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The Disappearing Ms. Hilton
Posted on Mon May 21, 2007 03:55 PM PDT

Once again, Paris Hilton made absolutely no acknowledgement of the press' presence yesterday afternoon as she returned home from a low-profile lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel, wordlessly slipping into her house with a friend in tow. Could Paris be feeling so remorseful about her looming sentence that she couldn't even seize the opportunity to turn it on for the cameras? Or was she just too embarassed about being caught wearing a jacket pulled from deep within Sgt. Pepper's closet to speak?
"'Paris Hilton'? No, sorry - my name's 'Harris Pilton'."
It's no Lynwood Hilton, but it'll do!
Bonus points for the epaulettes
I'd say we should ask Elliot Mintz for a comment, but he's been pretty tight-lipped himself lately!
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Comments
i love paris
i love paris
oh gee poor,poor,poor rich bitch. who really cares. once she is out she will still be in the public eye, nothing will change
Stupid writer of this piece has the gall to talk about Paris' jacket but they think Britney is beautiful!! LMFAO! Ass Kissing Much x17? The Brit trainwreck can't even put together one decent outfit - at least Paris even though she is skanky always looks and dresses well.
We wish Paris a short sentence and a safe return home. The Celeb world wouldn't be the same without her.
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you kiss a skanks ass who has the absolute worst fashion sense in all of celebrity land & you slam paris for wearing an understated nautical inspired jacket? you must be joking.
It's her own fault she's going to the klink. I'm glad to see her celebrity status hasn't got her out of this mess. What if she would have killed or injured someone with her behaviour?
I hope her time goes by quick and she will come out of this a better person. She will have lots of time to think about it. Good luck Paris. This is something you have to do!!
remember how "remorseful" she was after the sex tape came out? she was dressed all demurely and such? what the eff ever. she (and her family) totally know how to play the public. jeez...its 23 days in a special block of jail. she doesnt even have to mingle with "the regular people". i think a good old fashioned jailhouse beatdown would do her good.
Paris shouldn't be the "embarrassed" one rather x17 should, at the fact that their so called "photographer" can't even take a picture in focus!! I guess you get the quality you pay for!
Paris is much prettier then Brit
We still love you Paris! None of your REAL fans care!
Lets bust Paris out of jale!! that skank is going to taint all the other inmates.
Who cares!
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Who cares!
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Lets bust Paris out of jale!! that skank is going to taint all the other inmates.
Who cares!
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oink-doink!!
Lets bust Paris out of jale!! that skank is going to taint all the other inmates.
Who cares!
More Lindsay LOHAM
LOHAM
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oink-doink!!
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Who cares!
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Is she planning a hunger strike?
PHILTON052007_31, if my sister were pouting like Paris is in this photo, my sister would be getting teased big time. Paris thinks she’s got immunity from teasing. Not so… She is going to get a large glass of ice water in her shirt, if she doesn’t stop that pouting right now.
"Sulking and pouting are really just silent forms of tantrums. And frankly, they're not restricted to children! People use this form of behavior to get their way, to get attention, or to seek revenge."
When I pouted, my dad used to pour beer on my head.
"Never make their problem seem more important to you than to them. Don't reprimand, threaten, punish, or tease your sulker or pouter. Just let children work their problem out on their own. If you feel compelled to interfere, leave the room. Remember, 'Ho hum.'"
Not for me... Beer it is!
Well I think it's nice, it's different.
There are sheep and there are trendsetters.
I personally prefer not to "baaaa".
Hey Paris,
That's a nice jacket, and shades you have on. Actually. You look supergirl sexy wearing some yellow. You really look good dressed that way Paris. Hey Paris. What are you thinking right now Sweetheart? :)
Brian Llewellyn™
Pouty pouty poo poo blaiming everyone but herself! Really makes me laugh though;)
Pouty pouty poo poo blaiming everyone but herself! Really makes me laugh though;) She's doing this pouty look to claim a breakdown before jail....then hopefully it works in her favor and she spents no time...get it! A rich bitch poor me pouty poo!
the chic with brown hair in the first picture looks like shes got 2 smokes lol ...o and looks like shit once again but personaly i dont like her but ya gotta give er credit for er hairs alwys done and her make ups always right.
the chic with brown hair in the first picture looks like shes got 2 smokes lol ...o and looks like shit once again but personaly i dont like her but ya gotta give er credit for er hairs alwys done and her make ups always right.
hey woonkie eye, why so sad?. Could it be your ugly hooked birds big long beak that is stuck on your face until the day you die? Ya i dont blame ya, that would suck!!
Yeah I agree..they thought Britney looked cute in that ugly swim cover crap thing she put on the other day and they call this ugly? Actually it's cute enough not to make fun of and looks comfy....
When you people say stuff like, "Paris, your true fans don't care and still love you...blah blah blah" Um, I was just wondering why are you a fan? A fan of what exactly? She has been in one stupid movie, made one stupid record, been on a crappy reality show where she isn't being realistic AT ALL and made that stupid sex tape that she claimed to be upset about. So what are you a "fan" of? STD's? Immaturity? Spoiled brattiness? Really, I am curious. It is so interesting that people latch onto these "celebs" for NO REASON. This girl has done nothing of merit at all. All she does is shop, talk shit and now she is pulling the whole "demure paris" b/c she is going to the pokey. The people of the world really need to reprioritize and find some real heroes to look up to. This chick is O-V-E-R.
First off, I like Paris.
I like her syle and her free spirit.
I feel compassion for Paris and her family.
What she did was wrong, we all know that, and I suspect that she and her parents know that, too.
Having said that, she deserves her punishment just like anyone else, but she/they succeeded in getting a lighter sentence.
Well, if it were me, or my child, I'd try to get the lightest sentence possible, too, and so would most people, if we'd all be honest. It's human nature.
Am I wrong?
I hope that she uses this experience as one of life's learning tools and holds her head high. If she does so, she could go on to contribute much to sociey.
The hate for her by both the press and the masses is mind boggling to me; could it be envy?
If not, why not just wish her and her family well?
Who gives a shit? Penis is an elitist and racist bitch and I hope the "public school" bitches in the slammer give that hosebag a good beat down. That'll set the ho straight.
hey ValerieSara, envious of what, a big hooked REAL bird nose and a FAKE blue eye, (mine are real thank you very much), and a REAL retarded lazy crazy brown eye?
Try again sweetie.
9:43am - post a pic of yourself Sweetie and let's see what you look like.