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Welcome To The Lynwood Hilton
Posted on Wed May 9, 2007 04:30 PM PDT
With news of Paris Hilton's impending detention seizing the world of gossip by its throat, we thought you might be curious to see the Lynwood Detention Center where Paris'll be spending the next 45 days (or 39 with good behavior). According to this Fox News report, during her stay Paris can enjoy selections from the all-poultry menu carefully prepared by Lynwood's zero-star chefs, take advantage of the communal television room, or make use of the Center's world-renowned outdoor recreation facilities known to insiders as "the Yard". Unlike most prisoners, however, the County will be making special arrangements for the hotel heiress to be segregated from other prisoners and given a cell to herself. Will she be able to make use of her privileged privacy to engage in a little conjugal tomfoolery? Only time - and, I guess, Paris Latsis - will tell!
The check-in counter
The lush rolling hills
That's cruel & unusual punishment for socialites!
We hope you enjoyed your stay - but please don't come back!
Sorry we couldn't get any photos of the inside of the facility - but we're no more eager to see what the inside of Lynwood looks like than Paris is!
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Comments
do they have a death camber for her there?
second. and ewww!!!
FUCK THIS TALENTLESS CUNT.....
I HOPE SOMEONE THERE WILL FUCK THAT STUPID POUT OFF HERE CRACK WHORE FACE!!!!!!!!
The Fabulous Paris is one of the featured celebs on the Talking CelebFic site:
http://www.puzzlekiller.com
Celebrity Fiction with Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others. Wild Hollywood Sex.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ROTFL ROTFL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Umm... that picture is really racist. You should take it down immediately.
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stupid bitch .. i cant stand her i dont even know why shes famous all she is .. is a rich slut? wow let me win the lotto and screw some guy and be loved by all! what a waste of paper to have her shit on it. I hope britney spears keeps away from her all she dose it uses people she dosnt care about friendship just whos hott at the time.. DUI is no exuse you dumb bitch!! just because you think your some julia robberts donst mean you can drive drunk!!! i hope you get jumped and beat the shit out of so you would realize real life.
Oh fuck that's not racist. Quit your goddamn bellyachin'. Fucking politically correct whiny cunts.
That looks nothing like Paris Hilton.
It looks like Christina Aguilera.
Poor fuckin girl....
tell me again ..why she became a famous?
GOD!! i think she gonna kill herself down there?????
just in case she commit a suicide!!
RECORD IT AT YOUTUBE.COM
first!!!!!!!!!!
To "ME" regarding the racist photo...I think you are jumping the gun here. The only part that is really Paris is the face and you will notice that the hands are white!
someone shut up..your jsut saying that becasue under brits pics youare obsessed with the joke is britney will commit her self you tube with a shot gun to her head. Someone your an ass!
first!!!!!!!!!!!
That is a photoshopped picture dumb asses. It is a old photo of a ugly jumpsuit that Lindsey wore and someone else's cornrows.
i don even think dat the dykes would want dis ugly azz bitch wid all dose herpes between her legz. i hope da gurlz in thur beat her azz hardcore woohoo! slut
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lyniqua is getting less intelligible by the day. I can`t figure out if she`s doing a parody of an ignorant black woman or if she`s really that stupid.
6:17 don be hatin. i don care how i type, its da internet bitch! get ove it! i aint stupid or nun of dat shit. im a dime and i should be treated wit RESPECT! R-E-S-P-E-C-T TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS TO ME
AHAHAHA! I hope some one beats her ass in prison.
sorry lyniqua .i don kar how yu be typin, it don make yu look retarded or nun ov dat shit. i relyz yur a dime (in a room full of quarters) Id like to R-E-S-P-E-C-T-F-U-L-L-Y beat you to death with a D-I-C-T-I-O-N-A-R-Y.
nice headline. hopefully it did not take you all day to come up with that one!!! :)
it will be INTERESTING to see how this all actually plays out...
tabloid heaven!
i dun care if anyone be thinking im retarded. i aint i have lotz of people who luv dis dime, they know i aint be fuckin retarded. don be playin wit threats and shit cuz ill whoop yo azz playa!
Hey Lyniqua.....how'd you smuggle dat computer into your cell????
all dese anonymous wussies can come and say dis shit to my face yo. my and my friends can kick azz if ya'll be bringing this rude ignorant ass shit up in hur.
Looks like Lyniqua and Paris go to the same hair salon!!!
OMG that is sooooo funny!!!
I wonder if it has occurred to anyone that Paris in jail would make an awesome reality show (as long as she was REALLY injail and everything)
nbncie nndu sjsoz wjwj azzz beyoch da dime
Hey Lyniqua............get your azz back out on da street and make me some money!
5:47 pm
hey..dumbass boy...there is nothing wrong with my addiction.in fact we all love britney.and no body loves paris....coz she's a whore with no talent at all..fuck her and fuck you.
britney is the queen of America not that skanky bitchy whore.......
i wish somebody kick her ugly ass down there. and the same thing to you dumbyyyasssyyyyy boyyyyyy.
why dont you go cleaning her shits already down there.coz she will give you some free cock suck....you gonna have alot of funnn trust me..coz you already down there with her. asshole
ok ill cum say dis shit to yur face, wat tymez are visitin hourz at the group home, Corky?
7:01 so wat if i maybe have braids? they look hawt on this dime wit my cute body and big juicy behind. dey look like shit upon paris slutty head, she is fugly ass hell! i be hotter than dat u want it
lyniqua has a big juicy behind due to anal leakage, her brains are running out.
7:07 wishes he could get some big juicy azz or pu$$y sorry hun im hot and u aint gettin any of dis! i have brains in my head thankz, dis booty from my momma.
lyniqua`s brain: don be pokin me wit no more q-tipz, leav da earwax be
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The truth about what the judge told Paris and her family...if he sees any evidence of Paris making light of her crime then she will be put away for a year. He was very, very serious.
Paris is putting on a sulky act...
everybody gets booty from your momma
lyniqua
come with me .i wanna some cooock suck.
HURRY BITCH....I JUST WANNA YOU SO BAD AMMMMMMAAAAH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
7:18, oh gawd naw! i aint be suckin no one inchers lol naw this booty aint goin out to everyone, freakoz.
just everyone with 2 bucks and a bottle of malt liquor
lyniqua
please..!!! i cant wait anymore.
just gimme a quick suck and i promise you that i will let you go.
shaniqua in the house!!!! hey y'all, how y'all doin???
lemme just say i can't wait to see this bitch in a prison get-up!
sorry george but I dont suck no white dicks.
I am only into to other big azzed wumen likes myself.
I really am hoping that one of the following is true:
Lyniqua is a non-African American trying to degrade African Americans (typical here), which would at least partially account for some of the things she's typing on this board, which are basically unintelligible. Option two is that he/she's a dullard and I am not trying to be funny.
Last option is that she's Paris trying to purge herself of all of her racist tirades before she goes to prison where undoubtedly, that won't be tolerated.
Lyniqua, please do yourself a favor and stop perpetuating the madness. Please?
Regarding the photo, I can see how some may perceive it as racist because of the cornrows, etc. However, I also know that every woman in prison, in Lynwood, or otherwise, neither looks this way nor are they "thugged out" in any way. It's a common misperception. Many are there on drug charges (covering for men who neither respect them as women nor think enough of them not to allow them to take the rap)or defending themselves in domestic violence situations. I mean think about it, these are women like any other women...
Okay, I just figured I'd try and represent an intelligent Black woman's POV to offset "Lyniqua's" utter ridiculousness.
I also hope Paris has fun. Lynwood's not all that bad...unless you've never been south of the 10, which she undoubtedly hasn't.
BTW, no I have never been to prison and don't plan to go. I am from Compton and and I am proud of it...
lyniqua
are you Lesbian??
7:44, don be postin under my name losa! i aint happy wid dat shit. get a life. gawd, i know ya'll are jealous but dont hate cuz you aint! i like guyz and c0ck hun i aint no lezbian, sorry ladiez!
george, yes I am a lezbo! I got lots of dat nappy hair b-tween my legz. you want some? cum and git it bug boy!
p.s. george. I hopes dat u iz not bothered dat I don't shave down there??
okay, shaniqua out...this crowd is lame,
peace bitches
and... the average IQ goes back over 100...
PARIS IS GONNA RUN!!!!!
Shaniqua: you lost soul dirty undies! do you have a life ???
stupid ass photochop. paris ain't talkin' so y'all is chopin'
LOL, now here's a hotel just for her
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shaniqua You are an attention whore. You react on anything. Explode now !
You really are being har on her. She did not kill anyone. i don't like her either and neither think she's a talent but too much is too much.
Time to change the front page x17
you guys are a bunch of fucking retarts honestly, GROW UP and i'm SAYING THIS to everyone of you dumb bitches. you guys talk so bad about her you guys are so immature keep your comments to yourself, and who cares if shes not famous for a reason i wouldnt be complaining, you guys are just jealous bitches. If your mom and dad had all that money you would act that way to. so SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCHES!
7:52 watch your mouth bitch- your lame as fuck!
oh shit iam scared dre dogg, what chu gunna do yo? nuffin lol you wack as gangster!
well i dont wish a death wish on the girl, but i do think she deserves what she got. she shouldnt get special treatment just cuz shes a celebrity. infact it should be a little harsher since she's considered to be a rolemodel!
7:52 - it`s spelled retard, and I`m sure the irony escapes you.
first!!!!!!!!!!!
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