Samantha Ronson Lands An Acting Gig On 90210!

OMG! this is so funny!, Sam the man is getting more acting gigs than Blo Han. Ha ha ha ha!

Then she goes home and finds Lindsay Lohan a drunken mess outside on her doorstep.

Go Samantha show that skank bag haghan you can get acting jobs!!!!
WaaaWhooo Betty !!!

Go Samantha show that skank bag haghan you can get acting jobs!!!!
WaaaWhooo Betty !!!

I wonder which 90210 actress she'll hook up with? Probably more than 1. I bet they've all heard of Sam's oral expertise.

LMFAO they just announced that Heather Locklear will be returning to the show Heather is so freakin HOT!! Lindz is going to trip out in jealousie this my folks is gonna be good!!!

Ha HA HA Lohans samantha works more than you nitwit skank
you know your career is over when a DJ gets jobs and you dont LOL

That's awesome! I can't wait to watch.

Sam's on a hit show. Lilo on a slow boat to Singapore.

Ooooooh! That must just BURN Blohan's ass!!!

Right about now Stygian Witch Dina must be fervently speed dialing the producers to file laughable complaints that her gravy train whore daughter got ignored! Keep dialing Dina, they'll just keep laughing! Then they'll block your calls!

JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS NUT BAG LOHAN IS TRACKING ALL OF SAMANTHA TWITTS AND SHE IS COMMENTING THE SAMETHING AS SAM TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THERE TOGATHER DONT BELIEVE NUTBAG LOHAN DONT FALL INTO HER HANDS!!!

Burn Lilo burn sizzzzzzzzle!!!!!

Preety sad when Sam is getting roles in showbiz and Lindsay is doing nothing. Lindsay is the biggest laughing stock in Hollywood. Start doing Porn Lindsay, it the only thing left for you to do. But then again, who has not already seen your nasty beaver and your 60 year old saggy boobs. Screw it, just kill yourself lindsay. Its your best option.

I hope they keep sam on the show the whole season everyone watch when samantha is on so the ratings soar and the lohans rip there hair out well what little they have left

a dj getting an acting gig...while a so called actress has to volunteer to be a hostess.
more proof that hohan is on her way to being obsolete.bye bye

LL and SR in Singapore, eating at McDonald's, sorry haters...rsrsrsrs

This is another reason for the Worst Mother Ever to be jealous of the superior Ronson family.
Also..you don't hear Jay Leno making fun of them.

What a homely woman!

4:15Lying Dina at it again

Speaking of Dina did anyone see Jay Leno last night??
If not go to Jay Leno click on full episode of his show sept.22nd as you get into the first ten mins. of the show you will see and this it was "PRICELESS"!!

Jay gose Dina Lohan is fighting with TMZ for having a vote that she is the WORST mother ever. Than Jay say she only wishes her two daughters were sober enough to back her up on this..
It was Great!!!!

Then I saw on dinas drunkin twitter that how can jay say this to me after all i have done for him.(theres a few of them funny shit too) what a blow job to get lilo on the show.
well this is a must see.(both the show n dinas twits)If you think lilo drunken twitts you gotta see hers half on them dont even make any scence the more you scroll the harder you will laugh This woman is "Out of her Mind"!!
Lohans need to stay off the Drugs,Booze and twitter
LMFAO BIG TIME!!!

But I doubt Sam will be "eating" Lilo later. My money is on an Asian hottie with a big clit! Go SAM!

3:17 - 1st comment so true. This no talent ho will end up once again wasted in front of the musically talented ones home. The Ronsons are so much more classy, connected, and talented than the Jersey clan. Though the older son seems normal and going to college, but the rest mostly the skank and future failure ho are horrible examples to humankind.

4:40 LOL can I get in on that bet too.

Samantha is F*ck!ing HOT HOT HOT!!

Thats my girl.

Damn, I can't wait till that Episode airs, why so long. Ugh.

Why on earth would LILO be jealous of Sam playing herself on a show with indifferent ratings at best? Get a grip!
T here are many non actors who get 2 bit roles from time to time on TV or even film ; these gigs are usually shortlived and die a natural death. Only rarely do they lead to an acting career.

Let's face facts haters, LILO is a talented actress ;knowledgeable folks in the industry all acknowledge this. She is not in a good place right now and needs to get her act together to earn the trust of producers once more.

I think Sam's gig might be just the stimulus that LILO needs to get serious about her career

ha ha, nanny nanny boo boo, Lilo!
Sam will at least show up on time for her gigs. She needs to get out of that toxic relationship and move to NYC.

4:04 Britney is still the biggest laughing stock in Hollywood. Lindsay is a close second. She can't even win the role of biggest failure.

I think Lindsay and Sam are still together!! :)

5.03 I think so too. Don't really care for SAMAN but for the first time I can see how she can be of use to LILO.

LILO must try to develop the kind of focus and discipline the dj has in order torebuild her career. While it's true that SAMAN's career took off since her association with LINDS, the fact is that she seized the opportunities as they came and made the most of them. LILO must likewise learn to make the best of the many chances that come her way!!

4:54 WRONG AGAIN MONSTER MOTHER..

YOU ARE JEALOUS LINDSAY IS SHIT AND SAMANTHA WILL PROVE HERSELF AND THEY WILL LOVE HER PLUS SHE IS FRIENDS WITH THE WHOLE CAST!!
NOW MOVE ALONG WITH YOUR STUPID COMMMENTS HIT THE BOTTLE AND START TWITTING ABOUT YOUR BIRDS AND HOW JAY LENO DISSED YOUR ASS BIG TIME YOU LOSER!!!

I LUV HER

5:18 So your saying Lilo should use Sam as a surrogate mother to teach her self-control? And they'll be having sex. Kind of like step-parent incest. Kinky.

I LUV HER

4:54 - she is not a good actress at all. In the industry they have blackballed her. Her films have been failures, except for one, a decade ago, which had a good cast. If your point is so true, why do actresses, that also aren't talented, such as Misha Barton, Hayden P., Amanda Bynes, get jobs. She is a wannabe diva, a bad attitude, a liability for insurance, a bad actress, a bad track record on and off-set. She is a horrible option for any producer or director. Her time was done after Herbie.

what a joke i read she on the show for
a split second. so much for her wanting
her privacy, people only know her from
hanging with Lindsay. still laughing the
Ronsons have class. lol lol lol

Although I cannot understand why Sam is not straight as she is beautiful & reminiscent of Twiggy the First Supermodel... & it makes my heart sad, I am not here to judge. What does make me happy is that this obviously talented and hard working girl who has a loving family has this chance. I am an actress too. This girl has earned this... DINA... REAP IT!!!! Maybe if you would help your daughter & be a Mom... things would be different. I love Hayley Mills.

read she give's advice on love. what
a croc. she knows how to screw with a 23
year old girl and make her look like a fool. she is using Lindsay plain and simple.

5:42 / 5:44 - Who makes the money? Who is working? Who is talented in their business? Who has a better put together family? It's not the out of work actress. Who is using who? What a joke, so the dj is using the maniac for sex? LOL - the dj can get that in a second. The weirdo is stalking her ex-gf. Get a clue Dina.

yeah right your an actress must not have
a job to be writing on this blog talking
about other people's mother's.

Let's face facts haters, LILO is a has-been actress ;knowledgeable folks in the industry all acknowledge they won't touch her.

SHE thinks she is in a good place right now and needs no advice or help despite producers blowing her off.

I think Sam's gig might be just the thing that sends her off the deep end. LILO needs to forget her career and party and shop as much as possible.
GO LINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5:40 is ShakeLS, the well known SR hater & the Ronsons hater. Always talking about how SR is suppose to be a private person. Shakira, Why don't you F*ck off from Ronson, leave her the hell alone. Get a life.

I think you should all read Sam's twitter
page. she was only on for a split second.
her words, with N.E.R.D.

Send out an alert to 90210 security....Bloho will be in MAJOR stalking mode.

lol so wrong. why hate.

I don't watch 90210, but since Sam will be on it, even for a second, I'll be tuning in. I should make that night a girls night. Can't wait.

this blog is full of hatred towards both
girls.very sad

Samantha is just soooo cute. I heart her.

I finally took a look at the Sam/Hohan twitter exchanges---I'm surprised either of these two blockheads can even spell, much less twitter. I always pictured both of them grunting and clicking at each other with their pussay lips like two big dyke crickets.

5:50 and 6:03, etc - your first post made no sense. Get off the X, like your girl and save some brain cells.

I can't believe I'm about to admit that I've actually noticed this, but it seems like Linds is constantly "tweeting" to Samantha but Sam rarely ever "tweets" back. She'll tweet "cute" little pics or comments, but doesn't even get so much as a smiley face in return from Samantha. It's pretty much a one way conversation. It's like Linds is grasping at straws to stay in Sam's life & Sam just doesn't really care enough to even be bothered with it. It really looks kind of sad & desperate on Linds's part.

But I suppose that's just what Linds is: sad & desperate.

And a crackhead.

Get ready for Dina and/or fantards to start posting about Bloho's role as a creative whatever at Ungaro. She'll not make it.

I actually felt sorry for Britney when she was going through her trials. I kind of hated her up until then. I feel nothing but contempt for this chick, however. She the lowest common denominator. Her and her useless parents.

I am an Actress & a Mom... Glad I got your attention Dina. I gave up acting to raise my precious son. You gave up your daughter to pay your bills... saw alot of Mom's like you at auditions. Do what you need to do and save your daughter. SHE NEEDS HELP & SO DO YOU!

Loved it 6:17

Sam has a great, supportive, smart family.

On the the hand, whenever I see the greasy, starving, coked-up orange mess named Blohon, I just want to slap her worthless parents into the stratosphere.

Every real speck of potential she ever had has been snorted, spray-tanned, vomited, stomped on and left to rot.

I wonder who and where she'd be in life if she'd grown up with a real family who actually gave a damn and wasn't just trying to ensure a steady meal-ticket?

why all the hate.we all don't have to agree.
i will pray for you.

alot of insults here. Peace out everyone
life is to short.

Loved 6:20 too!

6:39 This is the WRONG blog for you.

Go away.

And I loved 6:35 too! There is a lot of good writing tonight. Thanks everyone!

yeah i guess your right i have a heart
thats not full of hatred. have a good
night. peace. everybody/

LMFAO I just tunned in and
GO LILO HATERS WE HEART SAMANTHA
LOHANS ARE CRAPING THERE PANTS OFF!!

A friend told me a few months back that she saw Sam flirting big time with a very light skinned black girl at a club she was working at. My friend said this girl looked like sex on 2 legs and was totally loving Sam's attention.

Lindsays gonna trip the fcuk out when samantha dose a love scene with Heather Locklear!!

Yep, Sam's got a supportive family but she's not a supportive gf, hahaha.

But who would suppport that ugly, old, mentally-ill, gross tard that we call Lindsay Lohan?

Sam, DUMP lindsay ASAP, if you already haven't.

Pharrell is so talented and hot, I'm kind of disappointed in him for going on lame 90210. Nobody even watches this shit. I tried when it first started, but the "acting" was so horrible I didn't even make it through an episode!

I think heather locklear is on Melrose
Place.

doesn't matter that 90210 is a lame show.

what matters is how nuts it will make Hohan.

Lohan clan is in the house!!

Go away you druken idiots LiLo sucks and Samantha is now the "IT Girl"

Go back to the rock you crawled out of..
Lohans have so much hate and jealous that they have no clue how stupid there comments are your booze,Adderial, and drugs make you more stupid than we think. Snort another line dina and ask jeeves what to do you moron

Dina Jay Leno is on in a hour better pull a seat up cause all your calls today that he never returned to you hes gonna blast your ass tonight!!! Cant wait

The skank is nuts, a stalker, and a loser. Everyone knows and agrees now, finally. She is no longer wanted in any of her career industries and laughed at around the world. Maybe she should join the Peace Corp. for a couple of years and not be so self absorbed and idiotic. She probably doesn't have an agent anymore, her mom?, but I would suggest she do charity work in a 3rd world country and help people, instead of stalking, annoying, and subjecting the public to her horrible talent and crappy movies/straight to DVD videos.

Don't be so harsh people!!!! :)

FYI YA ALL!!

NOT TO GET OFF SUBJECT "BUT" IT APPEARS THAT YOU GUYS ALL THINK THAT SINGAPORE IS SOME KIND OF CONCERT WHEN ITS REALLY ISNT

GOOGLE IT

IT ABOUT RACE CARS OVERSEAS JUST LIKE HERE IN DAYTONA ITS A BIG RACE AND A BIG THING

THATS WHY WHEN LL CALLED THE CEO AND BEGGED THE CEO THAT SHE WILL HOST IT HE WAS DUMB FOUNDED HE EVEN SAID I HAD NO IDEA LL HAD A INTREST IN FORMULA 1 RACE CARS
BUT HE DID SAY THAT HE KNEW THAT SAMANTHA RONSON WAS DJing ALL THE PARTYS AND SAID WINK WINK WE KNOW WHY SHE WILL WORK THIS FOR FREE

ANYWAY IN A NUT SHELL THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS AND KAT AND VICTORY BECKEM PULLED OUT WAS CAUSE THEY ALSO THOUGHT THIS WAS A CONCERT AND DIDNT WANT TO DO IT DUE TO THE FACT THEY DIDNT WANT THERE CELEB STATS LINKED TO DOING A CAR RACE EVENT

ANY "A" LIST CELEB THAT WAS ASKED TO HOST THIS THOUGHT IT WAS A CONCERT WHEN THEY FOUND OUT IT WAS A RACECAR EVENT THEY PULLED OUT

LINDSAY GOT WIND THAT THERE WAS A SPOT OPEN AND JUMPED RIGHT ON IT
YEAH THE BUSY GIRL THAT IS SO HARD AT WORK HAD TIME TO HOST A EVENT SHE HAS NO CLUE WHAT IT IS ABOUT
lINDSAY WILL NOW GET A WAKE UP CALL BE ANOTHER DAY THAT THE INDUSTRY LAUGHS AT HER CAUSE SHE WAS SO CLUELESS TO WHAT SHE THOUGHT WOULD BE A GOOD STATS TO HER WHILE SHE STALKED HER LOVER
YES THERE WILL BE ALOT OF BANDS PLAYING JUST LIKE DAYTONA BUT EVERYONE THAT IS INVOLVED ALREADY HAS ISSUED A "DO NOT LET LINDSAY LOHAN NEAR ME" STATS EVEN SAMNATHA HAS PPL LOOKING OUT FOR HER THERE IS EVEN WORD OUT THAT LINDSAYS LITTLE SISTER SMOKES AND THE THE ATTORITYS SHOULD BE WATCHING HER. IN SINGAPORE YOU MUST BE 18 YEARS OLD TO SMOKE GOOD LUCK TO LILO THIS ISNT LA AND THIS ISNT WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR THATS WHY ALL THE "A" LIST PULLED OUT AND THEY PICKED YOUR SORRY "Z" LIST UP!!
NITE NITE ALL JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS TA TA FOR NOW

I HEART SAMANTHA!!! BEVERLY HILLS 90210 YOU WILL ROCK IT GIRL!!

I ♥ RONSONS

LOHANS SUX

FYI F1 ROCKS = Forumal Race Car Rocks=rock concert
Every European is into this Just like every USA is into Daytona
Lindsay had no clue what she got herself into!!

Thats why all the "A" list celebs pulled out they thought it was a singapore concert

Lindsay is now the more so Laughing stock even more so that LL thought she was out doing the PussyCat Dolls an Victoria that chance will NEVER happen

The best is Monster Mother thoght this was a concert too

she even sent ALI
in hopes that her big break would come tonight ha ha ha to the Lohans once AGAIN!!!

Lohans "career" is OVER!!!!!

8:22 hahaha so true

Funny, so funny. They are so dumb, they probably don't even know how to Google it or need the money so bad, they'll take anything at this point. Long flight for 2 min. of so called work - lol. What idiots, is this part of the younger slut's, I mean sis, home schooling. The mom should be checked out by child services - both sluts, I mean tramps, I mean daughters, act like they are 10 yrs. old.

you're a "hater" if you blast lindsay,according to her empty-headed defenders...what are they then when they're blasting samantha and her family...must be haters themselves.
they're just too stupid to see their hypocrisy.

Amanda Seyfried is a wonderful young actress to watch!!
So much more talented than Lohan and so great in "Big Love".

6:26pm...good post,but forget about dina being able to do anything to help,she's useless and just as damaged as her daughter.she's the main reason lindsay is f-up to begin with.

it's a win-win situation for lindsay. get paid for the job and a chance to stalk sam.

Lohan:Ungaro is going to fire me.
SamRo:Sorry looser no time to talk between DJing and acting I've got NO time to talk to you.
Hahahaha.

Maybe Lohan needs a new manager. That mother of hers isn't worth sh*t.

This girl Sam is kicking ass,full schedule of high-paying DJ gigs,now an acting gig...all while the umemployed LiLo follows her around like a lost puppy.

Absolutely! Sam Lufti would make a fine manager for her! Just look under a few rocks and he'll eventually crawl out!

Whose the real Star now ?..Lying Lohans
Whose the real Star ?

No high end manager or agent would consider working with this dumb ho, unless it was a bet or a pet project (anal licking involved by the tramp). Her career is over, too many other choices that the public likes, has more talent, prettier, not a lunatic, and will provide a bigger draw. Her track record is a string of flops. She should find another line of work, such as porn. Actually that's gross, how about at Wendy's (she "worked" at that yogurt shop lately).

Funny how White Doprah is quick to be dismissive of this "2 bit part", but Oh
that "2 bit part" Lindsay has in 'Machete' is gonna take her right back to the top.
Enjoy that padded room White Doprah,it ain't happening.

Samantha is really going to appreciate that the girls on 90210 bathe regularly.

Now its all about the Ronsons.

Soon it'll be the Lohans Who?

10:37 who are the Lohans????

10:19 LOL!!!!


And also that they don't need PILLS to exist and aren't followed around by their Aunts.

More proof of Bloho's descent into Bimboland--the latest twitpic that SHE chose to post:

WASTED
GREASY
BALDING
UNHIP CLOTHES
FAT LIPS
DESPERATE


and even though it's only a photo, the B.O. manages to seep through.

5:29 Did you see the bruises on her legs
LMFAO bruises on legs and her left arm has a ton of scares on it from cutting
she is completely GROSSSS

Bald-han is a Mental case!! True Fact!!

Lindsay Lohan is a Skank and a Loser!!!

Following her to Singapore,Lindsay is Samantha's shadow...now she has to deal with living in her shadow.
Sam is the vip now.Sucks to be a LIEhan.

Samantha is the new "It Girl" she can rack in the comments boo-hoo low-hans

Samantha is Emmy material - Lindsay is Razzie

FYI:
Lindsays just finished filming of a film with De Niro and Jessica Alba. And she has two others that are in-production and will be released in 2010.

And so you know, I do not like or dislike any od this girls.

i luv samro, shes soooo fit im straight but i wud turn 4 her lol.howeva i am a big fan of rohan, lilo n sam 4eva theyre made 4 each other.sam doesnt reply 2 tweets or show her affection, i think she shows it 2 lilo behind closed doors.go rohan

Samantha is the IT girl & Lindsay is the SH!TS girl.

What song was played during that episode? like what was the group that sung at the party?

What song was played during that episode? like what was the group that sung at the party?