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Paris Hilton Named Harvard's Woman Of The Year
Posted on Tue Jan 22, 2008 01:06 PM PDT
Well, sorta - the hotel heiress is being honored as Woman of the Year by the Harvard Lampoon, the university's famous humor magazine.
Luckily, Paris can take a joke - she's actually going to be going to Boston to accept the award (or one "better than or equal to it", according to the Lampoon's website) on February 6th!
(And, of course, if she finds a little time to promote The Hottie And The Nottie [which opens February 8th] while she's in town, so much the better! After all, this award may be a joke - but Paris' acting career certainly isn't!)
First she's a medical miracle, now she's a woman of the year...what's next for Paris?
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Comments
She's a medical miracle?
I LOVE YOU ED NORTON !!!!!!! MARRY ME
OLD fuckin story guys. step it up!
X17 and grammar again.... "going to be going" is a mistake a 1st grader wouldn't make
I'm lovin' the dude who is fake bi. Looks like I finally found a gay I can be butt-buddies with!
EVERYTHING about this whore is a joke.
she is a man women with Rabbit feet.
Whatever!!! the girl is a joke!!
her acting's not a joke??????????????
that's a fucking joke in itself
Paris also co-produced the film "Hottie and the Nottie".
My bf will take me to see it over the Valentine's Day weekend.
I'm looking forward to seeing Paris in "Repo - THe genetic opera". It's supposed to be a great rock opera.
I'm looking forward to see paris flop in Repo. It will be just another disaster for her along with her clothing line, CD and her *cough* acting *cough*
I hate you paris
We saw Paris in Vegas over New Years and she sure packs in the crowds wherever she shows up.
From:Lainey's Entertainment Update:
Jared Leto: Career Obituary
Jared Leto earned a loyal following after his turn on My So Called Life as Jordan Catalano. He then caught the attention of filmmakers in Requiem for a Dream and walked among the Hollywood elite after striking up a friendship with Brad Pitt during shooting for Fight Club, securing an invitation to the Pitt/Aniston wedding alongside then-girlfriend and superstar Cameron Diaz.
When he and Cameron broke up, Jared moved on to Scarlett Johansson. After a brief dalliance with Johansson, Jared starred in Chapter 27 with Lindsay Lohan. They also had an affair, though both deny it.
Next Leto decided to focus on his music, spending more time with his band 30 Seconds to something-who-cares than on a film set. Recently however it appeared as though he was making a return to the scene, and was reportedly making out with Ashley Olsen at an event in Los Angeles.
Leto’s career died suddenly on Saturday, January 19th in Park City, Utah. The cause of death was infection by Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton who launched her virus at his lips, resulting in irreparable damage, and haemorrhaging from all professional orifices.
Jared Leto’s career was 16 years old. It will be remembered by his agent, his publicist, his bandmates, and by Claire Danes.
Ebola Battles the Olsens… again
Ebola has a hate on for the Olsens and it looks like she will stop at nothing to trump the twins. Is it because they’re richer than she is? As you know, Paris is no longer an heiress. At least not in the truest sense of the word. As you also know, the Olsen Twins are richer than stink – worth a reported billion dollars.
And so you must remember Greek Stav. Mary Kate was deeply in love with Greek Stav. They were photographed on holiday hopping on a trampoline together, Mary Kate newly recovering from anorexia rehab… and then Ebola opened her legs, sucking Stav into her black hole vag.
MK was heartbroken, Stav was eternally infected, Paris Hilton was victorious.
Now it appears she’s at it again.
You’ll recall, I was the first to report that Ashley Olsen and Jared Leto hooked up two weeks ago at the Art of Elysium event. But Jared is at Sundance. And Ebola is at Sundance. And Page Six is reporting that this weekend, Ebola tried to maul him with her virus at a party, no doubt aware of his Olsen claim.
Not confirmed as yet whether or not Jared is a new victim. Will Ebola kill Jared Leto? And how will the Olsens deal with this new attack? Can the Olsens deal with this new attack? Or is Ebola too potent?
Go Team Olsen.
Here’s Ebola at Sundance the other day getting a whiff of her own venereal stank.
her clothes are nice I have 3 of her tops
Paris is so sad that she has to pay people to post favorable comments. IMDb does not list her as a producer of Hottie/Nottie.
Nobody paid to me for my comments !!!
I 'am always write what I think and what I feel...
Love You Paris .
Hey Sweet "P." Love your sweater...
Paris is honey. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Seeking true love now?
Paris is a skank. Just saw her profile on racistwhoreswithSTDs.com. Check it out.
Hogwash.
Paris Hilton's clothing line is a success and so are her fragrances.
As of Dec 1, 2007 her CD sold 800,000 copies. That is a Success and it keeps selling.
Also, just look at the other celebs and their problems - Paris is a lot better than most.
Anyway, I like her.
Also, Paris does not have VD or an STD and I seriously doubt that she is any more racist than you posters. Paris works with a lot of people from different cultures.
Herpes isn't even an STD. Where did you people go for sex-ed ?
Her prescription for Valtrex (IF it's real) is only for a few days which means she just had a zit or a cold sore.
If it was genital herpes it would be a longterm prescription. Doh.
Good
10:57 I CALL HOGWASH. Her toilet water is on permanent sale on Amazon for 60%, yes, 60% off and her clothing line is getting dustier and discounted more everyday at Kitson.
She does not have a problem sucking money from any culture that is true.
10:57, CD's are on sale for $2.99 at Amoeba on Robson.......
X17, please let us know how the investigation of her KILLING HER DOGS is going. Will she be charged?
You look very attractive Paris.
That is a very nice look for you.
Hey. I heard you were coming to Philadelphia, PA. Hey Richmond is just a short while from there. Come to Richmond Paris. There are a lot of good and nice people here Paris. Right in the middle between New York and Miami. That's like where Hollywood is on the West Coast. Your pretty cool Paris. I gotta go.
Peace,
Brian Llewellyn™
PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981
QUEEN OF MY ETERNAL LOVE
COME TI AMO
IL MIO CUORE TI AMO SEMPRE DI PIU
PER ETERNO TI FAGGIO FELICE
PER ETERNO TI AMO
PER ETERNO CI BACIAMO IN
UN CIELO FATTO DI ROSA
IL SOLE E LA LUNA LE STELLE E LA TERRA
MERAVIGLIOSI COME IL NOSTRO AMORE ETERNO
PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981
RECIPE FOR OUR
ETERNAL LOVE
CASTLE THAT FLIES
1) CONSTRUCTION TO FORM OF HEART
WITH
7)TOWER
6)IN THE SIDES OF THE HEART
1)TO THE CENTER OF THE HEART
2)DOORS ENTRANCE TO FORM OF HEART
1)MOTOR THAT MAKES FLY
AND
OUR FABLE
REALIZES HIM AND US TWO
CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980
PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981
WE LIVE HAPPY IT IS SEASONING.
QUEEN PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981 OF MY ETERNAL LOVE
I CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980
LOVE YOU MORE OF ETERNAL LOVE
PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981
RECIPE FOR OUR
ETERNAL LOVE
CASTLE THAT FLIES
1) CONSTRUCTION TO FORM OF HEART
WITH
7)TOWER
6)IN THE SIDES OF THE HEART
1)TO THE CENTER OF THE HEART
2)DOORS ENTRANCE TO FORM OF HEART
1)MOTOR THAT MAKES FLY
AND
OUR FABLE
REALIZES HIM AND US TWO
CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980
PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981
WE LIVE HAPPY IT IS SEASONING.
QUEEN PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981 OF MY ETERNAL LOVE
I CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980
LOVE YOU MORE OF ETERNAL LOVE