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Paris, Bunny Pirate
Posted on Sat Nov 29, 2008 03:00 PM PDT

Arrrgghhh! Shiver me timbers, matey!
As Captain P prepared to set sail on a 747 yesterday, her former lover, Surly Stavros stayed on land in LA, drinking plenty of grog and getting cozy with some harlots at a local watering hole.
Stay tuned to see exactly how Surly Stavros spent last night ...


What's up with the bunny, honey?
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Comments
I can see why Paris and Benji split before they could start a family. Paris is not capable of breast feeding a child. The kid would starve to death.
ok, why are her pants stained? she looks tore up! C'mon, your Paris Freakin' Hilton for Gods sake!!!
I'm your KING my name is MIKE
hey hey its krusty the clown. krusty is the fashion icon for clowns everywhere
Benji was never a good choice for her, his entire wardrobe could be bought at goodwill for under 10 dollars and he is covered with circus tattoo's. They looked like beauty and the beast together.
Stavros is a better match but his family has already told him he is cut off if he marries her and that would mean the loss of REAL money so not likely.
Mario, your wrong, her small but very nice breasts are clearly visable on the tape where she is blowing some guy and they look big enough to me.
QUEEN PARIS 17 FEBRUARY 1981
DOES SHINE MY EYES OF IT A RAIN OF ROSE CROWNS IT IS CASTLES THAT SHINE AND BADMINTON AND THEY SING AND THEY PLAY OUR MORE ETERNAL BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG
LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BY
KING MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980
AND ME KING MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980
KISSES KISSES KISSES KISSES KISSES YOU
QUEEN PARIS 17 FEBRUARY 1981
Nice T-shrt, P.
P, The exclusive pictures at swaghousemedia are... nice? Well, Its hard to recognize you in a few/couple of photographs. I did however recognized your body language/position in the dental chair. I wonder why that is... Your black hair is fine in some of the other footage. You said, "I feel like a hooker?" No P, you just know how to rock when you walk...
I'm not particularly into the gore (not Al) tonight... however a few nights ago I watched Jiu ming (2004) Director:
Chi-Leung Law.
Jiu ming (2004) is a story about a complicated love triangle during an investigation into the theft of a woman's kidney/whatever. The movie was OK... Note: The spare part thing is kind of "core" to the movie Vanilla Sky too. Ya know, the movie with Penelope Cruz in it. I haven't seen her in a while...
Hey P, Did you save any of the movie props... like a hand or something else?