Welcome To The Lynwood Hilton
With news of Paris Hilton's impending detention seizing the world of gossip by its throat, we thought you might be curious to see the Lynwood Detention Center where Paris'll be spending the next 45 days (or 39 with good behavior). According to this Fox News report, during her stay Paris can enjoy selections from the all-poultry menu carefully prepared by Lynwood's zero-star chefs, take advantage of the communal television room, or make use of the Center's world-renowned outdoor recreation facilities known to insiders as "the Yard". Unlike most prisoners, however, the County will be making special arrangements for the hotel heiress to be segregated from other prisoners and given a cell to herself. Will she be able to make use of her privileged privacy to engage in a little conjugal tomfoolery? Only time - and, I guess, Paris Latsis - will tell!
The check-in counter
The lush rolling hills
That's cruel & unusual punishment for socialites!
We hope you enjoyed your stay - but please don't come back!
Sorry we couldn't get any photos of the inside of the facility - but we're no more eager to see what the inside of Lynwood looks like than Paris is!
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