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I <3 Jail
Posted on Mon Jun 4, 2007 05:00 PM PDT
Well, exercising does produce endorphins, and endorphins make you happy, so perhaps that's why former socialite/present inmate Paris Hilton has that ecstatic expression on her face after leaving the gym just a day or so prior to entering the big house.
Do you think she'll get to keep her cell phone, or at least have a private line?
Yay prison! I wonder how she'll decorate her cell.
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Comments
She won't be there long. WE LOVE YOU PARIS!
firts
She seems to be taking this prison thing awfully well...or at least far better than I would!
all you people who type 1st have no life
Good face in bad times is smart! Jail is good for her, maybe now she learns a lesson!
Why is she allowed to leave? Is this normal for cellmates?
Why is she allowed to leave? Is this normal for inmates?
Why is she allowed to leave? Is this normal for inmates?
Who cares? Fuck this bitch. I hope she gets raped in prison
what is paris hiltons street address?
what is paris hiltons street address?
All the bullshit aside... How did the paps walk backwards up the steps and still get a calm shot? That's talent ladies and gents. By the way Fiji water is the best.
wait...PRIOR to entering prison? She was allowed out to go to the gym!?
Ok...so I saw Paris' "trainer" on the MTV show the Ex Factor... He went by the name Yaakov....
Paris is one of the featured celebs on the Talking CelebFic site:
http://www.puzzlekiller.com
Celebrity Fiction with Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others. Wild Hollywood Sex.
Is Paris' trainer the same guy I saw this week on MTV's Ex Effect going by the name Yaacov???
haha awesome title
time to let her out now. she has been in there long enough IMO. It's Britney's turn to go to jail now
Money talks, Bullshit walks.
Money talks, Bullshit walks.
she's smiling ..probably due to medication but anyway,
little did she know that a simple jewish girl names sarah silverman would put the final nail in parasites coffin.
These are old pictures.
But Paris will be fine, even if she never worked another day she would still be rich and beautiful.
That's hard to take for the jealous Sarah Silvermans, we all understand.
And by the way, Sarah Silverman is disgusting. She only made Herself look stupid for saying what she did.
I'm sure the next 3 weeks will be difficult for Paris because she is usually so active and energetic. God,Paris looked so gorgeous last night on the red carpet, she gets better looking each year.
Paris got a raw deal with this sentence because no one ever goes to jail for three weeks in Cali for a parole violation.
But, everything Paris does is NEWS and this only made her more famous around the world.
Love her or hate her, Paris will be famous even into old age.
And I bet she will still be good looking even when she is very old.
I think it's funny the way Jews are always whining about how they're persecuted everywhere, but the likes of Sara Silverman can sure persecute others.
Sara knocked that joke out of the park. It was the biggest laugh of the night...
lmao sarah silverman is the type that couldn't give one shit, let alone two for a disease ridden, ugly whooooore (yes, WHORE) like paris hilton. get over the fact that everyone cheered parasite going to jail and she's a walking sex joke. too bad. maybe if she quit spreading her legs and took her damn valtrex she wouldn't have so many issues. pps. nice miscarriage paris, enjoy jail
paris will be famous for being famous for being a world renowned skank, cokewhore and alcoholic. congratulations. lmao
everyone is giving sarah so much shit for what she said about paris....do you guys not realize OTHER PEOPLE wrote that stuff for her?!?! give her a break!
oh please 8.51. Do you work for X17 to keep this dead thread going by posting lame Archie Bunker brain droppings?
Sarah Silverman talks shit about everyone and every race and creed. Please. Paris isn't special and she certainly isn't immune to that ridicule. If she were actually good for something (seriously, dare you to name ONE thing) and focused less on sucking so much h-wood cock, maybe she wouldn't be the butt of every joke. WHOOPS.
I am only commenting because I think this media circus concerning Paris Hilton is B.S !
There is a war going on in Iraq , kids are dying 4 no reason :( and gas prices are unacceptable !
I mean seriously ! who gives a f*ck what Paris Hilton does ?!
nobody, and that's precisely why everyone wants the biotch carted off to jail for goooood
Write your congressman.
then donate your time to a charity instead of spending your nights defending Paris and telling us how cute she looks and other such superficial crap. Why don't YOU do something important to help the world... then maybe you can preach to us haters... pu-leeze girl you need help.
What Sarah Silverman said was effin funny. Besides the look on Paris's face was priceless!
that laugh was loud and looooong!
Dave Letterman would have been burned her worse, without having to say "penis". He and his writers have a more sophisticated vocabulary and much higher IQ's.
What's funnier- the jokes or the fat rolls on Sarah Silverman's arms?
Cheap shot buy the way. Even if someone else wrote the material she didn't have to say it.
agian... that laugh was loud and looooong!
fat what fat compared to who? oh dear are you fat?
She's nasty !!! and must go o jail. and anyone denies that !!must go to hell.!!!
I don't care if she's 300 pounds. bitch was funny.
fat rolls? hahahahahahahhahahah
she isn't even within 500 FEET of fat... think harder, do better next time.
For those who asked here is Paris Hilton's current address.
But please be aware that the mail is getting checked by the Sheriff's Department. You cannot send pictures or hate mail or mags etc. Only cards or letters will get through.
Paris Hilton
Century Regional Detention Facility
11705 Alameda St.
Lynwood,CA 90262
USA
And oh yes, Zara Zilverman only made herself look foolish. She is a jealous Nobody.
I really love Paris Hilton. She is so sweet.
Not perfect,of course, but mostly very nice.
Paris is in my prayers and I only wish good things for her.
s.s. well e well, yall know sarahhh diker girl is just a shocker comic girl, but like another andrew dicer clayman she aint gonna lasty last. Try just a taddy harder sarah yall maybe just might skimmy through it ,but I very well dont think so. AND OF COURSE YALL DID SEE IT WITH YOUR OWN BIFOCALS, PARIS YALL HANDLED THAT OLD PIGGLET'S JOKE FAR BETTER AND WITH HELL OF LOT MORE GRACE, IM A PRAYING FOR YALL PARIS AND FAMILY, PARIS YALL A STRONG WOMEN YALL DO THE TIME, JUST LIKE MARTHA AND COME OUT ON THE OTHER END SHINING LIKE A STAR THAT YALL ARE. BE STRONG GIRLIE . YALL BE OK. I TIPPY MY STETSON TO YALL HILTONS WITH RESPECT.
sara silverman is a wannabe Don Rickles
and why did Paris Hilton give that long winded rehearsed speech outside before the awards, all the reporters cared about was who she was wearing. she is not normal. all of this is complete lunacy
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS SEX TAPE SLUT!!WE WANT MORE BRITNEY!!
she never had the option to go to a pay jail, she is lying. she could have gone to a pay jail but for more time. big fat ego and causes distruction where ever she goes.
on the other hand, the paparazzi is really dumb, she did outsmart them and out fox them by going to the jail right after the awards. in fact, if you check into a jail before midnight, it counts for a full day. 22 days left!
that was very smart to go and give her little speech though at the awards, and get it said
sarah silverman didn't have to "do" nor "say" anything to make paris look like an idiot, paris has been doing all that just fine on her own since she was 17. parisexposed, anyone? yeah, I saw -all- the content. NEXT.
what with his hairstyle ??!!???
qualcuno capisce l'italiano!!??...purtroppo il mio inglese non mi consente di esprimermi correttamente.....mi sapete dire di che marca sono gli occhiali di Paris??
Paris will fade from the public eye because people just aren't interested her. In fact, they're repulsed by her -- except foreigners and teenies (and who gives a shit what they think). She's a running joke -- like Lindsay and Britney.
-logical....
is that a pic of Paris's Jail House on Google street viewer?
http://moogld.com
sarah is a comedian you stupid fucks. get over it. she rags on everyone. that's what comedians do, you idiots. and of course comdedians are going to comment on the celebs making news atm.
Gucci from head to toe??...a lil tacky
Whatever Paris Hilton does makes NEWS around the world.
That's why the world press is now camped out at Lynwood.
Paris won't fade away, she's much too rich and too beautiful, and she will always be interesting.
Is that a Gucci sweatsuit she's wearing? Does anyone know where I can get that online or in the stores?
maybe she needs to be there
I love how she has a whole GUCCI WORKOUT GEAR. What street/place is her gym at?
who's we? she should take all of her prada crap and her stupid little fairy dog and move in.