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X17 XCLUSIVE - He's Sha-Man!

Posted on Sun Mar 2, 2008 10:40 AM PDT

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Has Paris found true enlightenment?

We caught up with Ms. Hilton last night in Hollywood... but she wasn't with boyfriend Benji! Quite the contrary: She was spending some down time with a Shaman! Paris and a guru - who knew?

First getting engaged, now this? Maybe Paris the heiress really is changing her ways!



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Even shamans like Coffee Bean!

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Posted by: YEA I'M TEAM BRITNEY .THE TEAM THAT WANTS HER TO DIE

WELL IT'S TRUE

PARIS WILL FUCK ANYTING WITH A PULSE



Posted by: Deborah

I'm surprised she hasn't tried to get her paws on Trump. I just noticed this the other day.. The two of them have the same facial expressions to a tee.



Posted by: Anonymous

WHAT THE FUCK!



Posted by: bakes

Truly truly sickening



Posted by: montana mike

he's a shaman
she's a sheman



Posted by: Famous for nothing - old like everybody else.

Nah. Paris has just become the newest nation's billboard. She pimps to advertise for serious bucks...Pussy Cat Dolls ...Good Charlotte(and their new clothing line)...Shaman Whatzhizname (with his self-published wizdoms in his hand and on her dashboard.)
.
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Paris is a media escort service. People will pay for that kind of product exposure.



Posted by: Anonymous

Paris is a prime target for people who would take advantage of her and her money. She's rich, bored, lots of free time, no moral compass. Just right for a shaman or witch doctor or cult leader to move right in.



Posted by: Famous for nothing - old like everybody else.

Oh and can't you just hear the discussion regarding the arrangements for this publicity purchase...
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Shaman: "OK. So, I'm going to be wearing orange and red so don't you wear anything that will clash or upstage me, OK?"
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Paris: "OK. I'll have to go shopping for something innocent looking, though. I don't think I've ever gone in for that look. Everything I have is either garish or vulgar. I'll send my stylist out for something appropriate."



Posted by: Anonymous

OH MY GOD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOOK AT HER FACE, SO "SPIRITUAL" HAHA
ALL IN WHITE, SO SO SO FAKE
HOLLYWOOD IS A JOKE!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Thought the headline said she's a he-man at first and thought, she is a tranny



Posted by: What a coincidence the paps just happened to be there

Hey skanky, you can't BUY ENLIGHTENMENT!



Posted by: Anonymous

i bet he has some good weed connections.



Posted by: She's an idiot

Hey paris, just a tip, if you are trying to look innocent maybe fishnets aren't the way to go.



Posted by: Sad.

She just pretend and feels guilt after all sins, probably.
Her way to dance and undress on stage at parties, has been spread to 13-years-old in Europe.
Shocking news here today.



Posted by: Britney sucks

Paris is just 2kool!



Posted by: Kate

www.myspace.com/salomemusicsite



Posted by: Kate

www.myspace.com/salomemusicsite



Posted by: Anonymous

Darling, is this really necessary?



Posted by: Anonymous

he is an actor and his name is maxie santillan jr, check him out on imdb



Posted by: Good Charlotte's biggest fan!!!!

She is not marrying Benji!!!!



Posted by: h

wow, this guy REALLY is an actor named Maxie Santillan Jr. what is Paris up to?????? he's no shaman!

NO JOKE!



Posted by: grasshopper

was she able to snatch a pebble out of his ass ?



Posted by: Anonymous

Paris should leave us alone. It seems she is dating online now. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "WealthyRomance.com" last week.



Posted by: Kat

I've always wanted to try shamanic healing, apparently it works, wonder what it is she needs to heal herself from?



Posted by: Anonymous

What a dumbass....my dog has bigger brain than she does



Posted by: Anonymous

paps fell into her trap



Posted by: From Lainey's Entertainment Update

Ebola's Desperate Measures
She infected her own movie – only 20 people went to see it. And everything else has permanently stalled. As such, Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton is grasping at straws, desperately resorting to the lamest cockamamie schemes for attention.
Last week, after dating for an hour, she and Benji Madden professed their sudden, undying love. No one cared. So now she’s taken with a shaman and has hired him to bless her. In public. In front of the paps. Can you believe this sh*t is for real???
Check it out – Ebola and the Shaman at a bookstore, then stopping at a coffee shop where he proceeded to read to her from The Path to the Painted Shaman. Because one always finds spirituality when faced with a wall of photographers laughing their asses off at your latest stunt on the patio of a café in West Hollywood.
Buddha works in mysterious ways.
Of course Ebola wore white for the occasion, accented by nude coloured fishnets and big boaty white pumps. It has the ugliest legs ever.
How much was this man paid to impersonate a shaman? Can you imagine the karmic consequences that can result from this kind of exploitation and disrespect? You don’t f&ck with religion…
Finally, gossips. Finally Ebola has doomed herself.
PS. After her "lesson" Ebola apparently gave away the diamond necklace she was wearing to a random passerby. Give me a f&cking break!

I hope Lainey is right, I hope this is a nail in the coffin that is skanky's fame.



Posted by: freak

just imagine: simply insane and incredibly boring at the same time...how does she do it?



Posted by: freak

just imagine: simply insane and incredibly boring at the same time...how does she do it?



Posted by: Patrick

Paris has sunk to an all time low...Reaching out to a GOOK for spirituality??? Is leg spreading and cock sucking a religious activity in China?? Idiot. Totally did it for the paparazzi.



Posted by: Joe

She set this whole thing up and did it RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS! Typical for a slut like Paris, but shame on that Jap!!!



Posted by: Mary

I hope she moves to vietnam. Im over her and her dick nose.



Posted by: Emily

Look how she left that paper RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HER DASH BOARD! How convenient for all the photographers. Stupid bitch



Posted by: Emily

Look how she left that paper RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HER DASH BOARD! How convenient for all the photographers. Stupid bitch



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