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Paris' Poker Face
Posted on Mon Mar 5, 2007 03:21 PM PDT
Look out, Chris Moneymaker - here comes Paris Hilton! The hotel heiress was asked to attend the prestigious 5th Annual World Poker Tour Invitational, a tournament pitting poker professionals against Hollywood bigshots for a $225,000 pot (all while raising money for The Creative Coalition). Will Paris join Ben Affleck and Jamie Gold in the upper echelons of Hollywood poker players? Only time will tell, but take it from us - when she doesn't want you to know something, Paris can get downright inscrutable!
Even Doyle Brunson would break a sweat sitting across the table from a player so fine!
Paris' pocket(book) aces
"Do I win if all my cards are red?"
Of course, if Paris isn't on her game, she can be a little blatant with her tells, too!
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Comments
Blech!!
Fuck this whore-monger.
She is absolutely good for nothing.
Yey!!!!!!! I'm First! She has the herp! hahaha...... all the money in the world cant pay to get rid of the shit! WHORE!
I was at the Commerce Casino this weekend and saw her in person! she's adorable!! Though I believe she would be a high maintance girlfriend!! But I would take a roll in hay just for the heck of it!
This should be a riot to watch. I doubt Paris knows the difference btwn a flush and a straight. Here's hoping she goes out first!
Stop putting pictures of this useless waste of skin anywhere..I am so sick of seeing this racist, elitist, herpes infected skank..I wanna spew.
I think that Paris Hilton is the jizzle drinking champ of whoretown. Not only is she a member but the president of onyourknees.com! She has had so much cum in her that if the sperm bank pumped her stomach they would never have to take another donation ever!
Parasite Hilton is a disgusting, racist, disease-infested, pig!
Please just make her go awwwwwway...far, far, far, far away! Doesn't she read comments about herself from pretty much EVERYONE and realize she just needs to disappear. This world would be a better place if she did!
Fake hair, fake eyes, fake skin...fake, fake, fake...born into money and full of self-entitlement, ignorant, racist, biggot...and the list could go on and on. This PARASITE should exit the public domain - she has NO right being famous and does nothing but demoralize our society. BOYCOTT PARASITE HILTON!
look at her left heel, time for new Manolos lady. The leather is worn off the heel. Cheap looking.
Poker face? Most guys poke her ass, but only when she needs more coke.
god, paris is so gorgeous!! Love ya paris :)
Amazingly beautiful. I hope she wins and pockets the dough! Good luck Paris!
how much longer do we have to be tortured with images and news of this loser? no one cares.
oh my NOOO!!. i have the same earings as her...well..obviously cheaper ones. im so upset
paris who???
I've wiped her out of my memory as one of the most disgusting people of our time....the next time they post about her...just ignore it...as long as we're writing, they'll keep throwing her up on the site...they just want the numbers. So ignore it, good/bad or otherwise, this is my last post...I want the bitch to go away...she's a disgrace to women of all ages!
paris who???
I've wiped her out of my memory as one of the most disgusting people of our time....the next time they post about her...just ignore it...as long as we're writing, they'll keep throwing her up on the site...they just want the numbers. So ignore it, good/bad or otherwise, this is my last post...I want the bitch to go away...she's a disgrace to women of all ages!
BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL! HATERS! get used to it! she is beautiful, rich, famous and happy. no matter what you say she is still gonna be Paris. MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!
LOL don't like her nor what she represents.
Would hate to be her friend or breath the same air ( I am scared of diseases etc).
However I can't really find anything to fault with her in this pic other than the earrings, if she was going for the whole 60'3 theme she should have had the gaudy white studs or something.
Woohoo, on having one more look and closer inspection... she is wearing green eyeshadow!!
OMPAH.. blue and green should never been seen.... what is she thinking?! :P hehe
her eye looks less lazy--guess laser surgery did work...but she's still a coked-out, filthy whore.
karma is a bitch...and so is she. and THAT my friends is why she has herpes.
Herpes infested nasty cunt. She needs to be swung around by that fake hair. Sit across from her at your peril - she is crawling with lice, crabs and herpes. Ever heard her speak?? She is as dumb as mud. And she gets fucked in the butt for coke. The ONLY reason this disease infested whore is invited anywhere is because there's no one else to invite.
love her. :)
paris hilton is not a whore for me...she's just a human being like everyone..no one's perfect in this world...even though a lot of rumors that come out now..paris hilton will just be a truly person...she's like a barbie to me...she is so pretty..thank god we have her in tyhis world...
paris you looks amazing
i love you
She's a slamhogg!!!
Did she finally get her wonkey eye fixed? It almost looks normal in all the pictures except the bottom one.
Hell, I'll do her if have the chance. I just double bag it, and make sure she does not miss her dose of valtrex. I seen her gyna, it's a double whop man.
Oh Paris - I am still waiting to see you playing strip poker, wouldn't that be HOT!
Fester, not as much as seeing her gyna again, and again
if someone had aids u love had herpes would u talk to him like this ?like hahaha this girl have herpes.what the hell have she done ? for me she's a normal person!
i don't knoiw why people say disgusting things like " die paris".
if someone u love had herpes would u talk to him like this ?like hahaha you have herpes.what the hell have she done ? for me she's a normal person!
i don't know why people say disgusting things like " die paris".
it's so refreshing to see she can take a picture without her tits & ass hanging out
Aye everyone:
Does anyone has absolute proof that she's got herpes, and that she's also a racist. I love to hear your comments
Ok one web site says that on the list of things that were in her storage container was valtrex ( apparently it is a herpes medication).
I have no idea how true this is, just what it says.
A place called media bom.
Lots of lovely Paris Videos there too :(
Didn't spend that much time on it but I can't google any pics of paris with a coldsore.
I think she looks nice and she isn't bothering you...Simple moron, Don't read and look if you don't want to see her...you can click a mouse button can't you???
Shane, If someone I were truly in love with got it, I would questions them as to whom they have been with.
You see it works this way.
You wouldn't hook up with someone you knew had herpes in the first place.
If, shortly after hooking up with this person they told you they has herpes you would be angry at them and prolly sue their ass for not telling you in the first place, hence no longer with them.
And thirdly, if you had been with someone that long that you were totally in love with them you would know if they had herpes or not by now. If all of a sudden they came down with it you would question as to what or more so whom they have been screwing,kissing whatever.. exchanging bodily fluids with.. hence get rid of the person... hence no longer with them..
So there you go Shane, if you have herpes your best with and more than likely you will be with another herpes sufferer because they have nothing to lose :)
Paris looks really good in the pictures above.
One RX for Valtrex is proof of nothing except may be had a zit in her face. So stop talking shit about Paris, you're not her doctor.
Here is some new info from the Warner web site:
As of March 2,2007 Paris Hilton's CD has sold 585,875 copies and is still moving at a steady pace.
GO PARIS!!!!
umm 12.26 Are you retarted?
I said I have no idea how true it was, I was simply saying what one web site had posted... Umm duh? lol
And for the record I have never even heard of the stuff. But then I don't have herpes or "zits" lol
saw her at Disneyland up close with Nikki a year or so ago, no lie. Anyway, neither me or my buddies thought they were hot, real fake looking with big noses in person. waaaaaaay friggin hotter girls there that day and in the LA area in general. They do have nice bodies though, but they are buttafaces.
true story.
Paris is ugly and has big feet. How can you be so famous for being such an idiot?
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