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In Her Dreams!
Posted on Fri Jan 2, 2009 10:40 AM PDT
Life & Style is reporting that Paris Hilton is getting extra-cozy with a silver fox...none other than George Clooney!
According to a near-blind source, Paris and the former Sexiest Man Alive had an "intimate" date at the Whiskey Bar last month before hooking up at Dan Tana's for a dinner party that included Paris' BFF and Ridley Scott!
It's not like George is known for dating rocket scientists or anything, but we're extremely skeptical.
Now, even though we already know the answer to this, we just gotta ask...do ya think this is for real?
Sorry, Paris, like the title says, in your dreams!
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George Clooney • Paris Hilton
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Comments
I didn't know PAris liked dating closeted homosexuals. I am betting she thinks that he has that dildo machine made for BURN AFTER READING and she wants to use it.
He's just an old man. He isn't and never was the handsome actor they make him out to be. Sucks at acting too.
Paris looks like a MAN!
I bet Tw@tty planted the story to try and make herself more credible as she is nothing but a laughinstock.....
Oh please!!
Bet her pr fabricated the story :P
yah, he is about at her level of class.
It is possible. George likes these kind of women. Though I like Paris. She is kind and misunderstood.
more publicist BS, hey remember the pink bentley? ? that was good for a couple days of photos
I wish! That would be hilarious. I can't stand either one of them. Somehow, I don't see Paris with an old man, not even a rich old man (at least for another 10 years).
Oh Please! The only intimate thing Paris would be doing is nob gobbling underneath his table. As if he wants a case of Herpes from her! What a Valtrex using whore she is!
Clooney's ego is x2 his talent. Hilton is just a cum bucket. Could be the old guy made a cum bucket list and she's on it.
she looks hot in that picture. love her beautiful eyes.
Even though Jeorge is an idiot that stands for all that gay rights crap, even he is not low enough to go with the lowest of skanks out there such as Parasite Herpies or Twitney Beers.
George Cloony is a closet HOMO. He only acts like he likes women so he can make some money at the box office fooling the dumb women that show up to his awful movies that he is not even able to act in, lol.
Old no talent man, young STD ridden skank, could work!
Why do women consider this old guy hot?
He looks like an old Muppet.
n odd world clooney and krusty the clown make a drugged out kinda sense, oh pass the krusty brand std on the left hand side
I doubt it. She likes baby faced really young guys that she can control and get away with cheating on. This would never work. Can you imagine his tantrums is Stavros was around?
George Clooney is a magician of communication... he can misdirect your attention, so that you think he is taking to someone, but he is actually talking to someone else.
Consequently, he is really good at fooling the Paps.
Larry: "The night was dry, yet it was raining."
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com/watch?v=Kz26ltBjZqs
Whiskey Bar / Alabama Song
She's just Sarah Larson with better clothes and a better vocabulary..it's not at all surprising.
Why is everybody so crazy over that old fart Clooney? Let's not forget he was on the FACTS OF LIFE! What a loser. He looks like he would smell like B.O., cigaretts and booze. Totally disgusting!
Haha, now George is Gay, seems like backlash from bitter bitches cuz they know
that GC will go for that Marriage BS!!
I am sure George Clooney would be just a straight out good guy, too cool to go out with someone like her that's for sure
12:02am paris has a better vocabulary? I never knew Sarah was mute, that would be the ONLY way skanky could have a better vocabulary
Paris is cockeyed and looks like a man in drag George Clooney can do so much better thank heavens this is bs