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Paris With a Capital "P"!
Posted on Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:17 PM PDT


Paris and her nearly inseparable boyfriend Benji literally just sat down at famed Robertson Blvd. eaterie, The Ivy.
Peeps don't go to The Ivy unless they want to be seen - and we're wondering if the couple wanted to show off the new "P" necklace that Benji's sporting.
First a matching initial rings, then a "P" necklace and then an engagement ring? Is that how it goes?
I dunno, but I'm getting a little grossed out by all their matching necklaces and wearing each others initials and stuff.
Unless that "P" stands for "Pimp", he better wake up and take that shizz off soon!
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Comments
First!!
It literally makes me ill to look at this guy. He looks like a blowfly that just feasted on a mound of shit.
They both resemble flies, in fact, especially when wearing sunglasses. Bzz bzz.
"P" STANDS FOR "PIECE OF SHIT"
lovely Paris
the p stands for prank or pussy.
Paris looks like she stepped off a yacht. Benji not so much.
Well, at least she is dressing like herself again instead of just like him. I hated that. Does she think she has to conform to be loved? Idiot.
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Yuck.
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uh. are the sunglasses and fedora surgically fixed?
NO ONE REALLY CARES X17 WTF? GET A CLUE...
elle est horriblement ... MOCHE !!
Gross look at her boney feet!!
Do you think Paris makes this dweeb take off his hat when he's banging her???????
Enough with the hat!!!! Being bald is bad luck but just deal with it guy!
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I tried to write that P stand for rhymes with enis breath and BM stands for bowel movement but calling her ryhmes with enis breath must be against the contract X17 has with this vapid tw@t
PARIS ROCKS....
Look at her foot!! She is so FUCKING GROSS. Words cannot describe this overexposed baby talking orange mess of a human. Paris, darling- you look like your mother. Take that as you wish lol
I thought BM was Bang Me.
She looks like a corpse! I cant wait to see what gravity and time does to her. NOT a natural beauty. Have fun paying your way out of old age, you twat.
THEY WENT TO THE IVY FOR A PHOTO-OP.I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL BENJI, SOMETIMES I WISH I CAN JUST SHOOT MYSELF TOO.
mybe p can get b in a suite and tie and prance around everywhere on earth.
so funny what she said about kim K
I think P is going to be nicloe to the alter.
P = PUS PUSS
TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT OF HER PURSE BENJI!
DUMP THIS BITCH!
SHES BAD FOR YOUR CAREER!
TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT OF HER PURSE BENJI!
DUMP THIS BITCH!
SHES BAD FOR YOUR CAREER!
TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT OF HER PURSE BENJI!
DUMP THIS BITCH!
SHES BAD FOR YOUR CAREER!
TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT OF HER PURSE BENJI!
DUMP THIS BITCH!
SHES BAD FOR YOUR CAREER!
TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT OF HER PURSE BENJI!
DUMP THIS BITCH!
SHES BAD FOR YOUR CAREER!
TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT OF HER PURSE BENJI!
DUMP THIS BITCH!
SHES BAD FOR YOUR CAREER!
TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT OF HER PURSE BENJI!
DUMP THIS BITCH!
SHES BAD FOR YOUR CAREER!
I HEARD PARIS AND BENJI HAVE A DEAL IN PLACE, SHE GETS THE FAME AND HE GETS HER USED UP PUSSY.
Benji looks like a douche and Paris looks like she just got douched.
She promised Benji she wouldn't contact the paps anymore- her way around that? Go where the paps hang out. Next question.....
1:33pm
where did you get that from??? paris needs the paps so she can show the world that she and benji are still alive.
1:28pm, WELL he certainly got the raw end of that deal didn't he. HA, made myself laugh, RAW deal.......
When is Benji and Paris going to release their sex tape? I know they made one while they were out of the country. But I doubt there would be many people who would want to see it.
1:54 pm YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!! PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY DOING HERPES SKELETOR!
He looks thrilled to pieces with her.
He looks thrilled to pieces with her.
THE IVY,PARIS IS SUCH A JOKE!!!!!!!WHAT A SKANK!!!!!!!!!
holy crap -- elvis costello sure has gained weight.
Paris' butt resembles a frog's butt. What else is there to report about her?
Why is Paris doing the nasty with a Jew?
I LOVE THAT WHITE DRESS
I LOVE THAT WHITE DRESS
freaks!
this will be over as soon as he's tired of bangin' her. what else has she got to offer besides her big gaping hole...!
I wonder if Benji knew how bad he was going to get shit on going into this publicity stunt/fake relationship with her? Does he think it is worth it? He doesn't look very happy......
I think I just vomited a little in my mouth!! C'mon! How utterly lame is a P necklace?? Isn't it common knowledge that people who have to wear each others name, intials, or whatever, just damns the relationship, not to mention just show how fake and not stable it is in the first place? Paris you sick freak, you just have to run around w/your ex bff's babies daddy brother! Just gotta bring more pointless attention to your worthless ass!!
Hyatt hotel in Moscow banned Wonky McValtrex for life!
Wonky reportedly scribbled "Paris Moscow 2008" with a black marker on expensive wallpaper in the suite she was staying in. Hotel bitches charged her $9,000 and told her to never come back.
A hotel spokeswhore said, “Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list.”
P = posturing piece of shit phony!