Samantha's MARRIED? To Who?!

They need to resolve their issues before they consider marriage.

COOL. hopefully x17 has learned not to harrass them 24/7.
anyone who writes about negative views on these two have just one thing ----
good ole envy

I hope this bitch and lindsay die of aids.

I want nothing more than for these 2 to get hitched. I hope they've learned a lesson tho'. Keep it simple, and keep the drama behind closed doors. Privacy is a good thing, ladies!

awwwwwwwwww! love the dog!

Lindz and Sam probably had mind blowing make-up sex! Oh to be a fly on the wall when these two made up! Now go on, get married girlz!

hahahahahaa....oh man now THAT'S FUNNY! These two are the town jokes, even in GAY CIRCLES!

No they are not. Go read the Advocate praising Lindsay and Sam was a DJ at a gay&Lesbian center couple of days ago and the ladies adore her.

Sorry, the dog is gross. The owner's poses are gross. But Blohan is the grossest of them all.

YEA - THE FUGLY HOs JUMPED OVER THE BROOMSTICK THREE TIMES.

THEY'RE HONEYMOONING ON THE ISLE OF STRAP-ON.

I'm fat, lonely and I smell like ass. My hair is purple and I drink A LOT. Maybe this will explain why I am attracted to these 2 freaks of nature. dayum!

the dog is adorable and no I do not mean Sam... she's foul

of course my puggle pup is cuter ...

loooooove the dog!!! he is good at photoshoot!! lilo must have taught him that

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Lindz and Sam probably had mind blowing make-up sex! Oh to be a fly on the wall when these two made up! Now go on, get married girlz!
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ur kidding right?

imagining the disgusting ugly SaMAN with a strap on doing that filthy ginge is enough to make me lose my lunch. thanks

oh my dan, me too.

this creep makes me sick

"Strap on"? Somebody never watched The L Word! LMFAO!!!!!

its a joke samantha did this cause people were comenting on how she changed her relationship status from single to complicated before so she thought it would be funny and it is cause people belive it.love cadillac he is just so cute and i don't even like dogs and i am scared of dogs but cadillac is the most adorable dog ever.go samantha thanks for posting

Why would I ? different strokes for different folks. why is it the only souls that are "allowed" an opinion are the twisted ones?

don't worry dan ... I watch the L word and live vicariously thru lindz & sam cuz no man would ever touch my fat drunken ass. I smell like ass every day every nite every season... it just is , dayum!

One thing I don't understand (OK, there's more than one thing!). If lesbians are so called men haters and embrace their feminine side, why the hell do they always try to LOOK like men? Look at SAM - she's about as butch as you can get! Frankly I don't see the attraction there. If you are going to bed someone who LOOKS so much like a man, why not just bed a man to begin with? Reminds me of that Camry commercial. Sam is about as attractive as the north end of a south bound pig.

Wow, Lohan has hit bottom, if she'd marry this, uh, whatever it is!

Sam is probably incredible in bed. She probably has a loving and tender side, too. At any rate, I hope they keep their relationship out of the media this time around and GET MARRIED!

sarcasm people, sarcasm...
oh and cadillac is cute !

So, I don't quite get it. Lesbians love women & p*ussy, carpet cleaning & all that, don't like/hate men, totally butch themselves out, yet use strap-on's, dildo's whatever. What give's?

OK, if it's a choice for a friend/companion of between Lindsay, Sam and Cadillac, one guess which is my choice? Hint: it aint Sam and it aint Linz. :-)

Samantha has a sense of humor so I'm guessing she did that a joke becuase everyone went crazy over her changing her status to it's complicated.

married? gawd! how ridiculous is that ??

I'd marry a woman cuz no man wants my fat ass. dayum!

I've been practicing my yoga (NOT easy when you are bottom heavy ) ... I'm trying to get limber enough to do myself if ya know what I mean. dayum!

I start with a "little tree" air freshener around my big toe (fresh linen scent) to combat the ayssse smell. dayum!

That dog is a better match for Sam anyway.

That dog is a better match for Sam anyway.

she probably did it cause she is tired of people monitoring her status

Does Samnatha know any other pose besides that puckered up look and hunch back?

She's married to those two fingers. Ewww I just threw up a little.

Sam's better looking than the average guy. Better in bed too no doubt.

They give REAL lezzies a bad name. I called this last year and knew all this would happen since Lindsay couldn't handle Brittany getting all the "crazy" coverage and attention.

Why does she always look into the camera like that? It's kind of bizarre. She could be a little pretty if she wasn't so weird.

Oh PUHLEASE!! And you must either be LINDSAY or BLIND! Please fix your spray tan it's gross and effin eat already it's nasty with your tragic case of noassatall!

12:44 I agree. Sam can do it right. Guys can only watch porn and guess at how to do it. I'd munch Lindsay's carpet any day!

Don't you think Sam looks like Don Knotts?

There won't be any marriage if i have any say about it.

Samantha looks like a drug person. She is so skinny and dress like drug guy. She always wear tight clothes and same style. Never seen her with girls clothes, maybe she wants to be guy n not girl. But she is cool also..Whats her real Facebook name or website? I cant find her real f-book. Its like 100 people who use her name in Facebook. So its difficult to find out her real Facebook. Anyone who can say it or give it to me the webside plz do it..Thnx..

I'd let her eat me out! Talk about multiple orgasms! I know she can bring it.

bii-babe,
I thought you were banned from here for life! Is it really you? Dayum girl, you really do smell like azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and grape Nehi with vodka...

Sam's family is probably throwing up in the gutter down the block.

Id munch Sam's carpet any day.

Isn't Tinkerbell a "fairy"? LMFAO!

I'd rather fu**ck Shane.

Yes, a fairy. But not the naughty kind. My voice is like a tinkling bell. I am ill-tempered and vindictive and yet helpful and kind. If I have amused you, then I am happy.

Samantha is cute, cool and smart! That is the best picture of Cadillac ever... he so cute when hi is waiting for Lindsay to arrive...
I really hopethey go back together!

bii who wouldn't want to fu*ck Shane? Dam^n even straight biatches want to fuc*k Shane! I like your taste in women dude!

I cant believe u guys r mentioning Shane on a Sam post. That's an insult to Shane. Sam is dog meat compared to Shane.

She is as bad as Lindsay for courting attention. I wish they would both f**k off and let some other celebs get attention. That is one cut dog tho.

1138 AND 1118, I LOVE IT! THIS IS BEACAUSE SAM IS A STUPID DRUG ADDICT ALONG WITH LOHAN. AND SHE DID IT BECAUSE SHE LIKES ALL THE ATTENTION AS MUCH AS LOHAN.BUT I REALLY WISH LOHAN WOULD MOVE ON TO BETTER THINGS.

I Love Linds, Samantha and Cadillac :):)

good lord does subMANtha ever wash, she has a gray dusk layer either from the smoke or lez grime.

Hey bii, i think that person that's crushing on you must be furiously searching the web cause it got quiet! LOL!

They are both ugly and disgusting. Period!

homosexuality is an ABOMINATION.

sam is cute and cool and sexy- i totally get it and i ain't gay...and she is obviously messing with the media. lol

I'm not gay but I do see Sam's appeal. I've seen interviews of her where she was very funny and sarcastic. I don't understand the odd "mugging" to the camera that she does. When she smiles she is kind of pretty.

That bitch is so ugly and I'm not talking about the dog.

gosh is she homely looking man o man

i am not into women normally but sam is kind of girlcrush worthy-the whole tomboy style she is rocking is kind of sexy

which is the REAL Samantha on facebook?

It's an understatement to say that Shane *drools* is in a class of her own BUT so is Samantha; the girl's funny, smart, talented, sweet with a good heart!..Why can't you people just accept the fact!..Lindsay's madly in-love with her, for just being her! - (and she'd been in-love for yeeeaars as does Samantha; and considering this IS Lindsay's longest relationship in history!!)..Isn't it Obvious & Clear enough for all you Skanky Moronic Haters out there that Lindsay and Samantha are THE REAL DEAL and please STOP ALL YOUR BULLSHIT COMMENTS ALREADY!!..Your comments are gross; not Lindsay or Sam!..and might I add that Cadillac sure completes the "Happy Family" scenario..She's such a cute, adorable pup!..
I AM SO HAPPY and I WISH Lindsay and Samantha (or perhaps, Mrs.& Mrs. Ronson..lol) a long, happy life....Together!

Love you, Linds, Sam!! :)


Peace out.

Samantha Ronson is not a guy, what a strange sickness.

I loooooooove Caddillac :)! I think i'll take that dog away to my house

That pic of Sam is so scary. The dog is so cute.

And we should care about all of this crap why?

He*ll Id do Sam for the incredible sex. I need to change my moniker from bii-babe to lez-babe. Fu*ck me hard girl!

bii you really threw your stalker a bone girl! He's frantically searching the internet now because u mentioned the main bi*tch! You rock! He's pathetic! Run Ron Run! HA! LMFAO!

8:59 Don't be dissing Shane girlfriend. Shane is a god, goddess, freaking rock star. Id KILL to spend one night with her!

I SURE SAM IS REALLY REALLY GREAT IN BED.. MAKES LILO MOAN A LOT..FOR SURE WHEN SAM COMES HOME SHE AND LILO PERFORM THEIR RED HOT SODOMY MARATHON OVER AND OVER AGAIN.. WHO KNOWS, FEW WEEKS FROM NOW THEY GONNA TIE THE KNOT PRIVATELY!!! THAT WOULD BE THE GREATEST THING FOR BOTH OF THEM..GROWING OLD TOGETHER...GO GUYS GET HITCHED ASAP!!! PLEASE...

Go onnnn girls, don't listen the people talking bad about you two. The happiness in your hand not their. You both always good couple. God bless you