Anonymous

you dont take a cat outside withoou it inside a cat carrier. the cat can escape. it is not a dog
have you no brain paris?



Posted by: Team Valtrex

I guess she`s trying to replace her old, used up pussy.



Posted by: Team Valtrex

I bet this one smells better.



Posted by: Team Valtrex

I bet this one smells better.



Posted by: Anonymous

when you take a cat home put it in one room for a few days then open the door and let him know the rest of the house. it must not go out to the yard at least for 3 weeks then you shouid take it out with you watching out for it for a few days till he is relaxed. the fence should be sealed
got it paris?



Posted by: Anonymous

when you take a cat home put it in one room for a few days then open the door and let him know the rest of the house. it must not go out to the yard at least for 3 weeks then you shouid take it out with you watching out for it for a few days till he is relaxed. the fence should be sealed
got it paris?



Posted by: Anonymous

you stole this from another blog



Posted by: Vuv

Ahhhh jeeze Louize!!! Is this girl a total idiot?? Buying a cat before she goes to jail - who's going to look after it? Does she even know where her other pets are or does she just use those to accessories the photo-ops?

Paris, if you're reading these messages - catch a clue and grow up!!



Posted by: Anonymous

X-17 you never cease to amaze me. You fall all over yourselves to cover that no talent whore Britney Spears and you do nothing but trash Paris. I don't actually know either woman, but at least Paris carries herself with class and decorum. Unlike that trainwreck Britney Spears who is a constant embarassment to herself and all recording artists. You are comparing high class with trailer park trash. Don't believe me? Scroll up and look at the pictures of Britney in her little sailor outfit, fishnet stockings and boots. Oh, yeah, that's class. As for why she is buying the cat? Is it even for her or is she perhaps giving it as a gift to someone. I will concede this, neither Paris or Shitney are very good pet owners, but at least Paris pays more attention to her animals than Ms. Spears does to her kids.



Posted by: Team Valtrex

Nothing says class like being famous for nip slips, pantiless upskirts, publicly released home made porn flicks. Paris practically invented all of these. Explain how Paris isn`t a complete embarrassment to her entire family and the entire female gender. She can`t even spell class, let alone embody it.



Posted by: ass

love paris



Posted by: Anonymous

Why would you adopt a cat when you're going away to jail?! At least she has good taste, black.. just like my kitty :)



Posted by: Anonymous

high class... uh huh. Being caught saying racist and homophobe things on video is soooo classy. Having herpes( according to her own storage reciepts), is sooo classy. And going to jail is pure class. *snap*



Posted by: JB

What is the name of Paris' street? I want to go there so I can meet the hottie X17 photog.



Posted by: Chante

Paris' jail sentence was possibly the best thing that has ever happen to her. From what I seen she has really changed. She was gotten closer to good, and it seems that she is getting more mature not to mention she totally changed her diet. I am sure this makes her look at life a lot different. I think she will do just fine in jail and she will come out a better women. It is very good to see her smiling again.



Posted by: Ivan Us

Waw!! Paris really feel fit!! I'm not jeaolus of her neighbours in jail!! She tear them to pieces!!:)))



Posted by: Angelina collects orphans


I work with animal Rescue groups and I must say that one good quality in Paris is that she does love animals * and she does have the money & space to take care of them .



Posted by: ..........

paris



Posted by: Britney Orbit

Go Paris



Posted by: Chloe

looks like she forgot the O in her last name.

I do love her though.



Posted by: Kathy Hilton

paris hilton = class and decorum??
WTF!
Now that's an oxymoron if i ever heard one.
Now if you said Paris Hilton = woonkie eyed bird nose valtrex taking porn queen---then i would say you hit the nail on the head.
Lady, you are just delusional. Sad.



Posted by: iHeartParis

Anon 1:22 - thanks for the tips !

Anon 2:02 - thanks for the kind words !

Love you X17 !



Posted by: Open Your Eyes

Paris Hilton.. a woman with class? AND she's had how many sex tapes leak onto the internet? She's irresponsible and selfish for driving under the influence therefore she deserves to go to prison. She is a no talent spoiled little rich heiress who got lucky being born a hilton. People find her amusing because it is just so amazing that a human-being can be incompetent when doing activities that us regular people do everyday. Thats hilarious you think she actually has class miss "anonymous". She may be rich and she might hold her head up high but she just looks cocky to me. Please, next time don't confuse classiness and cockiness again. Britney Spears may be a trainwreck now but she's had many accomplishments in the past and she is an amazingly talented entertainer who has shared her music with the world. Thats something that nobody who visits this website has accomplished



Posted by: Team Valtrex

To: Angelina collects orphans
Not only do I work with animal rescue groups, I also spent 8 weeks in New Orleans rescuing animals after Hurricane Katrina, brought the animals up to NJ, spent 6 months nursing them back to health, then found them homes. I do 1500 hours a year worth of animal rescue, minimum, on top of my full-time job and the 2 businesses that I own and manage. Please explain what "work with animal rescue groups" is supposed to mean to us. Do you volunteer for them, clean cages, raise funds, walk dogs? My guess is none of the above. Any animal lover can tell that she`s only doing this as a photo-op. You see Jessica Alba & Jessica Biel & so many other celebrities out spending time with their pets, and the pet/owner bond is so obvious, you can tell that they love each other. Then you see Paris with one of her pets, and you can tell that the pet is just there for the photo-op. If you had any animal rescue experience whatsoever, even one day, you could see this. And money and space don`t really mean anything as far as pets are concerned, my dog could live in a crate and eat out of dumpsters and be insanely happy, because he has an owner who loves him.



Posted by: Marijke, Holland

Jesus Christ, those Paparazzi are the animals here! I ain't a fan of Paris Hilton, but it's just that I don't think I could live whit al those flash-lights the whole day long..



Posted by: Grace

Is it just me or did she spell her name wrong? Isn't there an "o" in Hilton?



Posted by: Karlina

what does her address on the contract say exactly ?? all you can read is 1467 N.
we will be visiting the LA area next month and want to be the paparazzi - well no I just want to see the famous house in person, although getting an autograph and picture would be cool !!!



Posted by: Kev

Excellent work X17!!! A great Paris video report.



Posted by: Kelly

Good for u Paris! Ur such a good person- sry about ur sentence- u don't deserve it!!!



Posted by: k8

it says paris lives on 1467 N Kings RD ! awesome . i`ll have to meet x17 & paris ! aha . :P



Posted by: k8

it says paris lives on 1467 N Kings RD ( beverly hills ) ! awesome . i`ll have to meet x17 & paris ! aha . :P



Posted by: k8

it says paris lives on 1467 N Kings RD ( beverly hills ) ! awesome . i`ll have to meet x17 & paris sometime . aha . :P



Posted by: Anonymous

1467 N KINGS RD . beverly hills cali .



Posted by: Brian Llewellyn™

Nice outfit Paris. Ummm. I like it. Hey X17 is being mean saying that your cat doesn't like you. Just to let you know Paris. That cat is old independent kitty anyway. He's a little wild in other words. I can see it in his eyes. You are always going to have troubles keeping this cat around. It's just in his blood to want to roam and be free from you, or anyone else that has him. Anyway. Hey Paris. I'm going to give you one of the things I want you to do for me. But I'm going to tell you in the Free Paris! story further up on X17.
Peace Luscious

Brian Llewellyn™



Posted by: Anonymous

I love how Paris always calls her pets girls, even if they're boys. Tinkerbell, for instance, and now this kitten! LOL I love it!



Posted by: Luis

Hey Does Anybody Know The Name Of The Song Paris Was Playing in her car in the begining of the clip?

p.s. Paris Your Hot!



Posted by: Anonymous

she's such a sweet girl who loves animals. GO PARIS!! I love you princess



Posted by: Ace

Good for her. I just can't understand why somany dislike her. She's a lovely, young socialite who is fortunate to have come from a well to do family. Sorry she's going to jail but it serves as a wakeup call to LaLa Land. Drugs and alcohol don't mix with driving. Can you hear me lindsay? These starlets are still so young, hopefully it's just a fad. Remember when you were young? What were you doing in your twenties? You're all just a little too jealous, lighten up.



Posted by: Paula

Porque ela não adota crianças que nem angelina jolie? Ou cria uma instituição para crianças ao invez de ficar so gastando dinheiro a toa comprou um anel de diamante de 4 milhoes de dolares! tanta gente precisando! Ela deveria ajudar as pessoas !



Posted by: Anonymous

Paris is a douche. Who works out in sunglasses? I hope she gets the crap beat out of her in jail and that the humane society comes and rescues all of the pets she has. How can you take time to care for your pets if you are constantly out of the house partying? She's an f-ing idiot.



Posted by: Anonymous

Paris RENTS????



Posted by: Anonymous

Paris, you are going straight to the "Hood" to serve your time.Compton,South Central L.A., and South Gate all surround Lynwood,CA.These communities think that you are so trashy for fucking on camera and boldly smiling back at the camera while the slime ball riding your back humped to the finish line.I only hope that this jail time is a sobering experience for you and that you understand that the public does not find you continuously turning your nose up at our legal statues funny in the least. Do your time and shut up criticizing our judicial system. You've been treated more than fair.Another of us would have paid our debt to society long ago.Shut up and get on over to South Central!!You little spoiled cunt. And leave the poor innocent pets alone.They, above all the people in your life, deserve having the best mommy in the world to care for them. Not someone posing for a photo shoot. Mary.



Posted by: Marianita Jones

WHY DOES x17 care so much about this whore? she is the worst role model together with britney. STOP reporting about her. WHAT IS so interesting with her working out, going out etc??? REPORT ABOU REAL WORLD PROBLEMS. about poverty, child labour, climate change etc



Posted by: Anonymous

awww!!! how cute! i love the kitty. I have a black one myself. Please take care of it paris!



Posted by: Anonymous

awww!!! how cute! i love the kitty. I have a black one myself. Please take care of it paris!



Posted by: Anonymous

whats her address?



Posted by: Anonymous

whats her address?



Posted by: Matt Tenner (FED Ex Driver)

1467 n kings road. (Directions: Take Sunset blvd toward the sunset strip. Just as you pass Crescent Heights, you'll be coming up to Kings Road. Make a right on Kings road and as you go up the hill, her house will be coming up to your left. 1467 N. Kings Rd.







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