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Paris Hilton Signs Random Crap

Posted on Wed Nov 22, 2006 08:33 AM PDT

Paris Hilton PHILTONMORPH112106_1.jpgI genuinely have no idea what type of person would have Paris Hilton sign a bat. I mean, copies of her album? Sure. Copies of her sex tape? Maybe a little off-color, but at least relevant. But a baseball bat? That's just ridiculous. You might well ask R. Kelly to autograph an ostrich.

PHILTONMORPH112106_2.jpgCan't these rich folks afford non-ripped shirts - or bras, for that matter?

PHILTONMORPH112106_3.jpgBatter up!

PHILTONMORPH112106_4.jpgParis keeps her hands full

PHILTONMORPH112106_5.jpgParis signs something more familiar - her naked ass!

What would you give to Paris to sign?

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