Teri Hatcher is a poor imitation of Posh, wearing her stiletto heels with a George, Gina & Lucy handbag to a sporting event, in this case, the Lakers game (and wearing Nuggets colors, no less!)

At least if she was going to do the super-high heels, she coulda busted out with a Birkin!

Although now that Posh is apparently retiring her role as queen of the stilettos, is Teri Hatcher poised to take over the title?

Nah, never happen!

You must check out the hilariousness that is Teri Hatcher doing a stage dive into a pool in Miami after shaking her ass (and her tambourine) on stage - in front of her daughter, no less - and warbling a few ill-advised rock songs.

Total LOLs.

The first thing that I thought of when I saw these pix of Teri Hatcher going to the Late Show tonight was, "Teri Hatcher still exists?" Yeah, I know she's on a once great but now fading but still semi-popular show, but seriously, does anyone talk about that sh*t anymore?

The second thing I thought was: what the eff happened to the other half of her legs?

Don't stare too long at Teri Hatcher's face - you might turn to stone! But seriously, all jokes aside, the woman has a bangin' bod for her age. I dunno if I'd wanna be her kid, but I have a feeling Hatcher is a "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!" kind of parent, don't you?

Hilary Duff and Teri Hatcher (along with stars such as uh, Leeza Gibbons) showed up to the "Keep Memory Alive" Gala in Las Vegas on Saturday night, and the ladies both chose long, totally uninspiring black dresses.

Hilary (who appears to be turning into Jessica Simpson's twin sister) rocked a waist belt with her fringed frock, while Teri wore a blah floor length gown that hid her sternum cleavage under a frumpy swatch of lace fabric.

So who looked better on the red carpet - Hil or the Desperate Housewife?

Q: How many tops does Teri Hatcher need to holster her girls for a workout?

A: 3, apparently.

I hate to admit it, but Teri Hatcher would probably be fun to hang out with. She's got a loopy, laid-back quality about her - you know, when she's not being all annoying. Here's the Desperate actress shopping at Sydney Michelle the other day. Sexy shades, Teri! And your hair actually looks really pretty.

Oh my gosh, what am I saying? I've gone over to the dark side!

Sandra Oh does not look happy with her dress... and neither are we. How did some other ladies look at the SAG Awards last night?

Teri Hatcher looked... well... surprisingly pretty! Her neck wasn't as tight as it usually is. Props to you, Teri!

Rebecca Romijn looked flawless, of course. Jerry O'Connell is one lucky dude!