Steve-O was showing off the BB gun smiley face on his ass! Like we haven't seen that one before! He also showed off his hot girlfriend (really? Steve-O has a hot girlfriend?) whose ass also caught the eye of our cameraman. And no, she doesn't have a BB in hers!

We're not saying he's wasted (although we did see plenty o' crack in this video), but Steve-O, stripped to the waist, decided to take on the ATM outside of Rock n' Roll Ralphs Monday night. Although Steve-O was ready to rumble if the ATM denied him his card, the fight was averted when the machine spit it out after Steve-O grabbed his cash, which he promised to spend on "alcohol and whores!"

Always in the middle of the action, Steve-O acted as unofficial referee for a street fight amongst the club kids outside of Teddy's. After giving us the blow-by-blow, he busted out a few rhymes from his upcoming rap album (no joke). Then, he drove away with his ladyfriend sittin' on his lap.

Shooting separate but equally bad reality shows at the same time, Steve-O and Kim Kardashian decided to join forces yesterday for the most amazing (not really) reality stunt of all time! Steve-O lent Kim an overly aggressive security guard to help guard her ass as she walked down Robertson. Our sides, they are a-splittin'!

Talk about a dream matchup - yesterday, Kitson was the venue for a battle for photographic supremacy between Paris Hilton and (Dr.) Steve-O! The former Jackass star, piqued by the thought of the celebutante shutting down the store for the duration of her promotion, decided to bum-rush the show - with a little help from his mammoth security guard, of course! After a little juke-left cut-right tag-team action from the duo, Dr. O managed to slip inside, although unsurprisingly he was quickly escorted right back out. Understandably, the security guards got a little huffy over falling for such a simple ploy so publicly and got all in Steve-O and his bodyguards' faces as they vacated the premises. Can't we all just get along?

Remember that video of Steve-O firing Roman Candles at some poor, helpless, upside-down dude? Well, the stills just showed up, and let's just say they reveal the illustrious Mr. O to be quite the, er, crack shot!

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many will it take to keep Dr. Steve-O the hell away from us? When we caught him out filming yesterday, the Good Dr. O was dressed in a lab coat and firing Roman candles at some hapless dude hung from a tree by his ankles. Now that's some alternative medicine!

Jackass' Steve-O showed off his new ink and his new green on the Sunset Strip last night. Now that Steve-O's got a new show, "Dr. Steve-O" where he helps people push through their fears, could this be considered "medical marijuana"?