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Posted on Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:37 AM PDT
Sigh - you'd think being a devastatingly beautiful and talented young actress would be enough for a starlet like Scarlett Johansson, but noooooooooooooo; some music-hating ass had to go and convince her to put together an album of Tom Waits covers. Well, the video for "Falling Down", the album's first single, hit the 'net this morning, so, uh, "enjoy":
We're very, very sorry.
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Comments
THIS WHORE HAS ALL THE PHYSICAL "EQUIPMENT" NECESSARY FOR A GREAT NIGHT IN BED.
SOFT, PILLOW-CUSHION LIPS THAT SHOULD PROVIDE A GREAT C**K-SUCKING EXPERIENCE
A NICE ASS FOR SOME GREAT VISUALS WHEN PLOWING HER DOGGIE-STYLE FROM BEHIND
A GREAT SET OF TITS TO STROKE YOUR BONE BETWEEN
AND A DELIGHTFUL FACE ON WHICH TO UNLOAD THE "END-PRODUCT" OF THE MALE SEX ACT
OH, HER SINGING SUX, BUT WHO CARES?
That wasn't even singing....it was just crap. Awful!
OMG!!! That WAS pretty awful...when I first heard she was doing an album, it didn't sound like a great idea, but thought maybe we'd all be pleasantly surprised....welllll, SURPRISE!!!! Duh!!!!!
Seriously, does she think this crap will sell? It made me almost wish I was deaf.
I honestly don't think it's as bad as people are making it out to be. I love Scarlett!
It is indeed horrible!
it wasn't toooo bad.. Maybe if her voice wasn't so deep it would've been better
someone give me a pencil quick, so I can stick it in my eye & distract from the pain in my ears
I liked it!
Thank god shes not some stupid pop or hip hop chic. The sound fits her well!
You all just want her to be shaking her ass like a slut and singing about a boy she has a crush on while rollerskating or some dumb shit!
I think my ears just exploded from listening to that mess...
Most of you think her singing is awful but why hers?
What about Britney and Mariah Carey and all of that catagory who sing like they are in the 5th grade about boys and shit? Now that shit is dumb!
I like her voice its very unique and real. I think she may have something here! Go Scarlett! Show up all those stupid hip hop whores!
i like it.. i think she has a very different and nice voice
You people were just expecting her to be another dumb american no talent sex kitten shaking her ass and singing about having a crush or revieling her deepest sexual desires. I liked it and I like her more now after doing that!
12:40,
I like it to!
Thank god shes not all hip hop or what ever you call that!
i agree 12:39! i really like her voice.. at least its DIFFERENT and much better than all those talantless idiots like the simpson sisters and britney spears
She is a terrible singer. She presumably selected these songs because they would be appropriate for her voice. Unfortunately her voice is not appropriate for music.
It was awful. Her voice is horrible. She can't sing, but she'sm a good actress. That's all. I think Britney is better than her. Scarlett has too deep voicee for this song
that was awful
1:10,
I cant believe you think Britney is better than her!
Britney is part of that B.S hip hop group or whatever that shit is. Those peoples are the talentless ones. Her voice is deep but its really unique and It sounds good. Shes gonna have alot of luck I think. Not with the 12 year olds of this country but with the more mature group. If you really think Britney is talented Im guessing your a horney mexican man or mabey a young person. Just sayin!
I think the majority of people who keep up with this site are completley brain washed into thinking music is good if your blonde, you shake your ass, and you look like a barbie. Seriously people I cant believe this didnt apeal to you. I think she got some REAL talent.
the song itself is interesting, its her SINGING, even tho its supposed to b deep, its just BAD u kno
oh em gee. That was atrocious. Seriously. She really needs to stick to acting. Her video makes Heidi whateverhernameis's video look Grammy worthy. wow... I can't get the monotone "falling down.." out of my head.
painful!
2:37, How can you compare her to Heidi?
All heidi did was wiggle around on the beach. You call that talent? Scarlett is going to do well you will see! You people dont know what talent is and no its not wiggly girls in baithing suits or trainwrecks shaking their ass. That shit is so over rated!
I actually loved it...the music video definitely helped too
I really liked it but then again I have good taste.
I really liked it but then again I do have good taste.
Scarlett the beautiful!!!! ... Please don't sing anymore!
Scarlett the beautiful!!!! ... Please don't sing anymore!
SCARLETT BETTER BE ABLE TO SING LIVE CUZ THIS TYPE OF MUSIC GENRE DOESNT SUIT LIPSYNCHING. THIS IS THE FINISHED,CLEANED UP VERSION SO IT SOUNDS GOOD LETS WAIT FOR THE LIVE PERFORMANCE THEN DETERMINE IF SHE CAN MAKE IT. SCARLETT DOESNT HAVE A RECORD DEAL SO THAT SHOULD TELL THAT NO ONE WANTED TO INVEST IN HER. THE MUSIC IS DEFINATELY NOT FOR EVERYONE BUT SHE CAN MAKE A KILLING IN SALES LIKE NORA JONES WHO HAS 5 OR 6 GRAMMYS AND HAS SOLD OVER 40MILLION RECORDS. I PERSONALLY DIDNT GET CAPTIVATED CUZ I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING IN HER VOICE AND THE SONG IS A LITTLE BLAND. GOOD LUCK TO HER.
I like her.. but singing..??? OMG girl! whoever told you to do it must really hate you, it is terrible!!!
Is this a joke?
I think the song is rather nice. I have no problem. Her voice has texture, she sings on-key. The arrangement is beautiful. It is the video that I don't like. It seems rather narcissistic and self-indulgent. It's not anything we can relate to, although the director clearly intended it to be organic and evoke an empathetic reaction. Do we really need to see Scarlett being made-up? Is that dramatic or something? Is that really what's dramatic in her life? I mean, if they wanted to make something"raw" and "real", they should've dug deeper. Maybe shown her crying or alone, at night, in her apartment. Something human. The video unfortunately felt artificial. But the song, I thought, was lovely. Great production on it. She clearly got top people to work on it.
Personally I think she is way overrated as an actress...as for her"singing"...well that's pretty painful to the ears as well,she's so monotone and flat sounding...
ALANIS MORISSETTE 'FLAVORS OF ENTANGLEMENT' OUT JUNE 02, 2008!
Omg what was that? It was terrible sorry stick to acting Scarlet
The fact that it's different doesn't make it good. Scarlett's voice sucks.
I love this song - I think her voice is unique and definitely something that can only be marketed to people with brains - people who know the history of music - GO SCARLETT!!!
scarlett is a good actress. the song just isn't the right choice to start off her singing career. i'm not trying to be a hater, but her voice sounds robotic and unpleasant. hopefully her other songs don't sound like this one. good luck scarlett.
i totally agree with you 2:37!! ewww that was awful...even britney sounds better :p and i agree with 6:40 too!.. i kinda like her as an actress, she's really gorgeous but scarlett stick to acting!!!!!!your singing is EARS-HURTING
OMG!!!! THAT WAS REALLY BAD, SICK TO BEING JUST AN ACTRESS
I liked it and I think its a great video. A good one for pre teen girls so they can see all the preperation that goes in to looking "hollywood pretty". Us normal people dont have to go threw all that to look pretty so just imagine those hollywood beauties must not be as beautiful as we think they are w/o all that preperation.
She picked a great song and i like her Voice,but she sang the song in one line nothing special-----------------------.
UGH!!! HORRIBLE!