Did someone just call her Lindsay again?

After Lindsay Lohan told X17 exclusively last night that Paris hit her with a drink the night before at a party, we called up good 'ol Elliot Mintz, Paris' spokesperson, for a chat and here's what he told us ...

Lindsay made this shocking allegation to X17 exclusively tonight: she says while partying at a friend's house Saturday night, Paris hit her with a drink, bruising her arm! Okay; I'll say no more and let Lindsay speak for herself ...

Firecrotch gets her revenge as an insecure Lindsay chats with our photogs outside Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel last night. Security asked us not to shoot, but we kept the camera rolling so we could hear Lindsay asking shooters whether or not they like Paris, if she's nice to them, etc. Then when she leaves the club, well, you'll hear what she says about Paris ...

Somehow I get the feeling that the phrase "too much drama" was echoing through Harry Morton's brain last night - after all, if Lindsay Lohan was as posessive and tempermental while they were dating as she was last night, it's a wonder they lasted as long as they did!
Our photographers were posted up around Hyde (as usual) and dutifully captured Lindsay's entrance in the back (as usual), when all of a sudden Harry turned up out front with some hot young blonde thing on his arm! So what happened next? Well, according to our guys, Lindsay went ballistic - she had a virtual breakdown inside the club and stormed out of the back in a huff! Harry, for his part, just climbed back in his car (with his new blonde) and slipped off into the night - and as you can see in the video below, he was looking pretty pleased with himself!

Our photog had a strange encounter with "Victor" from The Young & the Restless when we caught him leaving the gym over the weekend. As "pumped-up" as this German transplant looks for his age, we still question Eric's ability to "beat the sh*t" out of us, as he threatened to do!

So here's the deal; our photographer was watching Paris Hilton as she sat in her horrid Hummer limo across the street from the Chateau Marmont on Halloween night. Inside were 5 or 6 girlfriends, her sister Nicky, Brandon Davis and according to our photog, the music was blaring and smoke was pouring out of the windows.

Paris didn't see our photog on the street and she was hanging out of the car window, on the phone screaming at Stavros (who was inside the Chateau with Lindsay Lohan):
-I'm sitting here with a bunch of idiots; I've been with them for 3 nights and I'm sick of it!
-If you're not out here in five minutes, we're not f*cking tonight!
-You better get your ass in this car, you f*cking asshole!

Then ...

Brad Pitt's bodyguard is making the paparazzi painfully aware that he does not like the paparazzi trying to get pictures of his clients. Brangelina are in Pune, India as Angie prepares to start shooting "A Mighty Heart." Photogs, including our own, have been staking out Le Meridian hotel there, trying their damnedest to get a shot of the ellusive couple and their kids. And by the looks of it, it ain't gonna be easy with thugs like this around.

This brute was the family's bodyguard in Paris, just before Shiloh's birth, and now he's travelled with the couple to India to take on the paparazzi there.

Check out the poor photog's neck injury after the jump ...