While You Were Sleeping - Weekend Edition

hahaha shes so dumb, she already said goodbye then acted like she was talking again. And the way she was walking!! Soo funny, keep um coming!

hahaha shes so dumb, she already said goodbye then acted like she was talking again. And the way she was walking!! Soo funny, keep um coming!

WHY THE HELL IS SHE WALKING LIKE THAT?? SHE LOOKS SOOO STUPID!! AND THE PHONE CALL SO OBVIOUS NO ONE WAS ON THE LINE WITH HER AND YES SHE FAKED THAT "LOVE YOU STAVROS" CRAP,HE WASN'T ON THE PHONE! THIS GIRL IS IN WAY OVER HER HEAD. IDIOT BITCH!!!!

It was funny this video HAHA

It's seens like she was shy 'cause people are laughin' HAHA, so funny!

Firecrotch is Britney?

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she looked so dumb walking like that!! haha, thank you for showing that!! Now i have somthing to laugh at!!

She walks like a stupid!!!

get your FIRECROTCH on! get your FIRECROTCH ON!

She always pretends she is on the phone. Before she gets out of her car she will pick her cell up and put it to her ear and pretend she is talking.

Paris Hilton is such a joke! She needs a kick in the face...

i'm sure i heard them calling britney a firecrotch.

that has to be the most retarded video of paris to date.

was that Cacee cobb (jessica simpsons best friend) with Cheryl burke?

what kind of drugs is she on? the look on her face, that retarded walk, and enough with the fake phone calls!! she makes herself look dumber by the day

Yes we all love paris, Im sure she doesnt know that many people and thats why she pretends to be talking on the phone,I mean after all not a lot of people know who paris hilton is*sarcasm* and yes people laugh at her out of jealousy, so bye whores

Stupid fake ass phone call to Stavros!
She is a fake person, a human CARTOON!

Matt aka Brad is suddenly everywhere because the Paparazzi put him in the news and we suckers comment on it!

To that dumb ass that said Firecrotch is Britney? where have you been? Firecrotch is obviously Lo-Ho..

Is there ever anything she doesn't do for the cameras. You guys shouldn't cover her for one day. I'll bet she would hunt you down

lmao. pretending to be on the phone 24.7 is a jokee.
even though i love paris and all... i saw her yesterday shes gorgeous and sooo nice.
she said she was going to vegas?? any news on that

HAAHAHAHAAHHA!! I SERIOUSLY LAUGH AT HER EVERY TIME I SEE HER. SHE GETS MORE AND MORE PATHETIC BY THE DAY!! WHY DOES SHE WALK LIKE THAT?!?! WONKY EYED PIG. I CANT BELIEVE STAV IS STILL W HER!!! THE GIRLS HE'S W/ OVER IN GREECE ARE ACTUALLY HOT AND CLASSY - SOMETHING SHE LACKS BOTH OF!!! HOPEFULLY HE TAKES THEM HOME TO THE PARENTS, CUZ HE WONT HER. WHITE TRASHED PIG.

HAHA WHAT AN UGLY JOKE OF A HUMAN BEING. SHE IS A WASTE OF CHROMOSOMES. NO ONE'S LAUGHING AT HER OUT OF JEALOUSY. JEALOUS THAT SHE'S RICH, YES, MAYBE. BUT JEALOUS OF HER WONKY ASS EYE, HER FAKE HAIR? HER FAKE TAN? HER BIG ASS FEET AND HANDS? HER NASTY PIMPLY ASS? HER COTTAGE CHEESE LEGS? HER STUPID WALK? NEVER IN A TRILLION YEARS!!! I'D RATHER BE ME. YOU COULD NOT PAY ME TO EVEN BE IN HER SHOES FOR ONE DAY. SHE'S A JOKE TO SOCIETY. HER LIFE MAY LOOK NICE AND GLAMOROUS. BUT INSIDE SHE'S A SCARED WONKY EYED RABBIT.

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WHAT A PATHETIC BITCH!


HOW CAN ANYONE AROUND HER EVEN STAND TO *PRETEND* THAT SHE'S ANYTHING OTHER THAN A HIDEOUS, HER[PES INFECTED TRY-HARD?!?!

HOW CAN ANYONE AROUND HER EVEN STAND TO *PRETEND* THAT SHE'S ANYTHING OTHER THAN A HIDEOUS, HER[PES INFECTED TRY-HARD?!?!

HOW CAN ANYONE AROUND HER EVEN STAND TO *PRETEND* THAT SHE'S ANYTHING OTHER THAN A HIDEOUS, HER[PES INFECTED TRY-HARD?!?!

i like the way she walks, it's fierce, and u all are just jealous, i would be faking phone calls too, who wants to actually stop and talk to the stalkerazzi, i know i wouldn't, and hello, lohan is firecrotch, what were u born yesterday!!

NO WERE NOT FUCKING JEALOUS!!!!

PARis is a very VAIN,PATHETIC,IMATURE PERSON!!

THIS IS VERY PATHETIC GROUP OF HIGHSCHOOL KIDS!!....

FIRECROTCH IS SOOOOO YESTERDAY!!!!
GET OVER YOURSELF PARIS YOUR NOT EVEN THAT HOT....YOUR A DUMB ASS TRAMP THAT GIVES BLONDS THERE BAD NAME!!!!

10:17a & other anonymies: it isn't a matter of, if she knows enough people to equate to being or not being on the phone. it's just blatantly pretending/ faking (looking silly). speaking of, the runway walk on the street, i mean...? if you don't want to talk to the 'stalkerazzi', then just don't. noone will think you are 'unfierce' if you do or don't. haha.

She looks so dumb walking like that????

i saw that dude "Matt" at Hyde that night... lol... he was hanging out with this guy that I see everywhere... usually starfucking Lindsay "mean girl" Lohan or Adam Levine..... who is he?? Some wannabe actor/model/singer/backup dancer??? loser...He and Matt were very "chummy" all night and left together....hmmm I thought Matt was dating LL?? They looked pathetic... but I would turn down a 3-way... Lifes so unfair...

OMG!! That is soo funny... I love it!! "I love you baby... Bye Starvos... Uh-huh yeah...." SHe is such a poser, why ruin ur fake conversation by saying goodbye... but yet still talk!?!?! SHe must have lost track or something/// It cracked me up when that lady at the door is like "WHy are ya'll wearing shirts on ur heads like your famous or something?!?!" Then looks at the camera like "Tools!" Ughhh Priceless!!!

OMG!! That is soo funny... I love it!! "I love you baby... Bye Starvos... Uh-huh yeah...." SHe is such a poser, why ruin ur fake conversation by saying goodbye... but yet still talk!?!?! SHe must have lost track or something/// It cracked me up when that lady at the door is like "WHy are ya'll wearing shirts on ur heads like your famous or something?!?!" Then looks at the camera like "Tools!" Ughhh Priceless!!!

Nothing mean to say! Just keep the Hollywood blvd. comedy show coming!
It really is entertaining!

is it just me or was nicky acting like the bigger star & the mka wanna bee. the whole put her hand infront of her face thing. :-/
ayways, one thing i like about paris is that she will talk to the photogs. like when x17 asks her a question she doesnt just ignore it (usually) but you get what i mean

god paris and her crew are fucking such losers.why are they up in lindsay ass like seriously that shit was funny the first time brandon said it but that shit is beyond played out now.lmfao what geeks seriously .there just mad cause lindsay dont wanna be in there lame ass crew fucking fags.paris is such a cornball that walk is just plain retarded and those girls where laughing at her because shes funny to laugh at not because anyones jealous.paris just act normal

god paris and her crew are fucking such losers.why are they up in lindsay ass like seriously that shit was funny the first time brandon said it but that shit is beyond played out now.lmfao what geeks seriously .there just mad cause lindsay dont wanna be in there lame ass crew fucking fags.paris is such a cornball that walk is just plain retarded and those girls where laughing at her because shes funny to laugh at not because anyones jealous.paris just act normal

god paris and her crew are fucking such losers.why are they up in lindsay ass like seriously that shit was funny the first time brandon said it but that shit is beyond played out now.lmfao what geeks seriously .there just mad cause lindsay dont wanna be in there lame ass crew fucking fags.paris is such a cornball that walk is just plain retarded and those girls where laughing at her because shes funny to laugh at not because anyones jealous.paris just act normal

god paris and her crew are fucking such losers.why are they up in lindsay ass like seriously that shit was funny the first time brandon said it but that shit is beyond played out now.lmfao what geeks seriously .there just mad cause lindsay dont wanna be in there lame ass crew fucking fags.paris is such a cornball that walk is just plain retarded and those girls where laughing at her because shes funny to laugh at not because anyones jealous.paris just act normal

The only pathetic bitches are the jealous posters here.
Paris looks great in her outfit, and she's smart enough to make more money than all of you - so who are you calling dumb,IDIOTS.

So what was in the garbage? Froots Loops? I guess they are right when they say we are what we eat, right? Hahaha!! :)

Pair was channeling Zoolander, shes such a retarded bitch. I wish she would slip in some of Brandons grease (that he drips with every step he takes) and break her neck, and die.

Pair was channeling Zoolander, shes such a retarded bitch. I wish she would slip in some of Brandons grease (that he drips with every step he takes) and break her neck, and die.

Brandon Davis is HOT, that gorgeous hunk of man! Brandon looks like Elvis Presley.

Oh Brandon, Brandon, please give me tumble!

i liked seeing nick stahl

I LOVE the neckpiece Paris is wearing, that's some serious bling. Also, she's wearing a ring on her L hand again.

She doesn't look retarded to me, she looks hotter than hell. And she's crazy like a fox.

She may be flaunting her relationship with Stavros but hey, he was begging her to take him back.
So, obviously, they care for each other, it's not one-sided.

Note how Paris Hilton ALWAYS gets the most comments? Love her or hate her, she gets noticed.

Oh, and she walks like on the runway because the paps want her to go slow, so they can take pictures in order to make a living off her.
She's pretty good natured about it all,and funny too, with some of her verbal zingers.

That is totally casey cobb w/cheryl burke!!

Angela, I do hope you were joking. If not, I'd suggest you look for a homeless person if you want a greasy, filthy, scum-encrusted tumble.

if it's a serious question: 'firecrotch' is lindsay. brandon davis made up this word in a drunken rant on lohan. you can get the video on youtube. it's absolutely tasteless but sooooo tasteless that it's funny.

Yeah, I always walk through a crowd with my hand on my hip, it's the most polite, well-mannered way to handle oneself out in public.

come on do more smart things Paris ,you makes us laugh,brings happyness to everybody!

she was walking like that because her herpes itch shes ugly i wish that bitch was DEAD someone should kill that shit it will do us all a favor.

lely i know u hate her i may hate her more than u but i think about it this way she is here only to entertain us shes a clown and people like making fun of her and laughing at her and is fun her pathetic life is to entertain us other than that shes worthless and should be killed.

Paris was born a socialite, That's her life.
She just paid 200 hunred grand to fly to space. Saw it on the news.
None of really know what's it like to be that rich, and all. Or maybe you do. I know that I don't.
My daughter walked by her on Rodeo Dr. once on her way to a casting,(my daughter is in that biz) and my daughter said, paris looked sad.
YOu all put her down, but hey, if she called you and said, here's a million dollars I have just laying around the house, you would instantly think, yeah, she is cool.
Think about why dont you like her. She was born a Hilton, from the hotels right, and she does help people and charities.
She is pretty and rich, and Good luck to her life and loves.

HEHEHEHEHE! FUNNY WALK!SHES NOT IN THE RUNWAY!

Anony 9:03 pm - you are so totally wrong - if Parisite called and offered me a million dollars I wouldn't think she was cool for it - I would still think she's a pathetic, vain, uneducated drug addict that needs to get a clue. It scares me that you are a mother because clearly you believe that someone can buy your respect and admiration, and that's so lame. Give your head a shake - Parisite does not deserve our sympathy or admiration. And who does she think she's kidding with her fake "conversation" with Stavros - that was sooooo stupid!

Anony 9:03 pm - you are so totally wrong - if Parisite called and offered me a million dollars I wouldn't think she was cool for it - I would still think she's a pathetic, vain, uneducated drug addict that needs to get a clue. It scares me that you are a mother because clearly you believe that someone can buy your respect and admiration, and that's so lame. Give your head a shake - Parisite does not deserve our sympathy or admiration. And who does she think she's kidding with her fake "conversation" with Stavros - that was sooooo stupid!

ummm
Matt Felker I believe is bisexual. I will not say how I know this...but it's just my belief. I don't know about the whole dating Lindsay Lohan thing, but she's nasty anyways.

Matt Felker is disgusting....look at him..like who does he think he is?? Ew.

Matt Felker is a backstabber and abuser. He betrayed me and a lot of my friends. Please don't let him get publicity...he has not only tried to physically harm me, but he has also hurt my children. He had psychotic plans of world domination ect that he communicated to me when we were seeing eachother. I found diaries...filled with...brutal mind-blowing hate-filled words. He wants to hurt every A-list celebrity and his jealousy is frightening. This x17 publicity is only fueling him. I am happy I got out when I could...before his verbal and physical abuse worsened. He thought I was bringing him down with the kids and all. He became convinced that I was the reason he hadn't made it yet and was only doing silly music videos. He stalked Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie for awhile also...they had no idea, and do not still to this do. Please watch out for him.

SWM- I know what you are going through, i know the REAL Matt Felker , he is not who he appears to be. He is very controling and manipulative, and he will use and hurt you. I warn all to be careful and watch out.

oh my god! why she i walking like a whore??? i guesss... she is one!!! haha.
no, I mean, seriously, why does she do that??? It's not cool!

I fuckin loved when paris was smoking pot on the floor at teddys and then chuggging grey goose from the bottle.. whatevs.. she is a crazy ass bitch. but she makes more money than anyone else being that.. and she is nice to EVERYONE.. that wants to talk to her...

swm.. who are you ... ? that is hilarious. that is the funnniest thing I ever heard. are you a jealous ex. or what. Hes my friend from highschool. He has never been in a relationship with anyone with kids.

matt has a film about media in production thats why he is out. The people who write mean things are those whom he possibly contructed characters out of. He is the sweetest guy I know. He would never hurt anyone nor stalk. It's plain rude and immature to post such rediculous things. If you have a problem with him personally so be it. But don't try to slander someone with such rediculous things online.

Are you bitches blind or just jealous?
Paris Hilton is one classy broad and I'd marry her in a heartbeat. I'll give her all the babies she wants.
Hell, I'll even change my name to Mr. Hilton for her. Dayem, Paris is hot.I want me some of that.

Are you bitches blind or just jealous?
Paris Hilton is one classy broad and I'd marry her in a heartbeat. I'll give her all the babies she wants.
Hell, I'll even change my name to Mr. Hilton for her. Dayem, Paris is hot.I want me some of that.

SHE HAS A BUNG EYE... why is this not brought up more often?

she's an idiot who gets to much attention

she's an idiot who gets too much attention

I have seen this hooked nosed-very BIG hooked nose to tell you the truth, lazy eyed woman in person in good old Canada, up close actually. I work in PR and she was at a department store to promote her perfume, I had to talk to her and her handlers for a minute or so, and was there until the signing was over. and it amazes me how she thinks she is soooooooooo fucking beautiuful, I am telling you, she is not, she is delusional to think she is good looking- because she is not. That was also the opinion many of the other people who were there for various reasons, some to see paris, most not. i did not hear one man or woman say she was "beautiful." some were very rude and said well....you know, commented on her quite large nose and half shut eye and called her homely etc. not to her face, but still pretty loud---she does look better in photos, which is scary, cause she does not look that good in most of those either, unless they have been photoshopped and air-brushed. BTW,her blue contacts in person look very fake, you can tell she was born with brown eyes. Hari color and extensions also did not look good. Also, not near as many people showed up or bought her perfume as expected, most of the people there did not care and were just going about there daily business. I am in a hurry, sorry this is written so sloppy.

I obviously know Matt is making his "movie" , anyone who knows anything about him knows that... but thats not why he is out- trust me. I know a lot more than you do.

Matt is great

I love Matt Felker!! It was just a joke the comment before....a bad one.

wow, you guys are making fun of paris??
you're the ones that have, apparently, so much time on your hands to write paragraphs on how much you hate her..??
ew.
dont be jealous :)

i guess if ol' homely lazy brown eyed freaky hooked nose Paris looked like jessica alba or charlotte casiraghi, then i would be VERY jealous, but she does'nt, so im not.
Nice try though anonymous 12/20/06 11:58pm

She walks like a camel, and don't even get me started on the phone calls. could she be more pathetic.

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Paris is such a ridiculous cartoon of a person. Life is just a runway for her I suppose.