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Woody Allen Is The Greatest Director Alive
Posted on Thu Feb 7, 2008 08:31 AM PDT
Well, it looks like Woody Allen's decided to give everyone on earth at least one reason to see his upcoming movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona - a steamy lesbian sex scene between Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz!
According to an insider who spoke to PageSix.com, the scene promises to be "extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping."
The two also allegedly get it on with Javier Bardem, who plays Penelope's husband in the film.
Yeesh, sounds like this movie's gonna have more action than a whole night of Cinemax - not that we're complaining, mind you!
So, uh, anyone else ready to line up for tickets?
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Comments
"red-tinted photography dark room" awww we won't be able to see shit!!
eww ! no thanks! woody allen is a perv!
All these Hollywood bitches have some lesbian in them because they are tired of the Chorizo so the become donut bumpers!!
oh my, oh my. extremely erotic? yes!!! Penelope is extremely erotic by herself, i can't wait to see her in action. woody, u better let us see something.
EROTIC FANTASY, SCARLETT- A WHITE PRINCESS AND PENELOPE- AN EXOTIC NATIVE.
I swear these older directors get to have their fantasies played out right in front of them. Look at Stanley Kubrick..he got to watch Tom and Nicole screw in front of him, PRIVATELY,for at least a year .... then he died a happy man.
Actors and actreses who do that are just high paid whores. That' all.
he's a child molester that is what he is now famous for sicko pervert
if penelope cruz is gonna show some skin in this movie it will me a must see for me. this girl is just too HOT and the best pair of eyes of cinema.
I won't be watching. Woody Allen is an immoral idiot, not a brilliant director. He has appealed to his kind during his career. Only a few years ago, he was completely exiled from decent society for having an affair with his stepdaughter, then marrying her. Society has gone to the dogs, and Woody Allen has helped send it there.
Woody Allen is a disgusting child molesting perv! He should be ostrasized cause he a sick mofo & not in a good way!
FUCKING PERVERT!!!
AND A HACK!!!!!
Two ugly bitches getting on is supposed to be a turn on? I don't think so!
Scarlet: BLEGH!
Penelope: DOUBLE BLEGH!!!
I'll pass.
Woody Allen Sucks ass! I lost all respedt for him as a man, director and actor when he married his daughter! Sick fuck! He should be in jail for that.. he and his wife adopted a little girl from another country and lord only knows what he was doing to that girl as a child cause by 18 he was ready to marry her. He's a sick asshole! And to me his movies suck anyway. Fuck him!
And they both have Josh Harnett in common.
I hear that, in the scene...Scarlett sticks her fist up Cruz' ass ....elbow deep..
Meanwhile.....bi-babe is working over half the veggie drawer in the fridge like a champ
I would rather just shove a stapler up my ass...
scarlett is a horseface, and has been tarnished by captain jeter. she looks like courtney love after a shower. yech.
If Penelope Cruz took a shit in my mouth, I would be happy.....unless she had recently eaten cashews....I would consider that a topping.
I dont know what this has to do with lesbian sex.....but do any of you know the best way to transport a giant wood cross doused in gasoline across the city of Boston?
I guess it would be OK to see Cruz & Scarlett having sex.....unless there was a bulls game going on and I had 4 cocks jammed in my mouth and ass.
I pray neither are wearing cheerleader outfits.....it's a total turnoff.
Is one of them a red head with a tucked in nutsack?.........count me in.....and by in.....i mean......I am swallowing cock right now.
I'll only watch this movie if the guy in the scene is BIG PAPI!!!!!!!!!
I'd watch it if the dyke scene was with Betty White and Elizabeth Taylor. I'm not into these young whippersnappers.