Who's The Sexiest Of Them All?

ooooo How Cute (kinda)! Mommy's night out was two days ago, yesterday was daddy's night out???

Cristiano is beautiful. He obviously tops the list, followed by the amazingly hot Russell Brand. An Joel comes in third cause he's just "okay" compared to these guys.

Uh..none of them! Not even close.

joel looks so nice. cristiano looks hot but... weird

Christiano is hot, but, his hair keeps him from going to the highest of all hot levels. It looks like every strand was perfectly styled. He would look better with a little messier looking hair. Also, I would take Joel over the dirty dusty looking Russell Brand. Brand looks like a venereal disease waiting to happen to someone.

Christiano is GAY people. Get a fu*king clue! Joel is the hottest.

joel the hottest of the three for really sure

yes Cristianito is gay, so what?HE IS THE HOTTEST!!!

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Now you're talking. Christiano may be gay or look gay but he is HOT and RICH and has an amazing body. Now thats gorgeous. That dwarf with the short arms (Mark Wahlberg) can't light a candle to this hotness. YUMMY!

He looks so greasy! His hair, his skin. Blech.

Cristiano is GAY!!!!!!!!!!! don't you see it... is very obvious

Take a shower grease monkey!

He has huuuggggeee teeth! Hope he doesn't scrape those on his girlfriends pen**is!

Christiana looks just as ridiculous here as he does in the photo on Towleroad.com where he's wearing a pink flower in his hair. A pink flower???? Seriously dude.

That athlete looks so fruity whatever his name is and he ain't all that only REAL men are hot! He needs to get on the Kanye skittles train.

I don't find any of these guys hot, but I must say Christiano Ronaldo is not gay. I'm Portuguese, and believe me... he's far from being gay. And I'm not just talking because of ex girlfriends etc. He does NOT fit the gay stereotype in any way except some clothes.

I guess he just dresses gay. Real gay. Really really really gay. Really reallyy really really really really gay.

DAVID BECKHAM, DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!

Nope, definately Russell Brand. His sense of humor and his accent make him that much sexier. Not when his hair is a rats nest of course, but the rest of the time he' gorgie.

Nope, definately Russell Brand. His sense of humor and his accent make him that much sexier. Not when his hair is a rats nest of course, but the rest of the time he' gorgie.

Omg BOTH of those madden geeks are FUGLY ,

this site is the only one in the world that doesn't know that lmaooo

so I'll say it again , FUGLY

that christian person is kinda fug too lol , and umm well obviously gay ,

Russel Brand on the other hand makes me laugh , don't know if I'd call him hot
but out of these 3 he wins hands down !

Im going with Russell too. Something about him.

Is this the kind of guys that "today" girls really like?

they all look like fag-o's. U lnow that guy brand takes it up the ass and what in the f--k about those other

If I were a girl i'd rather fu-k a lizard

Cristiano Ronaldo is a flaming QUEEN! LOL!

I´ll goo with Joel, he´s the hottest the other 2 look like they haven´r showered in a week

SO SO FEM!!

NONE OF EM!!!

None of them.ALL of them are ugly.Joel is a freak,Russel is very ugly and Cristiano is ugly too.And all are GAY too.

maybe for a gay Cristiano is the hottest but for straight womens the hottest can be only Joel!!!Russel...definitely NO!!

cristiano's clothes are nice and that's all. his face is gross looking.