We aren't the least bit surprised after all the press she's been getting!

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham's carefully orchestrated release of her sex tape Backdoor Teen Mom proved to be a massive success, crushing Kim Kardashian's sex tape record in a huge way!

The MTV star's 70-minute porn tape drew more than 2 million visitors to the Vivid Entertainment website in just twelve hours Monday, TMZ reports. In fact, it crashed their whole page for a whole nine minutes!

In comparison, Kimmy K's XXX-rated video with Ray J drew just 600,000 in the same amount of time.

Apparently it pays to take it all off for a price!

This is one way of looking at it!

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham posted a video to her fans recently, where she defends selling her sex tape for a reported $1.5 million.

"You have been a single mother for four years, off and on, dating loser-a** boys who always try and sell information, lie to you, manipulate you... So you make your own video, celebrate your awesome body, get your own sexy shots," she explains in the clip.

"You have companies that are interested, so why not sell it. And that's what I did," she added.

She doesn't need to justify it to the public... but she will need to justify it to her daughter one day!

What better way to distract from your bad behavior?!

Jenelle Evans was arrested on April 23 for possession of heroin with intent to sell and simple assault on husband Courtland Rogers, and now that the Teen Mom star has been released on bail, she's apparently trying to fill her days with more normal activities!

"Time for a beach day, thank god!" she captioned the above snapshot, which shows her kneeling on her bedroom floor as she poses seductively in a lime green bikini. Holy stomach tats!

The North Carolina native must have taken her run-in with the law to heart, because she recently tweeted she's doing everything she can to stay on the right track.

"Eating healthy. My weight is back to normal. I take multivitamins daily and melatonin at night and I'm SOBER!" she posted to her account.

We've heard that before, Ms. Evans! Hopefully this time it's for good!

Something for her daughter to be proud of... not!

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham just inked a nearly $1 million deal with porn company Vivid to release her sex tape, according to TMZ.

The mother-of-one filmed the X-rated video, titled Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, about a month ago with porn star James Deen. In the weeks following, the 21-year-old was photographed taking meetings at the Vivid offices with her father and daughter. Selling a porn shouldn't really be a family affair!

According to reports, the former MTV star made the tape in a desperate attempt to stay relevant after her hit reality show came to a close and she failed to get a spinoff.

Let's hope she saves the money and doesn't spend it on more plastic surgery procedures!

Jenelle Evans was arrested on Tuesday in Brunswick, North Carolina after officials found heroin in her possession after investigating a domestic dispute between her and husband Courtland Rogers.

Evans was charged with multiple counts of assault after reportedly striking Rogers with a piece of furniture during an argument, and according to court documents, the 21-year-old reality star had several other illegal substances and drug paraphernalia in her possession, including Percocet and a glass smoking pipe. Evans was also served with a warrant for failure to pay child support.

Rogers was arrested for hitting Evans on the neck and head, and he was also found to be in possession of heroin with intent to manufacture, sell and distribute.

Evans and Rogers got married in December of 2012 after a few months of dating, and in January, the Teen Mom 2 star filed five assault charges against Rogers. In February they separated after Evans accused Rogers of cheating on her, and a few weeks after that she went back to rehab for four days.

"I simply feel as if I didn't need to go to treatment if my problem isn't drugs anymore, and never will be again," she wrote on her Sulia page on March 15. "I need individual counseling and therapy if anything for being addicted to relationships. I can honestly admit this about myself and can't seem to help it unless I continue to get the help I need through therapy."

Early yesterday there were rumblings that Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham had a raunchy sex tape that's currently being shopped around, and last night James Deen spilled the beans that he's her co-star.

"Word travels fast," Deen told TMZ. "It isn't even edited yet. We shot it yesterday." So what about those photos of the two holding hands outside of Vivid studios? "[We're] definitely not dating," he added. "Got tested on Friday and then saw her on set. That is my only experience with the lady." Well, that and spending some quality time bumping uglies...

No word on when the tape will be released.

Break out the bubbly!

Teen Mom star Leah Messer-Calvert just gave birth to her third child - a daughter - this morning.

"Leah gave birth in the early hours of this morning (Feb. 4) to a beautiful baby girl. Mother and baby are happy and healthy. Leah went into labor late last night, and the baby was born this morning," a close family friend told In Touch.

The 20-year-old has 3-year-old twins Aliannah Hope and Aleeah Grace from her previous marriage to Corey Simms.

Messer married Jeremy Calvert in the spring of 2012, and learned they were expecting their first child together a short time later.

Now we just need a picture of the little one and a name!

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has filed five assault charges against husband Courtland Rogers, whom she married in December after just a few months of dating.

Evans went to the magistrate in North Carolina to file four charges of assault on a female and one charge of battery of an unborn child, according to E! News. Dustin R.T. Sullivan, Evans' attorney, said in a statement, "They are the highest level of misdemeanor you can get," noting that Evans was "physically assaulted over a period of time." Sullivan added, "He faces a maximum 150 days in jail per charge."

Evans also blasted Rogers on Twitter, and also hinted that she had a miscarriage. "I am getting a divorce, ASAP," she tweeted at Rogers earlier today. "You f*cking leave out of town and I might be having a miscarriage? F*ck you, you f*cking piece of sh*t." The previous day Evans was reportedly rushed to the hospital for a possible miscarriage, and according to Evans twitter, Rogers texted her at "6:30 a.m. telling me he went out of town and 'not to worry.' F*ck that."

Rogers denied the abuse allegations, telling Radar, "I did not hit my wife. This is not true at all," but a source close to the couple tells the site that Evans has bruises on her face to prove that the assault claims are true. After Evans' angry tweets, Rogers added on Twitter, "I think I just lost it all! I swear to God I am depressed as f*ck. I need my wife in my arms telling me everything is gonna be okay. She deserves somebody better! A guy with a job, a house, and the perseverance to be eanything [sic] they wanna be. I'm a piece of sh*t and I now know!"

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