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Paris Works on Her All-Over Tan
Posted on Fri May 30, 2008 11:45 AM PDT

If not for that towel, we might have seen Paris exposed! (Not that it would be anything we haven't seen before!)
In other news, did we know Paris was such a smoker -- cigarettes, I mean? What's with that big fat ashtray next to her chair?
I guess Benji prefers her without tan lines!
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Comments
IS that her new house? Has she finally moved in? Screw her. Can we have pictures of the house please?
Skank smokes like a chimney, and X17 you posted a pic of her with a smoke hanging out her her mug the other day. Are you guys all high all the time, is that why you support this witch?
Like you said, it's not like everyone hasn't seen all of her before. She is overexposed in EVERY sense of the word
Are they taking helicopter shots of this tramp now?
I bet she hired the helicopter to take the pictures, anything to try and stay relevant.
What next, pics of her on the john? Oops, I forgot, she's already done that..
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SHE SMOKIN WEED.....SHE IS A POT HEAD JUST LIKE MISHA AND SO WHAT
PARIS STILL HAS THE HERPES
she's looking at herself in the reflectvie window tint!
the ashtray is for reefer roaches and ciggies to cover the smoke....
where's the psuedo punk from the valley?
Yeah, Benji is the one who needs the tan, not Paris! Maybe she's tanning her cooch. It never sees the light of day these days....
Whether anyone likes her or not, you paps are PIGS! Its wrong that you fly over celebs houses and invade privacy that way, its one thing if they are out on the street but she is in her own backyard!!
yES SHES A BIG POT HEAD. iS NOTRHEN LIGHTS WHAT BRAND SHES SMOKING OR IS IT kUSTH.?
btw i REALY LIKE THAT OUR DOOR CHAIR WHERE CAN i ORDER ONE?
She heard the helicopter coming all she had to do is step in the house till they passed..Paris must have the same deal with X17 that Britney has..Paris calls X17 office this morning I'm sunbathing at this time!!The only thing I wonder is how much shes getting paid or she just wants the attention??Sad anyway!!
Geraldine...
Of course Hilton calls paps; you're absolutely correct. She also lies during interviews about how 17 cars of photogs follow her home every day. Such a phony. This is hardly a secret.
And smoking? C'mon x17 -- she smokes like a forest fire...as you well know. Do we have to take out a petition so you will stop covering this phony 24/7...or would you lose a paycheck?
She's known for tokin' it up... She's relaxing!! Leave her alone!! Happy 420 Paris... =)
She shoved her face in ours for so long she can't pick and choose when she gets attention. She asked for it, she gets it good OR bad.
catsy 1:00pm, I bet you're right, they would lose a paycheque.
Last post on this loser shows her smoking...
why cant you people get a life and stop being so jelous about paris...leave her alone,let her do whatever she wants..she is living her life..its not like you all are perfect..GET A LIFE PEOPLE.
What the hell kind of lounge chair is that to tan in? What an idiot...she is just out there for attention...she gets spray tans anyway! She is just jealous because everyone is talking about Lesbo Lohan!!
With any luck, she'll either die of skin cancer or lung cancer and leave poor Benji Madden alone!!!
With any luck, she'll either die of skin cancer or lung cancer and leave poor Benji Madden alone!!!
X17 what are you talking about? You know damn well she smokes when she's not out in public promoting something. She just doesnt like to get caught smoking in public...which is good..it's good for your image...nothing worse then a disgusting slob lighting one up for the cameras.
I she starting to work on her anorexia-look too??
NASTY BITCH JUST LOVES TO LOOK AT HERSELF. WHAT A CONCIETED PIECE OF SHIT !!
2:12 Linda, only a pig like you would think she looks anorexic.
ANONYMOUS 1:30 is obvious Paris Hilton!!You wouldn't have to worry about keeping your face out there 24-7 if you were a real star with God given talent!!Paris that WONK EYE is only gonna get worst has you get older!!It looks really bad when you smile.
1:30 yes I am jealous, I would trade places with Paris in a second, with the wonk eye and herpes even if I had to take valtrax the rest of my life.
shotgun me bitch.
1:33 pm, good call, both on the chair and the thought of someone else getting attention.
1:30 pm, jealous, not likely, disrespectful and disdainful of course, but not jealous. I feel pity for you for having such low standards to admire someone like her.
Who the fuck would be jealous of a inbred, racist slut who has herpes and no shame about giving it to any and everyone she can. You must have the same learning disability as her if you are that dense...
Damn she has HUGE feet!
Not a ashtray.. it's the ashes of the last dog she ignored and killed.
Valtrex is a very fast and effective treatment for cold sores. In high doseages they are gone in less than 24 hours.
People in the public eye use it for this and usually have some left over that ends up in the back of the medicine cabinet for the next time.
The knuckle head Paris haters who all have herpes think she is one of them. They would rag on anyone who has ever had this drug because misery loves company.
Joey: excellent comment! Will sites like this ever be rid of mindless haters that spew comments like the constant one about Paris having Herpes.
She has had a few blabber mouth lovers who would have been beating this drum if it were true.
People who offer these ignorant type comments are mindless haters, socially and mentally handicapped, and usually not worth the time of day.
Joey and Bills comments show that Benji and Paris read this stuff! No one else cares that much!The Herpes talk must really get to her.
Wow...
theblemish.com/2008/05/paris-hilton-is-demanding/
Do you know what's odd about your pictures? All pastel colors...
Can you imagine the stink from that ash tray?
I wouldn't breathe that close to it.
Do you know what's odd about your pictures? All pastel colors...
Can you imagine the stink from that ash tray?
I wouldn't be able breathe that close to it.
Yall are all saying that she smoking weed? Yea she smokes weed but am i the only one that sees the pack of cigs on her left in the blanket?
To Joey & Bill (same person?)
Aren't you embarassed with using the "jealousy" "hater" gimmick? Talk about beating a dead horse. Disrespect and disdain are hardly jealousy or hatred. Any 12 year-old will tell you that. If your standards are that low, I genuinely feel sorry for you. It appears that the only haters here are you.
One more thing, Joey & Bill;
When tabloids like x17 stop posting stories about Hilton 24/7 for a fee, the negative comments will stop. It's that simple. They are simply expressing their majority opinion. People are simply tired of being force fed this obvious phony.
She should wear shoes at all times to hide her Bozo feet.
Fuck how much this Herp Head is paying X17! HOW MUCH IS SHE PAYING BENJI?
my feet look like Paree's feet.
i'm very skinny.
i've used valtrex for cold sores.
i made several mistakes when i was young, and even a couple in adulthood (didn't you?).
none of these things make me any less of a human than anyone else, so why must you all continue to talk so poorly about feet, body, cold sores, and poor decisions that are so similar to mine?
Ever consider that when you talk bad about her 'not perfect' spots, you may be hurting other people's feelings who have some of the same short comings?
Each time I read a comment about Paree's feet or her being too skinny, I get a little more self-conscious about my own 'short-comings' (are they really?).
Her physical attributes are not something she can choose (besides her weight), so to pick on her for those things reminds me of the painful times when I was in grade school.
OUCH! If you don't have something nice to say, ...
Everyone have a most wonderful day and try to see the silver lining, not the grey cloud.
If your life was slapped across America for everyone to see (many of you would love the attention she gets even if you can't admit it) would you be so perfect?
All you need is LOVE! :-)
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my FRIENDS!
Had you grown up in her shoes with her parents and peers, how different would you be? Be realistic before you decide to be mean (or disrespectful or disdainful).
Saying you feel sorry for someone to make yourself look better than them, shows that you really don't feel sorry for them, because if you did, you certainly wouldn't go out of your way to type something that obviously will make that person you 'feel sorry' for feel badly.
If you truly feel sorry for her, say a prayer, don't spew hate.
I personally, find her and her antics, both entertaining and for the most part, delightful. Remember, most of the hollywood game is just that, a game.
Don't take it all so seriously, because I really don't think that she does, lol.
Have any of you read her book?
She admits in it (or the person who wrote it for her) that she does live in a different world where Daddy can fix anything.
Before you post, stop and think about how you would think about things if you lived in such a world? She didn't choose her parents or the way they raised her. I honestly do feel sorry for that part of her life because she surely can't understand why so many people type bad things about her coming from such a world. It must be more devastating when you do live in such a world. That is something I would say to her face (not that I'd ever have the opportunity) because I truly feel badly that she was left so unequipped to deal with the 'bad things' (like burnt toast, lol) in this world.
would someone take that piece of loser trash out to the garbage thanks!!!!!!
Keeps her skinny