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Paris' New Man Is A Real Dick

No, really - when Paris stopped by Book Soup yesterday to pick up a little reading material, some guy in a giant penis costume wandered up and claimed to be waiting to meet the heiress! Unfortunately, the meeting never ended up happening; by the time Paris left, her costumed admirer had already left the premises. Then again, it's not like Paris hasn't seen any of those lately - or at least not if Paris Latsis had anything to say about it!



Maybe the guy was just trying to give Paris a nice mental image - after all, she's facing a twenty-three day stretch of not seeing any of those!

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Posted by: lol

Paris would probably fuck it if she had the chance, you know her pussys the size of a tunnel!!!



Posted by: perez & paris are sucks....Go x17 you're the best !!!!

fuck her, go to jail already you piece of shit. i really don't care if this whore will be dead by hitting a train or something like that. god !!!!

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Posted by: perez & paris are sucks....Go x17 you're the best !!!!

fuck her, go to jail already you piece of shit. i really don't care if this whore will be dead by hitting a train or something like that. god !!!!

YOU HEAR ME PEREZHILTON.COM



Posted by: perez & paris are sucks....Go x17 you're the best !!!!

fuck her, go to jail already you piece of shit. i really don't care if this whore will be dead by hitting a train or something like that. god !!!!

YOU HEAR ME PEREZHILTON.COM



Posted by: perez & paris are sucks....Go x17 you're the best !!!!

fuck her, go to jail already you piece of shit. i really don't care if this whore will be dead by hitting a train or something like that. god !!!!

YOU HEAR ME PEREZHILTON.COM



Posted by: Anonymous

PARIS HILTON is to receive an alarming prezzie from prison chiefs for her, er, vacation.

The heiress will be “tagged” with a panic device to keep her safe from fellow jailbirds.

The alarm gives her a 24-hour link to prison guards in case she gets any bother.

Terrified Paris has already had her term cut from 45 to 23 days for good behaviour — and hasn’t even started her sentence yet.



Posted by: anonymous

damn, that thing`s almost actual size



Posted by: anonymous

she thought she saw someone dressed as her genitalia, but it turned out to be the Lincoln Tunnel



Posted by: aluh.fotolog.pl

team PARIS!



Posted by: anonymous

Q: Do you know the difference between Paris Hilton`s pussy and 2 pieces of beef jerky?
A: Apparently, neither do Greek shipping heirs.



Posted by: pea

poor poor poor lugubrious paris



Posted by: The Last Resort

Big hooked Penis Nose Paris meets a big penis...to bad the "penis" did not have a big "fish hook" on the end too.



Posted by: anonymous

seriously, that thing looks like it`s been pounded more than a $2 steak at a meat tenderizer demonstration.



Posted by: Britney team

this dumb guy in the cock suit reminds me
the sand man from spiderman 3 movie



Posted by: anonymous

he also reminds you of your primary source of protein



Posted by: anonymous

If Paris had as many stiff ones On her as she`s had IN her, she`d look like a porcupine. A porcupine with Herpes.



Posted by: m

that penis looks delicious



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Posted by: Anonymous

Perfect match for a cunt :)



Posted by: anonymous

Q: You know how to tell the difference between the Lincoln Tunnel and Paris Hilton`s vagina?
A: It costs more to enter the Lincoln Tunnel, the Lincoln Tunnel handles less traffic on a daily basis, and only the very end of the Lincoln Tunnel smells like New Jersey.



Posted by: ANONY

the cock guy was soooooooooooo funny!



Posted by: Rossana

Does anyone know Paris Hilton Home address ?



Posted by: anonymous

room 2
cellblock 8
LA county Jail
LA,CA



Posted by: heeeyy

Paris can read?



Posted by: anonymous

no, das a colorin book fo wen she go to da bighous



Posted by: heeeyy

uniqua, is that you??



Posted by: anonymous

yeah, I can`t speak ebonically on Paris posts, her 12 year old fan base wouldn`t have understood all of the insults I posted. I`m thinking of changing my name to "Team Valtrex" for Paris posts.



Posted by: heeeyy

Team Valtrex. I like it!



Posted by: Team Valtrex

I just hope going to prison doesn`t make Pfizer Pharmaceuticals cancel her sponsorship.



Posted by: someone

paris that is sooooo funny!! i think he's a good man for paris!! good for you.



Posted by: heeeyy

No way! She is THE poster girl for herpes!



Posted by: someone

paris that is sooooo funny!! i think he's a good man for paris!! good for you.



Posted by: Team Valtrex

She`ll have to use generic Valtrex in jail.



Posted by: heeeyy

well whatever keeps her from having outbreaks. i mean, she can't be giving herpes to all the other cellmates that are going to gang bang her!



Posted by: Team Valtrex

Hey look, your stalker is here.



Posted by: heeeyy

I know, isn't it funny that he always shows up when I start posting?? actually, it's a little scary.



Posted by: Team Valtrex

Prison inmates probably have higher standards, she should be safe.



Posted by: heeeyy

LOL! I hope so. But they might wanna gang bang her anyway because she's Paris Hilton and let's face it, that would be funny!



Posted by: Team Valtrex

He probably saw the headline about the real dick, and thought somehow he had become newsworthy.



Posted by: heeeyy

LMAO!



Posted by: James

retarded 14 year olds congregate here obviously- I wish I was there I would have punched that guy in the face.



Posted by: Team Valtrex

is that what brought you here, James?



Posted by: Pink Parasol

Why does she live right there on the street like that? She's worth a ga-zillion bucks!
She should be in a mansion or gated community or something. Anyone can just drive the fuck up to her front door!
Thats downright crazeeeeeee!
I wish she'd just to her time already. She could be out by the end of this month!
Paris, go to jail already and it's over with!
Done and over with!



Posted by: Sharon

You have to give the guy credit, what a perfect way to meet her, Hey Paris, there's a penis outside waiting for you.Paris: That's Hot, Be right out!!



Posted by: Lia

what the fuck is wrong with you guys, just ducking leave her alone you bastards, you think that is funny, yes for the small mind, all you that have commented are disgusting people



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