Posted on Tue Jul 17, 2007 06:47 AM PDT
Paris Hilton's Outfit Checklist:
-Flashy yellow sunglasses? Check.
-Black heels? Check.
-Multi-colored star bathing suit that awkwardly connects the top to the bottom AND makes my body look like a carved Halloween pumpkin that exploded into 4th of July fireworks? Check!
Seriously, what the hell! This is ridiculous. Just go do another sex tape already!
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