Uh, Paris... No.

Paris Hilton's Outfit Checklist:
-Flashy yellow sunglasses? Check.
-Black heels? Check.
-Multi-colored star bathing suit that awkwardly connects the top to the bottom AND makes my body look like a carved Halloween pumpkin that exploded into 4th of July fireworks? Check!
Seriously, what the hell! This is ridiculous. Just go do another sex tape already!
> Paris And Doug Go Deutsch! - Sep 11, 2009
> Paris To Be In Dictionary Of Quotations! - Sep 10, 2009
> Paris Steps Into The Red Zone - Sep 10, 2009
> The Lovebirds Return To Their Nest - Sep 07, 2009



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