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Paris Leads Paps To Camera Store; World Collapses In On Itself
Posted on Fri May 11, 2007 01:16 PM PDT
For those of you looking for a working definition of "irony", try this one on for size - after biking all over creation yesterday, Paris Hilton led her paparazzi entourage right to Samy's Camera! Of course, with just a few weeks separating the heiress from a state-mandated vacation, it makes sense that we'd catch Paris stocking up on photo supplies - after all, this would be the ideal moment to stock up on memories!
Also, as we made our way back from Paris' pad, we couldn't help but notice the heart-shaped gift sitting on top of Paris' garbage can. Given the extent to which Paris reaches out to her fans, we seriously doubt she'd be so careless with a gift clearly given out of support - but as any guy who's dealt with Paris can tell you, it wouldn't be the first time she's thrown somebody's heart in the trash!
We're gettin' deja vu here...
"That light source is hot"
As familiar with Samy's as we are, we probably could have beat Paris there - if we weren't still out of breath from our workout earlier that day, that is!
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Comments
Ugly now has a picture in the dictionary.
she looks soooooo sad
I feel so bad for her
:(((((
she looks soooooo sad
I feel so bad for her
:(((((
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We All Love You Paris !!!
HONESTLY HATE HER, BUT I GOT TO SAY SHE LOOKS TIGHT IN THOSE NICE JEANS
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wheres the video why isn't playing?
X17 your videos never work! :o(
Paris doesn't have my favorite personality type, but I wouldn't waste an opportunity to get to know her a lot better. That's one good looking woman. Any guy that tells you he wouldn't do someone who looks as good as Paris is delusional or just plain ghey.
where's the video.????
BOOR-RIIING... she's still a racist.
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Stocking up on film for the Video camera for tonight Paris? Nothing like a little porn, before you head to the slammer - yah, I guess it's better than a card1 But, do you really want to give that to your mom for mother's day? How about getting her a gift certificate at Wal-Mart, that's pretty "down-to-earth"!
WHY WHY WHY!!!
Why must you swarm her and take her picture... SHE DOESN'T MATTER!!! No Talent bitch is all she is. She's finally gonna get hers in the clink (-:
The poor me mopey face she has been sporting the last week or so is already tired! Yeah yeah we get it...poor little rich girl has to face the consequences....boo freakin' hoo! Why the hell some of you are feeling sorry for her is beyond me...my guess would be that those who feel for her are 13 and just don't really understand that Paris is completely useless, or they are just as spoiled as Paris and have never had to face the music either. Paris is beyond useless, has no talent, and deserves to get a true taste of the simple life...her mockery of our lives is now a reality to her and I hope she enjoys spending time with those she has mocked for so many years!
How is this ironic? It`s ironic like that Alanis Morrissette song, where nothing she sings has the slightest bit of irony involved. Before handing out a "working definition", you should get a dictionary and a working brain.
Great pants! I love them!
wear lyniqua be at? she usuwaly be posting up on paris n been all ignornt an shit? wher she at/? she be buzy sining up for Boost mobile or sum shit? wear u at?
You know what I wish Paris would do with those photo supplies she bought?
I wish she would use them to take a picture of me.
Brian Llewellyn™
^ stalker
Her body language is scary guys...
In response to (X17 your videos never work)... if you have Linux or some other crap, download the plug-in you moron.
Boring. Just boring. Nothing new. No sign of intelligent life. No new conversation as usual. Nothing worthy to say. Why do the paps follow Penis again?? Please enlighten. I can't imagine a more boring evening than sitting across from Penis trying to make small talk. YUUK.
why is there a heart gift box in the trash?
Dear KandyKane,
This is very boring.
It would be a very boring evening sitting across from Paris if Paris did not want to participate in the conversation. That would not be much of a date and may be grounds for returning the garlic fried shrimp. I would run away and not leave the waiter any tip. Women who read books are very attractive. Beautiful women with nothing to say are kind of boring. Being boring is boring, too. I wonder what it'd be like to talk to an interesting lady who is kind of smart? This website is very boring. Someone should check if there's any chocolates in that heart gift box. I dont think the real Paris likes to go to the library to do research and write essays. Paris appears to be upset with the media and her fame. I dont think she likes being famous.
Dear Anonymous,
When you say "nothing at fucking all", the word 'fucking' is being used as a verb. Since 'fucking' as a (possessive) verb emphasizes the noun of 'all'; how can this emphasis truly characterise the possessivity of 'all' if 'all' is an absolute? You cant possess an absolute. IE. Rather, if you said "nothing at all is happening here" that would seem more realistic because 'nothing' and 'all' are both absolutes and no claim is made that anything is being possessed. But by adding "fucking", you are implying that an absolute is being possessed and therefore you are contradicting your claim that this website is boring.
Lock her up and throw away the key, and the world is gonna be much more beautiful!
She is realy ugly! I mean, she looks like a man!!
PARIS PLEASE...I NEED SOME MONEY BECAUSE I WANT TO HAVE HALF OF YOUR FUNNY DAYS
# Satish Bhardwaj Says:
May 12th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
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