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Paris Finds A Place
Posted on Fri Sep 7, 2007 10:09 AM PDT
Good news for the haters - Paris Hilton is $5.9 million dollars poorer. Of course, said haters probably shouldn't get too happy - according to People, the heiress is out all that dough due to spending it on a luxurious new seven thousand square foot place in Beverly Hills! Of course, there's way more to Paris' new pad than empty space; the magazine describes her new house as including five bedrooms, five and a half bathrooms, and more privacy due to being located in a gated community. But the best feature of all has to be the fitness room, which Paris reportedly plans to turn into - get ready for this - a shoe closet! How long do you think it'll take her to fill it up?
Haters will also be infuriated to learn that Paris actually saved money on the deal - the original asking price was around $6.25 million. Then again, who could be better at sniffing out a bargain than a seasoned shopper like Paris?
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She needs such a big shoe closet because her feet are HUGE. One pair of shoes= three normal pairs.
yikes. baaaad pic. i had to back my chair up.
Ho bag Paris, all that space is going to get mighty lonely with no friends to fill it up. Sad poor pathetic paris. She will grow old alone, just her & her valtrex. Hey I know she should make the fitness room into a herpes research center & staff it round the clock with scientists looking for a cure for her vaginal warts. GREAT IDEA HUH? (thank you thank you).
Parislover..your a dork, no one cares if your first. Get a life and go back to work !!!!
----britneylover!
Parislover..your a dork, no one cares if your first. Get a life and go back to work !!!!
----britneylover!
Parislover..your a dork, no one cares if your first. Get a life and go back to work !!!!
----britneylover!
yikes. baaaad pic. i had to back my chair up.
I have seen several comments about her having herpes. Has this been proven and documented somewhere or is it just a rumor that is everywhere??????
I'm I the only one who sees the gap between her "boob" and her halter. NASTY
PARISEXPOSED has her perscription for VALTREX and valtrex is used to treat what exactly? Also MANY MANY hollywood types have contracted herpes from Ms. Hilton. Ask Nick Carter how much love he has for that evil wench who gave him a present which he will keep for the rest of his life. And sadly... He's not the only one.
PARISEXPOSED has her perscription for VALTREX and valtrex is used to treat what exactly? Also MANY MANY hollywood types have contracted herpes from Ms. Hilton. Ask Nick Carter how much love he has for that evil wench who gave him a present which he will keep for the rest of his life. And sadly... He's not the only one.
PARISEXPOSED has her perscription for VALTREX and valtrex is used to treat what exactly? Also MANY MANY hollywood types have contracted herpes from Ms. Hilton. Ask Nick Carter how much love he has for that evil wench who gave him a present which he will keep for the rest of his life. And sadly... He's not the only one.
i think her new purchase is wonderfull,
by the way i,m not a hater gator,i will see you later,i will even bring my own
cator to labor for our lovely Paris
I think everybody on her dogs her because they want to be her. Get over it and fix your selfs up 4-real
Paris is cute. I'm glad she has found a house finally.
"Paris Hilton is $5.9 million dollars poorer. ... [T]he heiress is out all that dough due to spending it on a luxurious new seven thousand square foot place in Beverly Hills!"
Is the halfway house she promised?
Carter is a loser...and the shoe closet is already full.
fucking morons... the bank owns the house, not her.
that is a nice house
gated community... now at least she can have a little privacy... Paris is a smart girl... glad she got a bargain on the home as well !
Oh and for the idiot above... not to ruin your day or anything but the Hilton's own the bank !
Yeah for her, but sad for me, 'cause I sure loved seeing what she was up to each day x17!
i wonder if paris does her own cooking? what are her top ten recipes? that is too nice a kitchen to have a maid do all the cooking!
Good for Paris!!!
Where does Herpes Hilton store all those cases of Valtrex?
Good for her, she deserves the best for all the charity work she's doing.
Is it me or is her nose getting bigger?
Her nose is HUGE! She is one fugly ass bitch. And that hair ain't working for her. Looks like someone took a dull razor blade to it.
Paris' hair looks like that because the way it was blow dried; but the haircut is really well done and the layers are great...
this dumb shit bitch is a fucking freak
she has very ugly feet
she's just a piece of shit airhead slut loser
Paris Hilton is a LOSER!!!
SHE'S LUCKY HER PARENTS ARE STILL RICH SO SHE GETS AN INHERITANCE
X17 -- It's not hate, it's lack of respect; that's why so many people make fun of her.
Maybe she should've turned that into a room for ex-con looking for a half-way home! And start buying shoes gor the poor!! But noooooo, we shouldn't expect so much from this nasty beast! After all once a liar - always a liar!! Stink fish puss!
And by the way what happen to her own line of extensions? Guess even she knew they sucked!!
wicked house! How old is she? How cool would that be to even own a house like that one, and to own one like that so young! Pretty cool life!
Where has she been for the last couple of days anyway?? Out with Amy winehouse at a crack house! Or helping Vanessa pose for her picture! Or was she flying Steve Fossett?? Or was she suffocating Luciano Pavoratti?? Where the HELL has she been?? Oh that's right, guess Satan was having a share holders meeting in HELL!!!
But you know what?? Wasn't it refreshing not to see or hear about IT for this longing! Guess the value of her pictures are as valuable now as my 20 year old shoes!! GOING DOWN!!! This is just the start!! Can I get a hip-hop hurray!!! Thank you God, you know God doesn't like people mocking him and using him! Who does?
Just the start Beast....just the start!!!
With her freakish, massive, man-feet the closet should be filled by Sunday. 2 or 3 pairs of shoes should do it.
Eye Opener, tw@t is in Toronto, infecting our country.........here is what she has been up to:
The Rich Wretch Too!
Who was in Toronto the other night, attempting to dance while her ex BFF’s ex fiancé worked the tables, and ended up spending half the night in the staff toilet drunk off her tree wretching her face off, irritating employees and sending them scurrying for disinfectant and antibiotics for fear of viral contamination?
It IS who you think it is.
remember DJ AM, Nicole's ex was playing at club the other night, tw@tty was there, who do you think they are talking about?
or how about this story about her......
Guarding Against Infection:my hometown hates Ebola
I was born in Toronto. My heart bleeds Maple Leafs blue and white. But today I love Toronto for another reason.
I love my hometown because my hometown hates Hollywood Ebola!
So Paris Hilton has arrived in Toronto to start shooting some lame ass musical. Last night she went to Lobby for a fashion show flanked only by a geriatric (like seriously old man) and some other douche who was described as “a hired friend”. Snort.
Several bodyguards surrounded her booth which was apparently a waste of money. Because no one cared. Former Maple Leaf Tie Domi sat in the booth next door…he didn’t give a shit. Did not care to be introduced, didn’t even look over for fear she’d spread her legs and contaminate his ass.
In fact, the crowd was so unimpressed with Ebola, she actually resorted to taking pictures of herself….HERSELF!!! No one approached her, no “fans” wanted to pose with her, so she posed and pointed for her own lens.
But seriously…how f&cking hurting do you have to be to start taking self portraits in the middle of a club???
Heads up Toronto – Ebola will be in town for 3 months. Be vigilant. Wash your hands. And if you see her, give her a good old fashioned Hogtown Heckle. I recommend:
Get your ass out of Canada you filthy virus!
Hip Hip Whoreay - hopefully now that she lives in a gated community, the papz won't be inundating us with her every move.
Nahhh - I was hoping, but I'm sure Parass has given them all "get in free" cards - without the papz, this skank would be exactly what she really is: NOTHING!
The gates are there to keep her IN. And it`s not a gated community, it`s a kennel.
GO TEAM VALTREX!!
She needed a bigger house, this way the crabs get their own room.
paris hilton has a big ugly nose! she needs a bigger house so stuff that big fat bloted head of hers into.
PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981
I CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980
LOVE YOU MORE OF LOVE
Loki's Emissary at 11:06am, that was cold blooded about the halfway house -- and so truthful it's painful.
And Anonymous, Parishasherpes is right: the valtrex prescription is old news, and truthful news, as is the parisexposed (aka parishiltonexposed) site. When the site first came out, there were downloads all over the net -- it's also where you can find the infamous 'n-bomb, ch*nk, f*gg*t, public school b*tch' tirade at the nightclub, the nicole richie crying video, the stills of all of them doing coke and getting stoned with some ugly ass people (suppliers?) and each other, the ludicrous fake ID for bars, the New Years shots of Paris sitting bareassed on a public toilet seat, more shots of Paris exposing herself, and the receipt for her abortion. Then Paris' lawyers made folks take all that stuff down. Did you hear, the lawyers are now going after Hallmark for a card featuring 'that's hot' and Paris' head. But still no word on that halfway house... the one good thing she actually could have done.
Paris Hilton is so ugli!!!!!!
and Britney Spears is so beautiful!![=
soooo over her ...who cares anymore...she's so last year! GO BRITNY....
Who cares?
Has the Canadian Center for Disease Control been notified of her arrival?
instead of a guard dog, she looks like a guard parrot with that nose. notice how the number of posts about her are going down--it's time to show your crotch again
paris you are a two-faced ho , smiling all up in diddys face and bitch you KNOW you used the n WORD. i would never let you in my face if i was a black man, of course its going to be a BLACK MANS face shes in. stupid tramp. go back to jail and serve some real time like your ass should have. all that effing crying they should have put your ass under the jail.