The Simple Life is Not So Simple

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I love these pics of them.
Yet i dont believe their new friendship is real. As they are barely ever seen together now unless filming the SL5. Nicole is the best.

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DAY-UMN THAT IS ONE FUGLY LOOKING TRANSVESTITE RUSSIAN HOOKER IN THE GREEN DRESS.

ISN'T SHE DEAD YET?

SKELETWICHIE HAS TRULY SOLD HER SOUL TO THE DEVIL - RUNNIG AROUND PRETENDING TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR FATHER IS A "NIGGER" FOR MONEY?

TRASH - BOTH OF THEM.

These 2 are the jokes the century!! And they actually think they look good! Parasite looks like a transvestite wonkey eyed bird...and richie looks like she's 50 with that rough lookin' face of hers. And that body > - a little BOYS~!!!!!!

That is the worst I have ever seen Paris look. Maybe it's the fake tan. Of course Nicole looks cute.

Paris looks terrible in these photos. What is with her feet bones?
Nicole doesn't look very nice either. The sunglasses, the hair, the bones, the dress. Ick.

PARENTAL ADVISORY:

Flash Update!!!! BULLETIN Flash Update!!!

NICOLE DUMPS JOEL FOR NEW MAN WEARING A DRESS.

Hollywood was rocked today when Nicole showed up with a new boyfriend.

Paparazzi learned that the new boyfriend was in disguise wearing a dress.

Oh, wait... THIS JUST IN.... It appears that the "man" in the photos was Paris Hilton.

Guess her transgender surgery isn't quite complete yet.

Never Mind.

We now return you to regularly scheduled programming.

You gotta love the panache.

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Wild Celebrity Sex.

look its dumb and dumber

seriously, does Nicole really think those glasses are glam? Honest to god, I get those for my kids @ the dollar store, they are itchy too. They are soo FUGLY, both of them...with no talent. Nicole and Paris continue to man swap, steel boyfriends and just are a joke...Just go away!

paris looks like a man

paris is too ugly to be on the streets, stay in the house you tramp. they both look like hell.

two ugly woman, if you saw them in kansas, you would be repulsed. in hollywood, they are considered stars. unbelievable!!!

nicole looks like a diaster,lol about the glasses, you can get them in the dollar store.

paris looks like an old tramp, who in god's name would want to "do" her? she is so unattractive, you almost feel for the bitch. doesn't she know how bad she looks? is she really that clueless?

does paris ever bath? she looks like she smells real bad!!!!!!!!!

paris and nicole are not friends in real life. look at them, they're so distant from each other. before they would laugh and mess around, now it almost seems to me that they were forced to film together.

paris and nicole are not friends in real life. look at them, they're so distant from each other. before they would laugh and mess around, now it almost seems to me that they were forced to film together.

monster feet and zombie hands

i hope the dog shits on her.

Kitson sells such low rent crap! How do celebs fill one bag never mind multiple bags from this crap store?

It's the equivalent of a dollar store.

Kitson sells such low rent crap! How do celebs fill one bag never mind multiple bags from this crap store?

It's the equivalent of a dollar store.

Kitson sells such low rent crap! How do celebs fill one bag never mind multiple bags from this crap store?

It's the equivalent of a dollar store.

Kitson sells such low rent crap! How do celebs fill one bag never mind multiple bags from this crap store?

It's the equivalent of a dollar store.

nicole looks amazing..she's the best !!!

nicole looks amazing..she's the best !!!

They look like a bunch of clowns...really...not trying to be mean here.

i'm a big fan of oversized glasses but thi is too much!

I LOVE Nicole.When she and Paris are together Paris knows she's 2nd best. She tries not to show it but her eye wonky eye goes all bezerko. It's her nervous twitch she can't control. She can barely smile cause she's thinking " little midget upstages me every time" HOOHOOOHOOO...and Paris' feet....double howl...Love you Nicole

I LOVE NICOLE'S DRESS, PARIS -UGLY PATTY- WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER EYE?...

I LOVE NICOLE'S DRESS, PARIS -UGLY PATTY- WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER EYE?...

Love them! And Nicole''s dress is sooo great!!

NICOLE IS FUCKING AWESOME!

Paris e Nicole Always together! Eu prefiro assim porque as duas ja são um problema, quando uma tenta fazer amizade com alguma outra diferente so faz estragar as coisas! O que ja esta feito esta feito! Sad but true! LOL

Can you imagine what the REAL paris Hilton looks like ! Dark hair and brown eyes. Her blue eyes are CONTACTS ! I would love to see what she looks like in the morning !

so when does the new season start?

nicole!!
she's the funny one. paris is dull.

Everybody sing-a-long now..."I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world, life in plastic, it's fantastic"....

Everybody sing-a-long now..."I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world, life in plastic, it's fantastic"....

Once I read about Paris that she has size 11. Isn't that hilarious? The only thing that can't be fixed by plastic surgeons.

The Big Guy up there defininetly has a sense of humour!!

well...whatever can be said about Paris and Nicole being stars for absolutely nothing.....it is soooooooooo glaringly obvious that Nicole is green with envy anytime she's standing anywhere near Paris...and a camera lens...lol

well...whatever can be said about Paris and Nicole being stars for absolutely nothing.....it is soooooooooo glaringly obvious that Nicole is green with envy anytime she's standing anywhere near Paris...and a camera lens...lol

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