X17 Live! - Paris Hilton Celebrates Her 29th Birthday At The Ivy

what a famewhore

hey hey its KRUSTY THE CLOWN. Good news: only a few more birthdays before the turkey neck, herpes riddled, gasoline drinking piece of shit ages out of the public. We are all counting the hous left.

whore whore its KRUSTY TRHE CLOWN!

the paris hilton I just dumped into the toilet will age better than this clown

hope paris gets a present of valtrex, the raging herpes is starting to show again.

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even though rihanna has a great "stupid face", KRUSTY THE CLOWN has the perfect "stupid face" and without practice.

paris and whoever are a cute couple, we hope that they are soon blessed with rtards smarter than the parents. Not difficult, dog shit has always been smarter and more value than paris.

Of COURSE you guys will be there live...
SHE PAYS YOU TO FOLLOW HER AROUND AND TAKE PICTURES.
and then you threaten your staff of illegal imms. with deportation unless they write their third-grade-style comments about her.
Can't wait to read all the posts about how pretty she supposedly is, (even though we all know she isn't), and how handsome her 'knight in shining armor' boyfriend is, (even though he looks like Ty Pennington minus the booze binge.)
and how 'interesting they are becuase they are rich'. (HA!)

Make sure to keep licking yous Bo$$' a$$... especially tonight! 29, damn that must be hard... 29 and contributing NOTHING good to the world, being unmarried and childless and not aging well... Poor Paris. (lol)

I think they follow them because they are a cute couple.

Happy Birthday Paris

The Ivy has good food. Let them enjoy themselves on her birthday.

we think you posted that because you work for x17

her mom likes eating at theivy too

Why is one person going crazy with hate posts? Maybe some medication is in order before her head spins totally out of control.

Doug and Paris are a lovely couple. Good for them.
And many happy returns for your birthday ,Paris.

funny with all the paps hanging out and waiting for them to finish eating

They look good but after all this waiting, couldn't you guys get some clearer pictures of them?

Paris tweeted that Doug cooked her pancakes for a breakfast in bed.

And he gave her presents and balloons.

And she said he wrote her a very sweet card.

And I think I love doug too.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! to Paris H.

doug is very romantic

Awwww Nicole tweeted her and wished PH a happy birthday. Loves them all.

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I hope she doesn't end up marry Doug the douche just because she is getting older. Doug is a death trap. Don't do it. Paris.