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Paris Hilton Loves Her Life
Posted on Fri Jul 8, 2011 07:15 AM PDT
Could you blame her?
Despite the minor upset involving her stalker (he's still in custody and is due back to court July 15), Paris Hilton has been enjoying yet another fab summer.
The heiress has been chilling out in her posh Malibu beach spread, and hooking up with a new man -- Hangover producer Todd Phillips!
But will the Queen of LA get a chance to meet the future King and Queen of England, when they touch down in Cali today?
Find out if William and Kate will have time to party with Paris this weekend, after the jump ...
Unfortunately Paris Hilton's name is NOT on the BAFTA list, but we think it should be! Instead the heiress offered the Royals some important advice on where to grab a bite. "[They should go to] the Beverly Hills Hotel Polo Lounge because it's private, and they won't be bothered with paparazzi outside like you would at the Ivy or something," Hilton tells E!.
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Paris Hilton loves Her Life In Malibu
Comments
please ask her GIGANTIC feet for a "Second Opinion", folks!!
Brentwood Big Foot
Who would want to stalk Paris Hilton? Ten-to-One she paid the guy to follow her to extend her 15 minutes of fame.
maybe should read "I love di*k."
Maybe it should say I heart VALTREX!!
P athetic
A hole
R etard
I diot
S td Ridden
P iece of shit
A ddict
R idiculous
I cky
S kank
12:27....good one. She has a ponch in the pics. Is she preggars?
P uker
A norexic AND bulimic
R egurgitates her food
I s ALWAYS barfing
S lut
P lastic
A lcoholic
R etches after meals
I s a BARFER
S kank
CUMDUMPSTER!!
P orky
A rrogant
R ank
I s a pig
S tain
Herpes rides again
Cumdumpster?? I woudn't blow my wad in that wart infested twat.
Her cervix is infested with hpv and she can't get preggers...think it's just coke bloat.
Who would bleep her without ten rubbers?
WONKY McVALTREX!!! HAHAHA Even Chelsea Handler refers to her as that now!!!
How long till x17 deletes all of th negative comments about this herpes infested skank?
Wonky pays Brooke Muller to write nice things about her, but she's obviously in the middle of a meth binge.
967kissfm -- PARIS HILTON 'REEKS OF HYPOCRISY'
Back when it first debuted at the start of June, Paris Hilton's new reality show drew only 400,000 viewers (compared to the 13 million she (and Nicole Ritchie) used to get on "The Simple Life." Paris blamed it on the lack of promotion she was given, So the Oxygen Network sent her on a talk-show tour, and stepped up their ad budget. The result? Wednesday, instead of 400,000 viewers, she got 260,000. Only 2 episodes remain and Oxygen hasn't announced it yet, but there's no way they can bring back this loser. "Daily Variety" said the show, "Reeks of hypocrisy: Hilton simultaneously complains about her lack of privacy, then allows cameras to shoot her as she takes a bath."
But when it comes to hypocrisy, nothing can top what happened on Wednesday's episode. Paris fired her loyal assistant Lexie for moonlighting as a scriptwriter for a porn company. Not a participant, a writer. Privately, Lexie said that if Paris wasn't such a tightwad, she wouldn't need to get a 2nd job. When Paris first found out she was writing porn scripts, she demanded she quit , but her assistant (who is not an heiress), still had to pay the rent . So she lied and said she'd given up the job... But on Wednesday's show, Paris got a tip Lexie was still working there, so she played private detective, went to the porn company, and the receptionist told her that Lexie still worked there. Paris confronted her assistant, called her a, "Little Pervert" and then fired her.
All you haters are just ugly virgin males and females that have to jack your dicks and clits because you'll never have sex with a real person. Deal with it.
Why so sad looking Paris? Your COCAINE dealer not picking up his phone?
I think Todd realized what a loser she is and stopped taking her calls thats why she looks so dejected.
Why in the world would Prince William and Kate want to meet a Dlist felon? And why in the world would anyone ask Paris anything about anything? The only good advice she could give would be what corner you could score the best coke on in LA.
2:12, true, but it hasn't stopped her from spreading her "love."
Tina Fey says "She's a piece of shit"
Opie & Anthony say "She's an ABYSMAL piece of shit"
SO, two out of three people agree, SHE'S A PIECE OF SHIT!
God......Paris is just such a total hottie!!
I think she just realised that in spite of all her money she is a nasty, shallow, ugly on the inside shell of a human being that no one wants to be around and she will die lonely with only her money to keep her company.
Look, she's going car to car trying to score some crack or coke, just like her buddy Brooke was doing a few weeks ago.....
x17 needs to bring back the pictures of Lindsay shooting up drugs with Paris.
Geez, you people get really grumpy when those unemployment checks stop!
She look high on something. drug head.
Ask yourself, if there are stalkers and bullshit lies, as paris need the attention everytime a man dumb her, or she has a bizshow LOL, so she need the publicity. I feel sorry for those who are behind bars while she is free. the guy was sleeping on the beach, she called police on him, she collect people who are less fortunate then her and stalk them to get into the news.
Hire a bodyguard you cheap whore.
Filthy whore