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Two Hot Tamales
Posted on Sun Jun 17, 2007 02:33 PM PDT

Looks like Shakira has finally chosen her clubbing buddy, and I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief knowing that it's not Avril Lavigne. The gorgeous singing sensation joined the always sexy Penelope Cruz in spicing up Hollywood this weekend. We like the black vs. white outfits, but Penelope's could've been a bit more body-conscious. Hey, if you got it, flaunt it!

Let's hope they don't interfere with each other's game. If you saw them both at a club, who would you approach first? Who's the real bandita here?
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Penelope Cruz • Shakira
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Comments
2nd!
NO TAMALE, Shakira is colombian and Penelope is spaniard.........but HOTTT
Love them both, so beautiful!!!
Jeez, at first I thought that these two were holding hands as well. But thank God they aren't. It would be just a tad too much, after all I've seen in these past few days ...
videoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!, shakira is beautiful!!!
Penelope and Shakira so HOTTTT,HOTTTT,HOTTT,HOTTTT,HOTTT
"two hot tamales" is such a stupid title, tamales are mexican, shakira is from colombia and penelope from spain!!!!!!!!!
Of course, Penelope is spaniard and Shakira colombian, NO TAMALE NEVER
so so adorable
penelope is so annoying, shakira should stay away from her
I agree, Britney.....take a lesson here. Shakira is so damn cute and she keeps her clothes on, she is classy.
Penelope is hot and sweet and Shakira is hot
I agree on the ethnically incorrect 'tamales'. You might as well call them two hot polish sausages.
You mean one hot tamale... Penelope is an overrated skank not to mention she has had Tom Cruise cock in her.
Whatever their ethnicity, they're cute!
Britney needs to take note on how they go out to clubs and seem to be able to keep their clothes in tack. :)
Wow, they look beautiful and classy!
bandida, not bandita
all i can say is...wow
Oh YA I HAVE THE SAME BOOTS AS SHAKIRA...and I BET I HAD THEM FIRST!!!!
Who's the shit now bitches!
I love shakira shes soo perfect! and hey theres nothing wrong w/ mexicans!!! =P hehe
videoooo pleaseeee!!
Por que tamales????
Tamales= comida mexicana
Shakira= Colombia
Penelope Cruz= España
Tamalona= Mujer gorda jajaja.
I'm glad that someone pointed out that they aren't Mexican. Shakira looks likes Nikki Reed now, very hot though, even Penelope looks good, with her bird beak.
Damn! They are so beautiful. So hot and sexy!!
Sorry but i don't think that they look beautiful!!!Maybe regular and nice but it's far from beautiful! They are juste OK, nothing special!
Shakira Te Amoooooooooooooooooo
Britney Te Amooooooooooooooooooo
all this hollywood and acting new for Shakira reduces her hot quotient by 1000 for me
I SO agree with 9:46
NO TAMALE, STUPIDS, Penelope is spaniard and Shakira is Colombian
NO TAMALE, STUPIDS, Penelope is spaniard and Shakira is Colombian
NO TAMALE, STUPIDS, Penelope is spaniard and Shakira is Colombian
NO TAMALE, STUPIDS, Penelope is spaniard and Shakira is Colombian
NO TAMALE, STUPIDS, Penelope is spaniard and Shakira is Colombian
NO TAMALE, STUPIDS, Penelope is spaniard and Shakira is Colombian
NO TAMALE, STUPIDS, Penelope is spaniard and Shakira is Colombian
NO TAMALE, STUPIDS, Penelope is spaniard and Shakira is Colombian
Porque los gringos son retardados y no saben distinguir entre TAMALES,SHAKIRA Y PENELOPE CRUZ...
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
Tenian que alimentarse de pura comida chatarra,por eso no tienen neuronas para saber distinguir...
Porque los gringos son retardados y no saben distinguir entre TAMALES,SHAKIRA Y PENELOPE CRUZ...
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
Tenian que alimentarse de pura comida chatarra,por eso no tienen neuronas para saber distinguir...
I'm so sick of both of these girls. Shakira is VERY homely. Cruz is just fug. Stupid Mexicans.
I'm so sick of both of these girls. Shakira is VERY homely. Cruz is just fug. Stupid Mexicans. PUTAS!!! Whores. Sluts. No talent.
Don't comment in Spanish. THIS IS AMERICA. Stupid fucking Latinos.
These "Latinas" are DAWGS. FUG. Both of them. Dirty whores.
Shakira and Ponelope are both very cute. But Avril Lavigne is just as cute also. All three are gorgeous ladies for sure.
Brian Llewellyn™
None of them is a Tamal.
Penelope is Spanish ( from Europe ) and Shakira is from Colombia.
You Americans don't seem to be good at Geography ;)
I love Shakira and Penelope. I would enjoy licking each of their vaginas.
I love Shakira and Penelope. I would enjoy licking their vaginas.
SHIT-KIRA!!!RATTY HAIR, NON-TALENTED, UGLY, SHITSTYLING,MEDIOCRE CELEB IMITATOR AN WORST SINGER
GO AWAY BASTARD
YOU SING SOOOOO NASAL
WHO CARES ABOUT YOU? DONT POST PICS OF THIS SHIT-WOMAN PLEASE.WHICH ARE HER MERITS? SHAKING HER CRAPPY ASS ?
GO BACK TO CPLOMBIA AND GROW COCA!!!
PUTA ZORRA BASTARDA ASQUEROSA
SHIT-KIRA!!!RATTY HAIR, NON-TALENTED, UGLY, SHITSTYLING,MEDIOCRE CELEB IMITATOR AN WORST SINGER
GO AWAY BASTARD
YOU SING SOOOOO NASAL
WHO CARES ABOUT YOU? DONT POST PICS OF THIS SHIT-WOMAN PLEASE.WHICH ARE HER MERITS? SHAKING HER CRAPPY ASS ?
GO BACK TO CPLOMBIA AND GROW COCA!!!
PUTA ZORRA BASTARDA ASQUEROSA
1:00
OBVIOSLY YOU ARE RETARDED.
THE SITE EMIGHT BE NORTH AMERICAN BUT IT'S JOINED ALL OVER THE WORLD. SO ANYBODY CON WRITE IN ANY LANGUAJE.
IF YOU ARE SO STUPID TO TALK JUST ONE LANGUAJE ITS NOT PPLS FAULT. I SPEAK 5 LANGUAJES, AND NOT EVERYBODY WHO SPEAKS SPANISH IS LATINO THE SAME WAY THAT NOT EVERYONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH IS FROM ENGLAND. ARE YOU DUMB OR WHAT?
GO BACK TO PRIMARY PLEASE, TAKE A PENCIL AND PLACE IN INSIDE YOUR ASSHOLE, THEN WRITE: NOT ONLY ENGLISH IS SPOKEN IN USA AND THE WORLD.
YOU CRAPPY UNWORKED
QUE TE JODAN PUTOPAYASO.AYER SE FOLLABAN A TU MADRE MIENTRAS TE COMIAS TU PUTA MC MIERDA
SHIT-KIRA!!!RATTY HAIR, NON-TALENTED, UGLY, SHITSTYLING,MEDIOCRE CELEB IMITATOR AN WORST SINGER
GO AWAY BASTARD
YOU SING SOOOOO NASAL
WHO CARES ABOUT YOU? DONT POST PICS OF THIS SHIT-WOMAN PLEASE.WHICH ARE HER MERITS? SHAKING HER CRAPPY ASS ?
GO BACK TO CPLOMBIA AND GROW COCA!!!
PUTA ZORRA BASTARDA ASQUEROSA
1:00
OBVIOSLY YOU ARE RETARDED.
THE SITE MIGHT BE NORTH AMERICAN BUT IT'S JOINED ALL OVER THE WORLD. SO ANYBODY CAN WRITE IN ANY LANGUAJE.
IF YOU ARE SO STUPID TO TALK JUST ONE LANGUAJE ITS NOT PPLS FAULT. I SPEAK 5 LANGUAJES, AND NOT EVERYBODY WHO SPEAKS SPANISH IS LATINO THE SAME WAY THAT NOT EVERYONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH IS FROM ENGLAND. ARE YOU DUMB OR WHAT?
GO BACK TO PRIMARY PLEASE, TAKE A PENCIL AND PLACE IN INSIDE YOUR ASSHOLE, THEN WRITE: NOT ONLY ENGLISH IS SPOKEN IN USA AND THE WORLD.
YOU CRAPPY UNWORKED
QUE TE JODAN PUTOPAYASO.AYER SE FOLLABAN A TU MADRE MIENTRAS TE COMIAS TU PUTA MC MIERDA
oh!!!!! shakira and penelope are the best and fuck the rest
To all you pendejos getting your panties in a bunch over the usage of "tamales" a Hot Tamale is actually a type of candy in the United States, that's probably what they were referencing.
WOW!!! I know there is no chance in hell I could do either one but WOW!!!
Bandita in spanish is actually a band-aid. I guess you were tryin to say "Bandidas" wisch either way its not so cool. By the way theyre both hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot! ;-)
Shakira is ugly as hell..what a pork-face!
her songs are rubbish.
doesn't she get bored of dancing the same way since she started shitsinging?c'on innovate whore!
pe you're a single-hollywood-male hunter. stop suckin cocks to be famous.
no talent
this pair goes out together 'cause their english is so bad that they cant communicate with americans but sucking cocks
shakira's boots are sooooooo ridiculuos!my god!
so vulgar,so tasteless.
has she ordered her stylism to a colombian designer?
wwwuaaahhh!!!!
its not carnival yet whore!
jealous losers.
WOW. Grow up.
Escribo en español porque me da la gana
¡¡Putos estadounidenses!! Sois todos unos INCULTOS
Penelope only screws white guys. What's with that? She's ugly, too. What a beak nose.
Shakira is gorgeous, but not talented.
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Penelope is EUROPEAN 8:09 and you STUPID!!!!!!!
Shakira looks cute and hooooot and penelope is just ugly
Penelope is beautiful and you STUPID!!!!!
Penelope i love you
penelope is not latin american she is spanish from europe it's not because she speaks spanish that they have the same roots.Stupid people everybody for you are mexican(ihave nothing against mex people)
Penelope is EUROPEAN
I have always wondered myself if the Americans understand of geography but seeing the comentaries now I can clearly say that they do not have nor geography idea. They confuse to a European with a Mexican, neither they are the same nor they share he himself continent. Study a little PLEASE that does not cost as much.
Odorable
!!!Shakira she is so cute!!!!
Latino
Te amo Shaki eres la mejor
I love Britney
Yeah, what's with that Penelope only screwing white guys? Are her own kind not good enough for her? I mean isn't she spanish or something? Tom Cruise, Matthew McConaughay? Maybe she's just trying to make a name for herself by screwing her way up the white ladder.
Yeah, like that's gonna work. Stupid, ugly, hook nosed cunt.
It has not found the individual suitable.Tom Cruise and Matthew Mcconaughey? They are two losing men and both crazy people,normal that she left running, its problem finished when it knows a good European man.
Shakira shakira shake it y'll ['_']love Britney too <;
shakira gorgeous?
what a monkey face!
the stupid that says so hasn't probably seen any other woman but his mother..
my god...she's just so...mediocre...ugly...disgusting...i've seen a tv spot lately, she's the spokeswoman of viceroy...there are few seconds of a foreground..and...aaaaarrrggghhh!!!i have never seen such a dirty skin in my life. full of spots, marks and sooo beetle-browded!aaaargggghhhh!
so vulgar!!!!
have a look at her hair....arrrggghhh....so dry.so colorless...so horrible..
damn she's a real monster.
pe is hotter, no doubt..but this pics are not good at all.
and sorry for 9:42, she can seek for the man she wants. she's spanish, she speaks two languajes and is brilliant.you will know her latest boy soon.
and hey guys..
don't you really know where Spain is?
It's next to France in Europe, remember the Olympics in Barcelona?capital Madrid?
The spaniards discovered America in 1492.
sometimes i feel embarrassed for you compatriots.
shakira gorgeous?
what a monkey face!
the stupid that says so hasn't probably seen any other woman but his mother..
my god...she's just so...mediocre...ugly...disgusting...i've seen a tv spot lately, she's the spokeswoman of viceroy...there are few seconds of a foreground..and...aaaaarrrggghhh!!!i have never seen such a dirty skin in my life. full of spots, marks and sooo beetle-browded!aaaargggghhhh!
so vulgar!!!!
have a look at her hair....arrrggghhh....so dry.so colorless...so horrible..
damn she's a real monster.
pe is hotter, no doubt..but this pics are not good at all.
and sorry for 9:42, she can seek for the man she wants. she's spanish, she speaks two languajes and is brilliant.you will know her latest boy soon.
and hey guys..
don't you really know where Spain is?
It's next to France in Europe, remember the Olympics in Barcelona?capital Madrid?
The spaniards discovered America in 1492.
sometimes i feel embarrassed for you compatriots.
First of all, it doesn't matter what ethnicity Penelope chooses to date, that's her business. Secondly, as a Spaniard, from Spain, which is in EUROPE, she is a Caucasian, which means she's a "white girl". Although she is far too classy to act like most of the "white girls" in Hollywood.
both are hot!
it's nice to see some different faces on this site! some classy faces!
I'm just glad that Avril Lavigne is NOT in any of the photos.
I'm just glad that Avril Lavigne is NOT in any of the photos.
10.32 you words are like CELESTIAL MUSIC,you say all the truth, need classes geography and anthropology urgently!
11:08
sure babe
Ho-runners Paris Hilton and Britney Spears should take a few lessons from these natural beauties. Less is more! Thanks for the pix X-17
I does not matter 10:32,what they say you are all the right and this they already lose it if they do not want to learn
Who gives a shit where Penelope Cruz is from. I just wish she'd go back there. What a dog. Someone put a sack over her hook nose face.
Dear 12:22 : I want to see your safe face that she is not very attractive because..if you do not write from your computer and you are not a model of Armani? it reflects.......it needs to you
shakira, unlike penelope is about to marry a president of another country, i see penelope hanging on to someone with connections in the latin world. no matter no one has an ass & hips like shakira. she's probally the best doggie-style person there is right now.
Dear 12:33PM:
You're a stupid foreigner who can't spell or write correctly. Who gives a fuck what you have to say.
Penelope doesn't have an upper lip!!! Oh, that's because her beak nose envelopes it.
Stupid Americans! You are just so IGNORANTS.
"I love Brit" "Poor Paris" "Get better Lindsay" Come on!!
How can you guys support such retarded behaviors and show hate to these two successful girls?? just because Penelope's Nose or Shakira's hair?? that is UNBELIEVABLE! They do have real talent, not like some girls I know are in rehab and jail. Also, before send any comment look for the geographical and cultural difference between Mexico, Europe and Sudamerica.
That's it!
Dear 12:54: FUCK YOU!!! you are undestand?
Is truth 12:57 very truth.....
Dear 12:54 : FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are understand??????????
Dear 12:54: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
relax 12:54
you are trying hard..but it's a bit difficult to understand your english.
we are already 3 different people against 12:54 who's probably a repressed racist misogynist who masturbates 24h a day
nor latin, nor spanish nor american, you don't fuck a woman!!!looser hahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahah FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
RAVEN
you know a shit about penelope
she doesn't need to hang to any latin conexions because her aim is hollywood..not latin america. there's no important film industry there and she´'s an actress.
I'll tell you that pe arrived in usa before shakira did, so the one who has contacts there is pe.
hakira's got a crappy ass an she does nothing but sing like an elephant using her nose and shake her bug like a pyscotic slut.
is that a merit?
for people like you, so little demanding, might be.
not for me.
Penelope the best!!
Tamales are not only Mexican, we have them in Colombia too! (and they're much better)
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SHAKIRA IS THE BEST OF ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! SHAKIRA GREECE LOVES YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! TU ENANA....!!!! ΠΟΛΛΑ ΦΙΛΑΚΙΑ!!!!
Penelope and Shakira the best!!!!!!!!!!!