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The Only Thing Hotter Than Elton's Oscar Party: Simon Cowell's Girlfriend

oscars.jpgSimon Cowell SCOWELL022507_01.jpgI have one message to relate to the children, it's this: Being on TV makes atrociously hot women come to you.



SCOWELL022507_02.jpgHmm...something's a little off about this picture...

SCOWELL022507_04.jpgMUCH better!

SCOWELL022507_07.jpgThe verdict is in - and it's good!

Hey, you know what they say - women like jerks!

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Posted by: helen

she is mingin!



Posted by: Anonymous

atrociously hot??? huh??? are we seeing the same girl? cute in a masculine way, maybe, but that is FAR from hot!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

That's a maan, baby!



Posted by: Anonymous

WHY IS SIMON SO RED??????



Posted by: CdnGrl

I don't actually think that's she's all that attractive really - maybe it's because she doesn't have a friendly smile. So who is she? X17 never says. Aside from being arm candy, why should we be impressed? Is she smart? Is she a good person? Sorry, but I just don't see why I should give two shits about this entry.



Posted by: helen

her boobs are freaking me out!



Posted by: helen

again.. maybe more famous in the uK - she is a record person she helps people sing and stuff she is alwasy on his team in xfactor (british version of american idol) but she is so ugly it hurts to look at her



Posted by: Anonymous

isn't she a host on one of the tabloid shows like extra or one of those???



Posted by: Anonymous

her face looks like a lizard/dinosaur. are you blind?



Posted by: Anonymous

I have to agree...she isn't all that hot! Ugly? No...but hot she is not!



Posted by: Anonymous

She is JUST avg! Plus she sounds like she's given too many BJ's



Posted by: Anonymous

Yes, she definitely looks like a man. She kind of looks like a spoof character from SNL.



Posted by: Anonymous

Yes, she definitely looks like a man. She kind of looks like a spoof character from SNL.



Posted by: Anonymous

WHY IS SIMON SO RED??????



Posted by: Anonymous

She has NO talent! She just get's job's based on who she's F-ing! She's almost as bad & plain as katie holmes!!



Posted by: Anonymous

isn't she a host on one of the tabloid shows like extra or one of those???



Posted by: Anonymous

YELLOW IS NOT HER COLOR!!!
GOOD GOD!! WITH ALL HIS MONEY YOU WOULD THINK HE WOULD BUY HER A BETTER DRESS!



Posted by: Anonymous

YELLOW IS NOT HER COLOR!!!
GOOD GOD!! WITH ALL HIS MONEY YOU WOULD THINK HE WOULD BUY HER A BETTER DRESS!



Posted by: Anonymous

Atrociously and hot in the same sentance ... not good english. Think atrocious is the right word.



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Posted by: aran

she is a trophy gf-wife, by the way that puddle hair she is wearing (not her hair) it's so horrendous, too much money and not taste, i hope she ate the poor dog.



Posted by: aran

she is a trophy gf-wife, by the way that puddle hair she is wearing (not her hair) it's so horrendous, too much money and not taste.



Posted by: aran

she is a trophy gf-wife, by the way that puddle hair she is wearing (not her hair) it's so horrendous, too much money and not taste.



Posted by: aran

she is a trophy gf-wife, by the way that puddle hair she is wearing (not her hair) it's so horrendous, too much money and not taste.



Posted by: StomachPunch

Hot??!! Are we looking at the same picture of that tranny on meth?



Posted by: StomachPunch

Hot??!! Are we looking at the same picture of that tranny on meth?



Posted by: Anonymous

um. i hope this is sarcasm, x17. that chick is fug.



Posted by: bb

That is far from hot. As a matter of fact she is one of the ugliest women I have ever seen.



Posted by: aneurysm

she's pretty & simon is a doll.



Posted by: Anonymous

She is fugly! You call that hot? She looks like a fucking dinosaur. Simon needs to get a real haircut. Plus he's a real dick!



Posted by: Anonymous

she is not pretty at all, she is one of the ugliest girls ive seen on this site? who hell thinks shes is good looking???



Posted by: Anonymous

she is not pretty at all, she is one of the ugliest girls ive seen on this site? who hell thinks shes is good looking???



Posted by: lea

she is ugly with capital U lol!!



Posted by: Ralph

She is just ok! its looks like she has a push up bra for an A cup. I would hit that if i had 2 40oz of mickeys!



Posted by: Ang

Oh come on, she's cute. And I like her on Extra.

She's got to have a pretty good sense of humour to put up with Simon - imagine what he'd be like to live with!

But the real question - is that massive rock on THAT finger a loaner or something more???



Posted by: Lindsey

I don't think she's attractive AT ALL!! Her nostrils are always flared out and she has horrible hair.

I agree w/ the person that said that she looks like a Lizzard or a dinosaur.



Posted by: Anonymous

She's a mix between Corinne Bailey Rae and Maya Rudolph



Posted by: anonymous

She ALMOST fell running to Simon's side when I dealt with him on a professional matter.(I'm a chick.) She's unattractive without makeup & I'm amazed Simon puts up with her jealousy/insecurity. You can also tell that given the opportunity, he would go out on her in a millisecond!



Posted by: Anonymous

it looks like a transvestite!
yuk!



Posted by: Anonymous

She's stunning! Anyone who says otherwise is clearly jealous.

Simon wouldn't still be with her after five years if he didn't want to be!



Posted by: Heymomma

She looks like an ugly version of big bird from seasame street especially in that dress. She's not hot at all.



Posted by: Roger C.

That's hot? She's tepid at best. If she's all he can muster up he had better get some serious help in the eyesight department.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE IS ONE UGLY BEOCH MAKES ME WANNA PUKE!!!!!!!!



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Posted by: Carolina

Simon! You look like you've been BOILED!! And your halfpart looks halfman. Please reconsider it next time u decide to be taken shots of? Just to let you know so you don't look like a damn fool... This goes against everything u give impression of when ure on tv playing "I'm a badass judge"

P.S! Otherwise, I love you and I think that you are extremely sexy cause both me and you got same kinda humor and way to say things. thought I know I would shock you more then you me...



Posted by: Anonymous

Does she have a name ?



Posted by: Anonymous

yes her name is Terry Seymour



Posted by: Anonymous

What's there so hot?



Posted by: Anonymous

That's a man, baby! Hot you say? How much did Simon pay you for saying that? She looks ugly and sounds terrible. Can't believe she has a job on television. Oh... and if "she" turns out to be a transvestite, then good work honey.



Posted by: Randy

What are you thinking off simon???? GOD! What is more freaky?? She looking like a dude in a dress of cheap material OR it's chest trying it's best to look like female breasts when all it seem to be is a male's chest AND it's unmuscular like going in instead of out. And pushing it up with a bra like that makes it look like it does... WHY not spend a lil money and at least give the thing a pair of boobs man... don't be so cheap!



Posted by: Anonymous

I always thought he and Paula were a thing - he's dating this over her?



Posted by: Anonymous

I always thought he and Paula were a thing - he's dating this over her?



Posted by: I watch too much tv

She used to be on NBC's Las Vegas, she was "the girl from Manchester."

"Glory, Glory Man United,
Glory, Glory Man United. . ."



Posted by: I watch too much tv

She used to be on NBC's Las Vegas, she was "the girl from Manchester."

"Glory, Glory Man United,
Glory, Glory Man United. . ."



Posted by: I watch too much tv

She used to be on NBC's Las Vegas, she was "the girl from Manchester."

"Glory, Glory Man United,
Glory, Glory Man United. . ."



Posted by: lady garden

pls don't confuse her with Sinitta (singer and ex fiancee)-the girl who helps out on all the Idol shows.
His girlfriend is Terri Seymour-don't know what she does (model i think) but sure she is a yank



Posted by: LadyWithClass

Um, ewww. She's sick looking and has a blotchy, orange/brown skin thing going on. She looks like a leech and about the age his daughter could be. Sick, sick! Her hair is fuzzy and done horribly and she has too much makeup on like she's trying to act older. The dress? OMGawd, could it be any more hideous? Blech, blech. Simon looks like he's had too many drinks.



Posted by: Anonymous

you are all just jelouse.
your probs all fugly!!
shes beutiful!!
and even if you thinks shes ugly (which she is blatantly not) then why does that matter.
its simons choice of who he likes and i think they make a gourjus couple!



Posted by: Anonymous

All of Simons girlfriends are ugly! Why is that? Theres that Lennard gal, and that Simetta gal, and now this one? Man, he picks dogs!!! ...and as Simon always says..."I don't mean to be rude, BUT"... LOL

SORRY SIMON, BUT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE SOOOO UGLY ALL THE TIME. I CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY BECOME MODELS ETC... GO FIGURE!



Posted by: Anonymous

Why do so many men like bony women, instead of the perfect and normal size (not to skinny, and not fat)? MAYBE BECAUSE THEY ARE SECRET CHILD MOLESTORS IN THEIR MIND, WHO LIKE BONY WOMENS BODIES, WHICH REMINDS THEM OF A LITTLE KIDS BODY! DID ANYONE EVER THINK OF THAT? SICK, SICK, SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!























Posted by: Anonymous

fuckin hell what is he thinking there are so many beautiful girls out there and he picks her i think him and puala secretly love each other















Posted by: Anonymous

Ewww she is U . G . L . Y. Simon loves Sharon Osbourne.



Posted by: bd

Did you ever hear her voice? I don't know how anyone can stand to listen to her~



Posted by: Anon JHB

shes not so bad u guys are mean, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, How do we know u not ugly?



Posted by: Anonymous

No wonder simon screams his own name during sex, looking her, shocking Simon!



Posted by: Chrissy

Simon.... You can do waaaay better than her!! It is easy to see that he is all about herself. Go for a more compassionate woman... As you are too sweet for her.



Posted by: Chrissy

Sorry... SHE is all about herself!!! Simon, YOU are sweet!!!



Posted by: Chrissy

Life is too short Simon... Please find someone who is beautiful on the INSIDE as well as the outer appearance. She is a little too cold around the heart. I would never treat you that way.



Posted by: nanda aditya

simon!!
why you choose her????

i'm here..
waiting for your attantion...

i love you so much..

^-^







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