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Heidi & Spencer Show Us How To Be Famous
Posted on Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:50 AM PDT
Rule #1 in How To Be Famous: When engaging in shameless self-promotion of your guide to fame-whoring, make sure your eyes are open and you're actually holding the book upright so people can read the title!
Speidi committed the fame foul outside of the Waverly Inn in New York last night, where they annoyed passerby with their hawking (and let's face it, probably just their general existences.)
We're sure you're rushing out right now to pick up your copy, but before spending the 20 bucks on this waste of paper, here's what you can expect to learn:
* Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth--Heidi's exclusive tutorial
* Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer's "Villain-o-meter"
* Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
* Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
* Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
* Bow down to the power of the paparazzi
At least they've gotten one thing right!
I hate them so much that I love them!
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SEE THE GALLERY 
Speidi Should Read Their Own Book
Comments
Why not speak the truth and just call it 'How to Be America's Most Hated Douchebags"?
Go crawl back under a rock and go threaten some other women and everyone else, you assholes!
Seriously?
omg i can't stand them. please help the cause and stop posting pics of them.
spencer is getting uglier and uglier by the minute.
Spencer's actually a pretty smart guy. He's already realized that their star power has a finite lifespan that is already in retrograde, so he does everything he can to prolong it bit by bit.
Yeah, no one will remember them in a few years, but as long as they got a few bucks in the bank, they really don't care.
If you would just STOP taking photo's of these F...Heads, then they wouldnt beleieve they were as great as they obviously do.
a pair dumb ass fame whores
When they die, they will have a HUGE problem: God don't want them, and hell won't either!!!!