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Paris' New Man Is A Real Dick
Posted on Tue May 22, 2007 09:05 AM PDT
No, really - when Paris stopped by Book Soup yesterday to pick up a little reading material, some guy in a giant penis costume wandered up and claimed to be waiting to meet the heiress! Unfortunately, the meeting never ended up happening; by the time Paris left, her costumed admirer had already left the premises. Then again, it's not like Paris hasn't seen any of those lately - or at least not if Paris Latsis had anything to say about it!
Maybe the guy was just trying to give Paris a nice mental image - after all, she's facing a twenty-three day stretch of not seeing any of those!
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Comments
She could certainly accomodate it, without even having to breath deeply.
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Paris would probably fuck it if she had the chance, you know her pussys the size of a tunnel!!!
fuck her, go to jail already you piece of shit. i really don't care if this whore will be dead by hitting a train or something like that. god !!!!
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fuck her, go to jail already you piece of shit. i really don't care if this whore will be dead by hitting a train or something like that. god !!!!
YOU HEAR ME PEREZHILTON.COM
fuck her, go to jail already you piece of shit. i really don't care if this whore will be dead by hitting a train or something like that. god !!!!
YOU HEAR ME PEREZHILTON.COM
fuck her, go to jail already you piece of shit. i really don't care if this whore will be dead by hitting a train or something like that. god !!!!
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PARIS HILTON is to receive an alarming prezzie from prison chiefs for her, er, vacation.
The heiress will be “tagged” with a panic device to keep her safe from fellow jailbirds.
The alarm gives her a 24-hour link to prison guards in case she gets any bother.
Terrified Paris has already had her term cut from 45 to 23 days for good behaviour — and hasn’t even started her sentence yet.
damn, that thing`s almost actual size
she thought she saw someone dressed as her genitalia, but it turned out to be the Lincoln Tunnel
team PARIS!
Q: Do you know the difference between Paris Hilton`s pussy and 2 pieces of beef jerky?
A: Apparently, neither do Greek shipping heirs.
poor poor poor lugubrious paris
Big hooked Penis Nose Paris meets a big penis...to bad the "penis" did not have a big "fish hook" on the end too.
seriously, that thing looks like it`s been pounded more than a $2 steak at a meat tenderizer demonstration.
this dumb guy in the cock suit reminds me
the sand man from spiderman 3 movie
he also reminds you of your primary source of protein
If Paris had as many stiff ones On her as she`s had IN her, she`d look like a porcupine. A porcupine with Herpes.
that penis looks delicious
Perfect match for a cunt :)
Q: You know how to tell the difference between the Lincoln Tunnel and Paris Hilton`s vagina?
A: It costs more to enter the Lincoln Tunnel, the Lincoln Tunnel handles less traffic on a daily basis, and only the very end of the Lincoln Tunnel smells like New Jersey.
the cock guy was soooooooooooo funny!
Does anyone know Paris Hilton Home address ?
room 2
cellblock 8
LA county Jail
LA,CA
Paris can read?
no, das a colorin book fo wen she go to da bighous
uniqua, is that you??
yeah, I can`t speak ebonically on Paris posts, her 12 year old fan base wouldn`t have understood all of the insults I posted. I`m thinking of changing my name to "Team Valtrex" for Paris posts.
Team Valtrex. I like it!
I just hope going to prison doesn`t make Pfizer Pharmaceuticals cancel her sponsorship.
paris that is sooooo funny!! i think he's a good man for paris!! good for you.
No way! She is THE poster girl for herpes!
paris that is sooooo funny!! i think he's a good man for paris!! good for you.
She`ll have to use generic Valtrex in jail.
well whatever keeps her from having outbreaks. i mean, she can't be giving herpes to all the other cellmates that are going to gang bang her!
Hey look, your stalker is here.
I know, isn't it funny that he always shows up when I start posting?? actually, it's a little scary.
Prison inmates probably have higher standards, she should be safe.
LOL! I hope so. But they might wanna gang bang her anyway because she's Paris Hilton and let's face it, that would be funny!
He probably saw the headline about the real dick, and thought somehow he had become newsworthy.
LMAO!
retarded 14 year olds congregate here obviously- I wish I was there I would have punched that guy in the face.
is that what brought you here, James?
Why does she live right there on the street like that? She's worth a ga-zillion bucks!
She should be in a mansion or gated community or something. Anyone can just drive the fuck up to her front door!
Thats downright crazeeeeeee!
I wish she'd just to her time already. She could be out by the end of this month!
Paris, go to jail already and it's over with!
Done and over with!
You have to give the guy credit, what a perfect way to meet her, Hey Paris, there's a penis outside waiting for you.Paris: That's Hot, Be right out!!
what the fuck is wrong with you guys, just ducking leave her alone you bastards, you think that is funny, yes for the small mind, all you that have commented are disgusting people
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