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Samantha Ronson Reveals Bruised Face Following Bike Accident
Posted on Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:50 PM PDT
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Samantha Ronson has posted this photo and the following message on Twitter:
- "Let this be a lesson... if you have a driver's license you probably don't need to be on a bmx bike."
SamRo adds, "Wear a helmet kids!!!"
Lindsay's ex reportedly had finished a gig at The Brig in Venice, and while riding her bike coming home, a car crashed into her.
Looks nasty, but we're glad she's okay.
Read what Samantha posted about being stuck at home ... after the jump.
SamRo writes on Tumblr:
- literally- woke up this morning with my eyebrow stuck to my pillow and my fat lip trying to swallow my face ... someone asked me the other day what ice cream i would want if i was stuck at home with only one flavour- i think i’m going to have to go with sorbet, coz you can’t drink cookies and cream through a straw, as i have since found out. chicken soup and ensure are about my only choices, yup i am officially 87.
smoking cigarettes out of the corner of my mouth (the corner without the swelling) and obsessing over my swollen left eye that i’m sure is going to seal shut for life… at least that’s what I told my doctor to convince him to make a house call today. so far it’s working, i don’t care if he thinks i’m an insane hypochondriac, my vanity is overtaking everything else and i can’t really watch tv or play video games with one and a quarter eyes, so i’m f***ing bored. bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
my mother always says “only boring people get bored” well, it’s official I am crazy boring. but i also look so fucked up that my sweet assistant feels bad enough to work on a saturday/sunday and bring me food etc. so much jerry’s deli yesterday i am no longer being picky and will eat anything that can fill my stomach enough to take a painkiller.
the moral of this story, f**k exercise. and bmx bikes are for kids who have far less height to fall.
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Comments
Are you quite sure Lindsay did not work her over good?
It looks like she put her face near Paris (Wonky McValtrex) crotch.
What an improvement!
Did the doctor hook her up to the chemo drug citsplatnin? Maybe he should before she gets lung cancer.
What thirtysomething rides a BMX bike at 3am in the middle of the street? Hell, what thirtysomething rides a BMX bike period?
She still looks better than untalented Lohan.
Yes! They should hook her up to a bag of chemo and an oxygen tank. What a tool.
Yes! They should hook her up to a bag of chemo and an oxygen tank. What a tool.
Lieho Klepto will never let go of Samantha.
Didn't she dump Lindsay?
LOCK UP LINDSAY
DOESNT LOOK THAT MUCH DIFF FROM HER NORMAL "BAGS UNDER HER EYS SO BIG SHE COULD A HIDE SMALL DOG" SELF
YUCK she looks gross, as always. What's new?
Karma definitely hit her right in the face....
Only attention whores post pics of their "injuries". I think it's a lil' desperate and bad taste, but that's just my honest opinion. Other "celebs" just stay in bed, recover and get over with it. There's no need to show your injuries to the rest of the world. I personally find this "attention whoring"
Lindsay is a much bigger attention whore.
But she is lying low at the moment in order to put one over on the new judge. But she is still going to the slammer.
Sam looks pretty cute.
4:26
Agreed! this screams ATTENTION! I mean, I feel bad for her, but really? Posting pics of your bruised face on twitter? A big NO-NO. Celebrities who do these kinda things know it will end up in the news and that sites like TMZ and X17 will pick it up.
This pic made me think of Tila Tequila who posted a pic of her bruised and battered face after she was attacked. Or Michael Lohan who showed his injuries (cuts on his arms) to the media. Yeah, Tila, ML and SamRo are loving the attention, otherwise you would keep it private. (Photos of Rihanna's bruised face is another story, coz those were taken by the Police)
Were they 69ing each other and Lindsey kicked her in the face in the throes of passion?
Hey Editor,
You missed an F-Bomb up there! But I think it is way better without all the editing.
DiHo and LieHo invented attention whoring.
Ugly either way.
When two females rubb there clits together and come its called "scissoring". That prolly what happened and someone got kiccked in the face. its only love marks after all.
Oh no Sam, using picture effects??? Ughhh
Sam comes from a higher class family than the Lohans. What does she want with Lindsay who will never change. Sam can do better.
Looking so HAWT!
The Lohans calling anyone else a attention whore is effin hilarious.
Is there anything they won't do for money?
yeah so much for being a private person. private person my ass. a twitpic of her bruised face and she tweets every little detail of her life. if you follow her on twitter you know which meds she takes (painkillers and atibiotics), which bike it was (bmx), what she eats ( ice cream and chicken soup with a straw), that her assistant takes care of her and the list goes on and on. talk about overshare, which celeb who doesn't like attention does that? she has changed for the worse imo. my mind changed when i saw a pap video of her and john mayer some time ago. she was doing acrobatic stunts with him in front of the paparazzi. she even wanted to unzip his pants. drunk or not, i could not imagine any other celeb doing that in front of the paps, not even t tequila. just imagine lindsay doing acrobatic stunts with mayer in front of the paps.
Loserrr
Is Sam still with Lieho?
Two women going down on each other is condemned by God!
Hellfire awaits them!
Ha! Who knew Samantha Ronson would be a bigger drama queen and AW than all the Lohans together. Photo ops with a divorced yoga teacher (yes they were smirking and the yoga teacher looked at the paps) and posting pics to show her facial bruises.
She says she was bored? That does not reflect well on Lindsay being with her. The honeymoon is officially over.
Lohans must be posting here badmouthing Sam. What gives?
"Instant karma's gonna get you, gonna look you right in the face" John Lennon
Lindz is addicted to Samantha and greatful for every crumb she gets. Such a loser.
LL needs to lick her bruises clean for foreplay.
4.45/1 Yup, I like them both, but LL is more private than SR. LL doesn't reveal too much on twitter, she actually quite boring to follow and doesn't talk to paps (SR sometimes does when she's alone with paps). LL doesn't give much interviews either. We read a lot about LL on the net, but it's always coming from sources, not from her own mouth. Anyway, I like them both and hope SR will feel better soon........AND that Rohan will reconcile.
Someone's graving attention again. Of course she's not a private person. Otherwise she wouldn't wanna date one of the most talked about & photographed women on planet earth. Samantha is better at hiding, that's all. Lindsay and Samantha are more alike than most people think and both like drama.
no one would know who this fool is if it weren't for you,linsey. (except some clubheads in la,ny). the majority never heard of her pre-linsey
@4.26pm get your "honest opinion" and shove it up your a-hole where its more welcome! Samantha hasn't shared the pic of her injuries with the rest of the world, after many requests from her fans she posted it on her webpage. TMZ and X17 have gone onto her site and copied the image onto theirs and made a story out of it, and got the facts wrong too! Do your research before you post comments.....Samantha doesnt like attention and is a very private person.
Guys this is the only way she can get attention these days. Staged pics with a middle-aged yoga woman that looks like Lindsay's mom pics of her bruised face made headlines. X17 calls her Lindsay's ex instead of Dj and that's exactly what she is and always will be .. Lindsay's ex.
UGLY MTFU STILL ALIVE?
Thanks Samantha for revealing this beautiful shot of yourself, but will you please crawl back under the rock you came from? It was nice not seeing your face on any sites anymore for a long time.
Look at her: She looks much better now that she's not with Lindsay anymore Lmao. She looks happy and healthy in this pic, right? Yoga does a body good. Looking fresh-faced, girl. Keep it up lol!
Yup you're officially 12. Grow the f*** up Ronson! BMX bike? My mummy always says..? Yes, BMX bikes are for kids, not for 33 yr-old women. And stop playing head games with a 24-old girl who just left rehab. Behave like a grown-up for once.
7:01 get a pair of glasses that yogi bitch is so ugly she looks like she got hit in the face with a pan
Yeah hot, fugster Ronson kissing a Dina-look-alike. I'm still recovering from seeing those pics and this one. #AW-ing
@7.01 happier these days? we haven't seen pics of her since those kissing pics and now this twitpic posted by sam herself and wow, she looks happy NOT. there were no pap pics b/c no one cares about sam or a unknown older LA based yoga teacher. get a grip already.
KARMA
why would a 34 year old woman be riding a bike at 3 in the morning???? she prob had one two many jack and cokes.grow up Sam you have a beautiful redhead that loves you
this girl is so ugly i feel bad for her.she is lucky she got to go out with LL
when she was with LL she said she didnt like all the attn she got,so what does she do she tries to pull john mayers zipper down,she makes sure she got papped kissing that poor ugly yoga chick near a dumpster and now she takes a picture of herself .wait she needs all this attn after all she has a record coming out.
i'm sorry but over the last few months she's fast becoming a laughing stock. what a fake image and aw. i loved the private, down to earth samantha, don't like the way she behaves right now, so not like her. i dunno, maybe fame has gotten to her head. seems like she has changed, lilo's still the same person.
7:28 that is an insult to Medusa lol. SR does look like her mother ewwwww
Was that a real bike accident? It looks more like a beat-up.
Samantha is sweet. Lindsay Lohan is a gutter pig with a rat face.
She pulled Meyer's zipper because she wanted to see what all the fuss was about with him and his little knackwurst.
Lindsay must like Sam dirty and unwashed cuz she licks her snatch clean whenever Sam lets her And says thank you.
Maybe Lohan can finally get over Ronson after seeing this pic lulz. What was Lohan thinking all those years? She needs an eye check asap. She can date whoever she wants and she wants Ronson? Oh well, it's her life. Maybe she moves on this time. And Ronson's still not over Lohan, because that yoga chick looked like Lohan's mom Dina. But I'm afraid Lohan and Ronson will end up together again. Guess those crazy Rohan fans are right, it's never over. I wish she would move on, oh well. Time will tell.
Sam looks so adorable you wanna just kiss her and make her feel better. If she hasn't dumped that horrid POS named Lindsay yet she should do so.
R O H A N . I S . N E V E R . O V E R
awww samantha i love you
I hope you feel better.♥♥♥
Lindsay strikes me as a sensitive, sweet girl (and not the spoiled b*tch the media portrays her to be). Samantha strikes me as a more arrogant, cold-hearted, selfish person (just from what I see on twitter and in pap vids). Maybe it's far from reality, but that's just the impression I get.
RELIGIOUS BIGOT.
What's wrong with her?
Is this really necessary? Even if 'your fans ask you to do so'?
Every celebrity knows tabs will pick it up. Hello, photos of celebrity's injuries always end up in blogs. Why post it? Keep some things private, woman!
go sam
Sammy loves Lindsay and Lindsay loves Sammy.
True love doesn't have a happy ending, because true love NEVER ends.
home improvement?
a car crashed into her ???
I think we all knew that SCHLINDSAY SHOuLD NEVeR HAVE GOTTEN HER LICENSE BACK. I know, right?
a car crashed into her ???
I think we all knew that SCHLINDSAY SHOuLD NEVeR HAVE GOTTEN HER LICENSE BACK. I know, right?
a car crashed into her ???
I think we all knew that SCHLINDSAY SHOuLD NEVeR HAVE GOTTEN HER LICENSE BACK. I know, right?
a car crashed into her ???
I think we all knew that SCHLINDSAY SHOuLD NEVeR HAVE GOTTEN HER LICENSE BACK. I know, right?
Didn't she once tweet about girls who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down? Wow you're one to talk, Miss Ronson. Damn, she didn't just get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the whole damn tree.
Let me guess she put the photo on twitter so Lindsay would come runing ?
Got no work or money again Sam ??
7.01 (I'm 6.31) it's called sarcasm. She looks awful and sad.
She knows how the media works and she's not naive, so she knew gossip sites will post her picture. I somewhat agree that posting pix of injuries is something peeps like Michael Lohan would do, but hey whatever makes her happy. She even added special effects with iPhoto. Classy.
hahaha...so where was Lindsay at the time?? Did Samantha see who was drivin the car??
Pity she's a fascist.
How did she get a black eye on BOTH eyes?
2011 will be the worst year ever for Linday Lohan
The comments about the Ronsons being more classy than the Lohan's is crazy....girl can't even bathe....Is that what you people justify as classy? YUCK!..... Attention whore!
Guess being green sometimes hurts. Get well soon.
Was Lindsay riding the the bike? We know what a jealous Bitch she is.
Hope you feel better soon. Road Rash is nasty especially with the summer heat starting up,
Watch out, Lindsay was probably behind the wheel of the car after having a few pops and lines.
If you can't handle a BMX on drugs you should NEVER drive a car !