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Rihanna's New Man Matt Kemp Pokes Fun At Her In Match.com Parody
Posted on Sat Jan 9, 2010 12:00 PM PDT
Rihanna's new "ass-groping", ball-playing man, the Dodgers' Matt Kemp called her a whiny-voiced "chick with a dude's haircut" in a new Match.com ad parody on FunnyOrDie.com. (Can't they think of a new theme?)
Kemp said, ""I'm just looking for a chick with a dude's haircut that likes sharing umbrellas...ellas." He continued, "I'm drawn to women with whiny voices who wear clothes that show their nips."
He added that he's looking for "with a lot of emotional baggage. Maybe someone whose past relationships have forced them to set the bar really low." Too soon!
But RiRi wasn't the only one he made a dig at. "I don't know if that matters, but I don't hit chicks," he said. "Because, you know, hitting chicks, that's not cool. I don't do it," before muttering "Chris Brown" as he walked offscreen. You know, just in case we didn't know who he was talking about.
Either Rihanna's got a great sense of humor, or she already dumped him and this is his retaliation!
We gotta admit, he wasn't bad for a ball-player! But we still like Lindsay's "I'm so alone" ad the best!
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Comments
Are you for real X17? you realize that that is NOT actually Matt Kemp right? Might want to fire the writer of this piece. IDIOTS!
yea this is a parody. as in not the real thing. as in not the real person. as in not matt kemp
"Too soon"...too soon for what? For you to post it and claim Rhianna has already dumped the ACTOR in this piece? Annoyed.
THAT IS NOT MATT KEMP X17!! GET OVER IT!
You guys have already said it. This is not Kemp.
Wonder why x17 couldn't make that clear.
try again x17 lol this guys an actor lol
that is snot matt kemp idiots
That's comedian Jason Kelly morons.
Matt is a hottie, if she don't want him I will take him, and I got a brella ella ella ella
That's not Matt Kemp, but it was still funny as hell. lol
I don't care who it is...he's funny as hell. LOL!
this isnt him!
CRAP, LIES ,DECEPTION AND FOOLISHNESS EVERY TIME!!!!!!!
MATT & RIRI MAKE A DAMN GOOD COUPLE. MATT IS FINE AS HELL. IF ONLY I WAS A FEW YEARS YOUNGER!!!