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Uh, Paris... No.

Posted on Tue Jul 17, 2007 06:47 AM PDT

PHILTON071507_001.jpgParis Hilton PHILTON071507_006.jpgParis Hilton's Outfit Checklist:

-Flashy yellow sunglasses? Check.
-Black heels? Check.
-Multi-colored star bathing suit that awkwardly connects the top to the bottom AND makes my body look like a carved Halloween pumpkin that exploded into 4th of July fireworks? Check!

PHILTON071507_010.jpgSeriously, what the hell! This is ridiculous. Just go do another sex tape already!

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