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Paris Hilton Signs Random Crap
Posted on Wed Nov 22, 2006 08:33 AM PDT
I genuinely have no idea what type of person would have Paris Hilton sign a bat. I mean, copies of her album? Sure. Copies of her sex tape? Maybe a little off-color, but at least relevant. But a baseball bat? That's just ridiculous. You might well ask R. Kelly to autograph an ostrich.
Can't these rich folks afford non-ripped shirts - or bras, for that matter?
Batter up!
Paris keeps her hands full
Paris signs something more familiar - her naked ass!
What would you give to Paris to sign?
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Comments
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her own pink slip! LMAO
Perhaps the bat stars in her next sex video?
Maybe she should be signing an AIR SICKNESS BAG / Grey Goose Vodka Bottle combination since she appears to like to puke after drinking it!
I would have her sign the seat on my HD choppa.
If Paris watches some CSI, she will know better not to sign that bat. God knows where it will end up. But again, it might be entertainning to see her on one of those episodes.
Umm shouldn't her shirt read "Cocaine and Pot Generation"? It's definitely not morphine that she's on, although she acts just as stupid. Just sayin'...
the bat has DEFINITELY been used in one of her sex tapes....LOL
There are THIRTEEN of them, by the way.......
WONDER IF SHE WOULD SIGN A VALTREX BOTTLE??
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