Paris Chats Up Hotties On The Beach While Lindsay Holds Down The Fort

Cocaine=Stamina

She has been drunk for days and everybody is laughing at her. How is that community service going LOSER!

WHERE'S A GANG MEMBER WHEN YOU NEED HIM TO PULL A DRIVE-BY? SOMEONE RID THE WORLD OF THESE COCKROACHES ASAP!

wonder how much stuff is missing from Paris house today?

Paris hates Lindsay and just brought her around so all of her friends could laugh at her

Paris told everybody that LL has VD

people took pictures of her drunk to sell to the tabs.

OMG does she really think these people like her?
I feel sorry for her now

Oh wow, me too. I heard she has been drunk for days now and nose candy 2

Oh my God, Lindsay is so out of her league trying to be like Paris Hilton! Paris is so elegant and Lindsay is gutter trash!

Lindsay holds down the fort? More like Lindsay CLEANS OUT the fort.
She did plead no contest to STEALING A DIAMOND NECKLACE you know!

I would never leave a thief alone in my house!

I herd she wet her pants right in front of everybody

2 OF THE TRAINWRECK NEED TO GO WITH AMY WINEHOUSE

LINDSAY IS PARIS HILTON'S BITCH! WHATEVER PARIS COMMANDS LINDSAY TO DO LOHAN MUST DO IT IF SHE WANTS PARIS TO PROVIDE LINDSAY WITH SOME COCAINE FOR FREE! WHEN HILTON TAKES A DUMP LOHAN HAS TO WIPE HILTON'S ASS!

Paris is slumming

boy watch a bunch of haters on here i didnt even see Lindsay Lohan

Paris is Perfect!

Is Lindsay stalking Paris?

uh oh, looks like the bull dyke Lchat crew is here only dykes find Lindsay attractive. No man would touch that moldy vajayjay

Paris the clown

Paris Hilton + Lindsay Lohan + Hot + Sexy = Winning

Paris Hilton + Lindsay Lohan + Hot + Sexy = Winning

Anyone who doesn't find Paris and Lindsay is ethier:
1)jealous
2)hater
3)into men

Paris+Lindsay=crack whores

All u paris haters are just jealous that she gets a new dick or pussy every day!

All the Lindsay haters are happy that Lindsay never gets any from anyone because she is so gross

Well i guess Paris's time is up and no one wants a bar of her hence why she's hanging out with Lindsay again. LOSER!!!!!!

Those 2 guys she's talking too look like a nice gay couple.

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In a new tell-all book written by former Girls Gone Wild cameraman Ryan Simkin, Joe Francis is accused of allegedly being stupid enough to use Paris Hilton’s vagina of all landfills as his personal coke mule, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Then again, I probably shouldn’t underestimate the convenience of large storage capacity:


Hilton was leaving for Europe, Simkin writes, and he alleges he brought her a little Camel cigarette box filled with cocaine and ecstasy for her trip.

“I asked if she was flying private, and she said, ‘No, commercial.’ And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X,” Simkin writes in the book. “She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic.“

Notice Paris has been wearing that head band over her forhead for days? What's she hiding?

Dealing crack as usual.

Aren't the both supposed to be doing community service? Not just Lindsay?

Hello parents of these people! Something seem wrong here? LL is on a bad road. Someone stop the trainwreck? Hello state of CA gov't?

her financial problems are hitting her hard....

You know they're going to come back and catch Lindsay red handed rifling through their stuff looking for drugs and jewelry to steal!

The 30-something spinster is hanging out with the kids again.

Emma Stone is this summer’s leading lady, and the actress sure knows how to work a red carpet.

From movie premieres -- the girl had three just this summer! -- to working her charm on magazine covers, Stone continues to dazzle in some of the hottest looks out there.
With many wondering if Stone is the America's Newest Sweetheart like, say, Reese Witherspoon -- they probably aren’t too far off. With her sweet charm and on-screen charisma, Stone has what it takes to stick around Hollywood.

@12:52 AM - Lindsay IS a bad road, Paris Hilton didn't put a gun on Lindsay head and force Lindsay to hang out with her. For 4 years Lindsay does all those bad things on her own without Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton didn't make Lindsay steal that necklace, Paris didn't make Lindsay assault Dawn Holland after sneaking out of rehab to drink in 1 am in the morning. Paris didn't make Lindsay steal the car and kipnapped 3 guys while chasing her assistant and her mom high on drugs. Paris didn't make Lindsay blame on the black kid for driving and blame her assistant for cokr on her pants. Paris didn't make Lindsay repeatly break her probation over and over again. Paris didn't make Lindsay failed her drug test for coke. Stop blaming everyone else for Lindsay problems. Lindsay hadn't hung out for years and still get into trouble WITHOUT Paris Hilton. I'm not even a Paris fan or nothing, but nobody freaked out and called Sam Ronson a bad seed when Lindsay move in with her nor that Patrick dude or Tyler Sheilds and they WERE around when she got into trouble.

This is sad Lindsay is doing drugs and drinking.
Lindsay is obviously not serious about getting her career back on track.

Evil diseased twins are $$ client networking.. lot of guys and gals meeting them are gonna get swindled, addicted, abused and ditched

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@12:52 AM - Lindsay IS a bad road, Paris Hilton didn't put a gun on Lindsay head and force Lindsay to hang out with her. For 4 years Lindsay does all those bad things on her own without Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton didn't make Lindsay steal that necklace, Paris didn't make Lindsay assault Dawn Holland after sneaking out of rehab to drink in 1 am in the morning. Paris didn't make Lindsay steal the car and kipnapped 3 guys while chasing her assistant and her mom high on drugs. Paris didn't make Lindsay blame on the black kid for driving and blame her assistant for cokr on her pants. Paris didn't make Lindsay repeatly break her probation over and over again. Paris didn't make Lindsay failed her drug test for coke. Stop blaming everyone else for Lindsay problems. Lindsay hadn't hung out for years and still get into trouble WITHOUT Paris Hilton. I'm not even a Paris fan or nothing, but nobody freaked out and called Sam Ronson a bad seed when Lindsay move in with her nor that Patrick dude or Tyler Sheilds and they WERE around when she got into trouble.

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Good points and true all.

Emma Stone is this summer’s leading lady, and the actress sure knows how to work a red carpet.

From movie premieres -- the girl had three just this summer! -- to working her charm on magazine covers, Stone continues to dazzle in some of the hottest looks out there.
With many wondering if Stone is the America's Newest Sweetheart like, say, Reese Witherspoon -- they probably aren’t too far off. With her sweet charm and on-screen charisma, Stone has what it takes to stick around Hollywood.

paris look fantastic . Can't wait to see her new hot boyfriend .

The Hiltons are criminal fascists.

Both Paris and Lindsay are beautiful,wealthy and talented.
Haters are jealous,mad,confused and in denial.

Of course they will be able to keep up the pace, with their friend COCAINE they could stay up forever!

Paris is being sued for STEALING JEWELLERY TOO,

lOOKS LIKE TODD PHILLIPS REALIZED WHAT A LOSER PARIS IS, HE IS PROBABLY TOO EMBARRASSED TO HAVE TAKEN HER OUT TO SHOW HIS FACE AROUND TOWN, EITHER THAT OR HE IS GETTING THE HERPES SORES LOOKED AFTER.

Both can't keep a relationship with someone!

After basically being called a "has been" on ABC, Paris is desperately trying to stay in the news. Her solution? Pal around with the always controversial Lindsay Lohan. What better way to ensure your name and photo is splashed around the gossip sites. And, LL is so desperate for attention, too, she'll run behind Paris panting like a puppy, not realizing she's being used big time. Both are such fine specimens of the human race. Not.

Trouble brewing in 3, 2, 1...

Pathetic poor excuse for a human being and convicted jewel thief lindsay lohan is so desperate for attention that her stock has sunk so low that the former actress has been reduced to making a cameo in a new zealand airline video. The failed actress appears in the video with a talking puppet who strikes up a conversation with lohan on a flight which leads to her being given a present by the puppet which turns out to be a necklace that the puppet paid for where he tells lindsay "don't worry it's paid for." That line is at the end of the video and it was made by the talking puppet who took a direct shot at the convicted jewel thief who has a long history of robbing unsuspecting people. Tmz has the unfunny video of lohan proving once again how bad an actress she really is.

Paris is bisexual, she is using Lindsay both for publicity and for sex.

Hater = a jealous idiot who will never be rich or famous.

Not hard to see that all the above hate messages were written by the same poster who has no life.

John travolta it appears has dropped out of the john gotti movie that was to start shooting soon because he has now signed on the do the expendables 2 that will begin shooting in bulgaria in september. In a recent interview with the producer of the expendables 2 movie which will also features a bunch of has beens like chuck norris, jean claude van damme and dolph lundgren it was revealed that simon west will be directing the movie. This is more bad news for the makers of the gotti movie that was to have had travolta as gotti because it was recently reported that joe pesci was fired, lindsay lohan was dropped and that al pacino and the person who was to have directed gotti barry levinson have moved on to other projects one of which is a movie that levinson will direct with pacino starring in it called "the humbling." Pre-production has already started on "the humbling" and pacino will film it right after he finishes filming his current movie where he plays phil spector in a movie that has been written and is currently being directed by david mamet. The gotti movie looks like it may be put on hiatus or cancelled pretty soon because everyone involved with it has moved on to bigger and better things except lindsay lohan.

Enabler = A delusional loser who lives in her own fantasy world.

I know for a fact it wasn't all written by one person.

However, it is all TRUE trollhan team.

Why doesn't Paris use some of her family's money and buy some boobs?

For all of that talk by the lindsay lohan fans who were excited to see that lindsay lohan was going to be on the front cover of the september vanity fair issue it turns out that it was not true. Jennifer lopez is on the front cover and lindsay is relegated to the back end of the magazine. Vanity fair knew what everyone else already knew that no one wants to buy a magazine with lindsay on it. Lohan said it herself. She is a brand damager.

10:56 could be right. It's either one or maybe a few losers who keep posting
the same jealous comments day after day. What a sad life.
They have no talent,fame or fortune. They do have plenty of hate.

I hope she overdoses! Society would be a better place without this thief!

I sense another sh!tty reality show...if these two skanks can not kill eachother for 5 minutes!

That looks like Paris' modeling agent Todd sitting down on the chair in the blue shirt.

i love u linds.........plz add me frnd in face book .i waiting in ur mesgs.

Too bad she's not Japanese! She would have gutted herself by now!