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Noooooooo!
Posted on Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:10 AM PDT

Be careful Rob!
RadarOnline.com reports that Paris Hilton and Twilight star Robert Pattinson "cozied up" in a corner together "for a very long time" at Rick Yorn and Patrick Weitzell's Oscar afterparty on Sunday night.
Sources at the party say there was "definite chemistry" between Paris and Rob, and one eyewitness tells the website, "Paris and Rob were deep in conversation, being very flirtatious with each other, when Benji, Paris' ex approached. Paris was polite to Benji, but continued talking to Rob, and poor Benji slinked away." Poor Benji indeed!
We know Rob likes to party and mingle with Hollywood types, but we're really hoping he was just being polite to the heiress! A relationship/fling between Paris and Rob would just make us nauseous...and that's putting it nicely!
Sorry Paris, we're just really protective of our Rob Pat!
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Comments
DON"T DO IT! YOU"LL GET WARTS! SHE IS HOLLYWOODS SLOPPY SECONDS!GO BACK TO ENGLAND FOR A LADY!
DON"T DO IT! YOU"LL GET WARTS! SHE IS HOLLYWOODS SLOPPY SECONDS!GO BACK TO ENGLAND FOR A LADY!
LIES!!!!!! "leaked" by her publicist or "friends"
OH GOD NOOOO.. ANYONE BUT HER!
OH GOD NOOOO.. ANYONE BUT HER!
paris is a slut. enuf said. every week its someone new. just a slut. have some respect for yourself paris u in spotlight....SLUT
eww wonky is too old for him
Great, now the hot guy is going to get kooties from a walking STD.
paris hilton and the comment deep conversation definitely do not go together--deep throat maybe
Does that mean he has herpes too? I mean who else would risk it? She is such a clown. Just a ridiculous, waste of air.
He looks like Groucho Marks in that picture and now he probably has herpes and whatever else that fugly std ridden giraffe has!
Marx
he's gonna get the herp.
god why would you do that to yourself.
people.com said she was talking to stavros at the party, maybe they got them mix up.
ohhh pleasse NOOOOOOO!!! everyone BUT not Paris... she doesn't deserve him and if he get together with her, I won't like him anymore...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oooh! Maybe there'll be a Rob sex video! I'll buy a copy!
GOD NO! Hopefully Rob is too smart for that.
NOOO!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT ROB THE SAME IF HE GETS WITH HER!!! THATS JUST GROSS!! ROB PLZ NO!!! JUST EWWW NO PLZ NO!!
Who said she had stds ?
He is the big thing right now so Paris is making friends with him to stay in the spotlight. God, Paris, don't you know how to bow down with some humility!? ITS OVER!!! YOUR 15 ARE UP!!
ohhh god no Rob run fast and run hard!!! Paris is not good for you, she's just hollywood trash!
Oh god, all the teenage girls will kill themself now!!!!! Bwhahahah
ewwwwwwwwwww noooo!!!! she is to ugly for him... he deserve someone better
ewwwwwwwwwww noooo!!!! she is to ugly for him... he deserve someone better
LIE
Actually I don't think he is good enough looking for her. He doesn't really say much, boring really. She should hook up with a sexy guy not this over hyped little boy.
ROB IS SO LOST AND VULNERABLE, IF PARIS BROKE UP WITH HIIM, HE'D KILL HIMSELF. AND BENJI....I KNOW YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO....
i hope for his sake its lies...i am not only saying this becasue i am a fan of rob...but if any part of your body touches hers ewwww think of everyone in hollywood who she has been with ewww shes is an a list s##t!!!!!!
guys, give robert pattinson a break....come on why we have to said awful things about paris hilton, they were young and need socialite, right... stop it, and please let the guy have a break....
NO!! thats so gross, everyone loves him and everyone hates her, its just completely not ment to be! i hope he reads this and totally takes side with his fans!
Let's hope fictional Vampires are immune to Herpes!
Let's hope fictional Vampires are immune to Herpes!
RUN! SO FAST!
ROFL..I seriously doubth it..Her pub probally leaked it to get attention..Remember shes a wannabe celeb..She'll go up and talk to anyone thats famous just to get her out there even more..Why hasnt this skanks 15 min ended?
Pattinson can’t shake Ebola
See?
Once you let it in the door, once her black hole vagina gets its tentacles latched, it won’t let go until there’s nothing left.
Robert Pattinson is in for a world of hurt.
As reported earlier – click here for a refresher – Rob spent an hour at a party with Ebola on Oscar night. Then he flew to Tokyo to promote Twilight.
Guess who’s also en route to Tokyo?
That’s right. Ebola Paris Hilton was spotted at LAX en route to Tokyo supposedly for some “business related appearances” this week…
You’ll note, it did bring its current boyfriend Doug Reinhardt along but this has been its back pocket strategy throughout its reign of terror. Ebola always has a Plan B just in case. But make no mistake, Ebola gets a lot more mileage being linked to Teen Beat’s current poster boy than some random you’ve never heard of. And please… save it. I don’t care about Doug Reinhardt. He’s dating Ebola. This is all I need to know.
So from LA to Tokyo, Rob and Ebola will find themselves just steps away from each other yet again.
Will it go looking for him?
Please.
It’s probably stalk texting him already, trying to arrange a hook up.
And for those of you, many of you, who emailed today to discuss the possibility that he might escape infection, that it was only “talking” they did on Sunday night, that Rob is immune to Ebola’s evils…
Stop deluding yourself. It’s pathetic.
Rob, you are famous enough and you will only get negative publicity if you get linked with Paris. Not a good career move. THINK!
please oh please Rob STAY AWAY from her!!!
I am not crazy about Rob but I think he could do better. I personally never liked Paris because to me she is a spoiled slut and she wears guys like she wears clothes, in one day and out the next. She clearly wants him and ultimately its his choice to deny or accept.
I am not crazy about Rob but I think he could do better. I personally never liked Paris because to me she is a spoiled slut and she wears guys like she wears clothes, in one day and out the next. She clearly wants him and ultimately its his choice to deny or accept.
HE'S TOO PERFECT, TOO BEAUTIFUL TO EVEN BE IN THE SAME COUNTRY AS HER!! SHE SOOO DOES NOT DESERVE HIM!!! SHE IS A FIRST CLASS,SPOILED, CRIMINAL, BRATTY STUCK UP !@#$!
RUN ROB RUN! RUN FROM THE HORROR!!!!!!!