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Paris Hilton LLOHANFASTFOOD030907_34.jpgGood Lord, what happened to Paris Hilton's hands? We just noticed the scars criss-crossing her dukes as she paid for her food last night - fortunately, the heiress appeared as unbothered by her injuries as she does by everything else in the world. We still wanna know what caused the scratches, though - after all, this time we know it wasn't that pesky kinkajou!



LLOHANFASTFOOD030907_36.jpg"Damn kinkajous..."

LLOHANFASTFOOD030907_41.jpgOUCH!

LLOHANFASTFOOD030907_31.jpgHer waving hand's fine, though!

Oh well - I'd still take scarred-up hands over zombie hands any day of the week!

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Posted by: Anonymous

I'm FIRST! SUCK IT PARIS YA WHORE!



Posted by: me me me

It was the monkey that attacked her the other week... Don't blame the monkey; I would have done the same if faced with the Paris death grip too.



Posted by: Anonymous

I heard she got caught sucking off a monkey! It must not have liked her stinky snatch!



Posted by: Anonymous

she's HOT



Posted by: Dragonwolf

Handcuffs? Bondage with Stavros?



Posted by: Dea

Looks like handcuffs to me.........



Posted by: Anonymous

I heard this is what happens to people with herpes when they masturbate! It spreads!



Posted by: Anonymous

She's a cutter.



Posted by: Anonymous

She's a cutter.



Posted by: Anonymous

Those are permanent indents where she cuts her coke..... notice the perfect lines? she chopps her coke in those cracks and than just snorts away!!!! com'on people its the oldest trick in the book!



Posted by: Anonymous

Bitch overdose already. ^^^uh yeah..what 4:24 said



Posted by: nr

Looks like rope burns from some acts of bondage! I always knew she was kinky!!!



Posted by: nr

Looks like rope burns from some acts of bondage! I always knew she was kinky!!!



Posted by: Paris is so sweet

Paris has a lot of cats and other animals. I get such scratches from playing with my cats too.



Posted by: Anonymous

she looks happy and it's good to see Paris happy



Posted by: Oral Is Moral

That's a pretty pink dress Paris has on.

And you're all just jealous because you're not getting laid.



Posted by: Anonymous

ooh ooh I know the answer to this one!


Paris got the scratches from trying on too may diamond pieces, like the $ 3 million Chopard necklace she wore on Oscar night. I wish I was Paris!



Posted by: rock on Paris !!!!

haters are always complaining about Paris - but look at what's going on in the poster's minds. I'm shocked, SHOCKED!



Posted by: Anonymous

maybe she went to wipe her nose, and her big bird hooked nose scratched her writs.
hey, it could happen.



Posted by: boogieoogiedowntonight

Maybe she tried to slash off her wrists



Posted by: Anonymous

Doubt it. Her life is too full of good things.

And there is nothing wrong with Paris Hilton's nose. Do any of the posters ever look in the mirror or step on a scale? Doubt that too.



Posted by: Jojo

Doesn't look like kitty scratches, I get soo many ( I love cats). And mine never have those burny type mark things outlining them.
I would guess rope too :)

Are you going to tell us what it is!?



Posted by: Timotheus

LMAO at the nose thing.
HAHAHA!

and yes.. there is something wrong with her nose. It's messed. Come on, she has billions. She may as well fix the horrid thing.

I'm pretty sure it's from a dog or cat though..



Posted by: alcononymous

Apparently she didn`t get it as she was infecting her latest unlucky herpes recipient - NO MEANS NO!



Posted by: Dick Gozinya

I`m hoping it was the result of a failed suicide attempt, because she was too stupid or high to find her wrists. I wish you much better luck next time, you filthy, diseased, ugly whore.



Posted by: Paris is a herpes infected whore

BOOB JOB!!!!



Posted by: James

Paris is on the cover of the Russian Cosmo that hit Moscow newsstands today...You Go Girl



Posted by: alcononymous

Yeah, Russians, they have such high standards. They`ll wait in line for toilet paper - which is smarter, more attractive, and less disease ridden than Paris. Ironically, the Russian strippers at my local bar would have to fall on really, really bad times to look as hideous as her. I think we may have stolen all of their hot chicks and now they`re trying to pay us back by stealing Parasite, who can`t even pronounce "hot chick". I`d trade her away for used toilet paper.



Posted by: Case Closed

Poor Paris hasn't been getting any attention so she cut her hands herself so idiots like you would talk about her....



Posted by: Poster Girl

(In reference to two posts up)Wait.....are you saying Paris tried to have a boob job in her wrists? ......I'd believe that



Posted by: Case Closed

I hear they use the Russian Cosmo as
Ass Wipe over there



Posted by: Autumn

It looks like hand-cuff marks. I guess she's been playing the M part of S&M. I can't wait to put it in my blog as soon as we find out. Look at the way it goes up her hand!



Posted by: Jason

LOOK AT HER FUNKY EYES!!



Posted by: Jason

LOOK AT HER FUNKY EYES!!



Posted by: Duke

OK I admit it she was reaching for my member and I just had to slap her hand away. She gives excellant HJ's but I just wasn't in the mood.



Posted by: filter

Last night at [i]Palos[/i] she didn't have the marks suspect old pics.



Posted by: Carrie

She's doing it for attention. Just like when she beat herself up and blamed it on Nick Carter.



Posted by: Anonymous

Looks like Bulemia to me! It's where the teeth cut your hand when your sticking your fingers down your throat!



Posted by: LA scene

And there is nothing wrong with Paris Hilton's nose. Do any of the posters ever look in the mirror or step on a scale? Doubt that too.---quote---

I do, so you are wrong. And i am happy to say my nose is small, it does not have a funky hook, I do NOT have a big birds nose, my eyes are not lazy--and they are TRUE blue, no need for blue contacts like paris for her crap brown eyes. My hair is all mine, no bleach or extensions needed, my blue eyes are both the SAME size, my bank account is in pretty damn decent shape, my scale reads 110-115 lbs when i get on it and i am 5'5 1/2", and NO I don't throw up my food when i am done. Shall I go on? I do NOT have herpes, I do NOT have a squared man jaw and a box head, I have never had to have multiple plastic surgeries, ie - botox, cheek implants, nose jobS, hair extensions, blue contacts, boob job maybe too, God knows what else she has had done, I do not need to take Valtrex, my mother is not a whore like kathy, and my sex life is not all over the internet. I dont call black people Ni**ers, i don't have to be photoshopped & airbrushed and wear a ton of makeup to look decent, and i dont have fake "fraggle" hair that changes its length daily.

And you are delusional if you think her nose looks fine...



Posted by: Anonymous

If paris hiltons nose looked ok, people would not be always sayin how big & ugly and hookie shaped and longi t is. just saying + her eyes and kind of screwy 2.



Posted by: UGLY AND PROUD

i THINK that you might have some issues if you feel the need to defend yourself so seriously on this thread

i dont give a shit what ppl think of me and from one sentence i am not gonna go all balistic and decribe a bunch of shit thats not even true probably



Posted by: UGLY AND PROUD

i THINK that you might have some issues if you feel the need to defend yourself so seriously on this thread

i dont give a shit what ppl think of me and from one sentence i am not gonna go all balistic and decribe a bunch of shit thats not even true probably



Posted by: LA scene

and decribe a bunch of shit thats not even true probably--quote--

oh it is all true all righty, get over it and deal.
PS--maybe you like paris H's nose so much because you have a big hooked ugly nose yourself?



Posted by: UGLY AND PROUD

LOL i never said nothing about her nose i was commenting on u not paris she can go to hell she IS skanky she IS ugly SHE IS A HERPE INFESTED SLUT i just thought it was truly pathethic that u had to go and comment about ur self being so FANTASTIC gag me and that sense u went to the trouble to do so u think to highly of yourself and should be put in your place



Posted by: UGLY AND PROUD

LOL i never said nothing about her nose i was commenting on u not paris she can go to hell she IS skanky she IS ugly SHE IS A HERPE INFESTED SLUT i just thought it was truly pathethic that u had to go and comment about ur self being so FANTASTIC gag me and that sense u went to the trouble to do so u think to highly of yourself and should be put in your place



Posted by: UGLY AND PROUD

LOL i never said nothing about her nose i was commenting on u not paris she can go to hell she IS skanky she IS ugly SHE IS A HERPE INFESTED SLUT i just thought it was truly pathethic that u had to go and comment about ur self being so FANTASTIC gag me and that sense u went to the trouble to do so u think to highly of yourself and should be put in your place



Posted by: Anonymous

LOL i never said nothing about her nose i was commenting on u not paris she can go to hell she IS skanky she IS ugly SHE IS A HERPE INFESTED SLUT i just thought it was truly pathethic that u had to go and comment about ur self being so FANTASTIC gag me and that sense u went to the trouble to do so u think to highly of yourself and should be put in your place



Posted by: UGLY AND PROUD

LOL i never said nothing about her nose i was commenting on u not paris she can go to hell she IS skanky she IS ugly SHE IS A HERPE INFESTED SLUT i just thought it was truly pathethic that u had to go and comment about ur self being so FANTASTIC gag me and that sense u went to the trouble to do so u think to highly of yourself and should be put in your place



Posted by: UGLY AND PROUD

LOL i never said nothing about her nose i was commenting on u not paris she can go to hell she IS skanky she IS ugly SHE IS A HERPE INFESTED SLUT i just thought it was truly pathethic that u had to go and comment about ur self being so FANTASTIC gag me and that sense u went to the trouble to do so u think to highly of yourself and should be put in your place



Posted by: UGLY AND PROUD

LOL i never said nothing about her nose i was commenting on u not paris she can go to hell she IS skanky she IS ugly SHE IS A HERPE INFESTED SLUT i just thought it was truly pathethic that u had to go and comment about ur self being so FANTASTIC gag me and that sense u went to the trouble to do so u think to highly of yourself and should be put in your place



Posted by: Anonymous

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Posted by: Anonymous

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Posted by: Anonymous

The above posters are actually PARIS HILTON.
Who else would know she's on some magazine in Russia for God's sake or what value and make necklace she wore to some event.
Such a loser.
And she is absolutely bulimic, she said so in her calendar from the evidence bought at that storage unit.
Her goal was to "not make myself throw up today"



Posted by: N!KK!

if you disagree w/ this repost as... wtf who wrote this?

GOD IS A FAG.
HIS DICK WAS LITTLE.
HE ###### MARTHA.
AND SUCKED JOSEPH OFF.
GOD CAN GO TO HELL.
I HATE GOD.
GOD IS DEAD.
#### GOD.
WHY?
MY NAME IS CHEVERE AND I DON'T GIVE A ####.

IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME, THEN REPOST THIS WITHIN 2 MINUTES.

NOW LETS SEE WHO BELIEVES IN GOD.

IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THIS, REPOST THIS AS

"wtf who wrote this"

STAND UP FOR WHAT'S RIGHT, AND IF YOU IGNORE THIS MESSAGE JUST REMEMBER, WHEN THE WORLD ENDS, WHO DO YOU WANNA SPEND THE REST OF YOUR AFTER-LIFE WITH? HAPPY WITH GOD OR BURNING IN HELL?

JESUS SAID:
"IF YOU DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS, I WILL DENY YOU BEFORE MY FATHER''





Posted by: Anonymous

I bet it was the monkey thingy that she got rid of that kept on biting her



Posted by: Anonymous

I bet it was the monkey thingy that she got rid of that kept on biting her



Posted by: Anonymous

WTF She"s Doing?



Posted by: Anonymous

WTF She"s Doing?



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Posted by: Anonymous

maybe she is trying to kill herself ? thank god finally she realized that she is nothing but a useless whore
kill yourself parasite whoreton and do us all a favor !!!!







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