Posted on Tue Jan 11, 2011 07:00 AM PDT
Who knew she could read, much less write?! Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi signed copies of A Shore Thing at Borders in New York yesterday and frankly we CAN wait to buy it!
The Wall Street Journal's Speakeasy sums up the book this way: "The girls go out, meet misogynistic losers, and have a variety of adventures involving sex bets, firefighters, revenge-seeking high school frenemies and even a brush with a shark."
And a few select passages from this masterpiece:
"She didnâ€™t like being called a slut, either. Even if she was."
"But now, like a chronic STD, Gia was back."
"Sorting through jerkoffs to find a decent man takes time. But you have to do it, or else become a lesbian."
Check out the trailer for the book (since when do BOOKS have TRAILERS?):
Will YOU be buying Snook's book?
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