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The Artie Of Busting On Lindsay Lohan
Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2007 04:37 PM PDT

Howard Stern's main man Artie Lange put on a hell of a performance at Beacher's Madhouse in Vegas on Saturday night. We all know he's funny, but who knew he was such a good actor? He was keepin' it sober while he held a "drink" (we all know it was just soda water, Artie) and one of those fake cigarettes -- nice touch!
The climax of the night came with Mr. Lange launched his cocktail on the audience while at the same time launching a verbal tirade against a troubled Lindsay Lohan. What does he have against Lilo? Perhaps he identifies with a young star who's wasting her life on drugs and alcohol ...



BTW Howard, if you're reading this -- I've been a fan of yours since I first listened to your show and if things don't work out between you and Beth, gimme a call! (32 - 26 - 32, 5' 8", 125 lbs.)




























Comments
Artie Is Hot and it doesnt matter if he is 400 pounds or 150... Guys Like Him and Jeff Beacher girls love cause they are funny and cool...
never heard of him, don't wanna see him again
never heard of him, don't wanna see him again
artie lange is sooooooooo hot
Artie may be a big slob... But Lindsey is a Coke WHORE no matter how you phrase it!!!!!!
Artie may be a big slob... But Lindsey is a Coke WHORE no matter how you phrase it!!!!!!
Artie may be a big slob... But Lindsey is a Coke WHORE no matter how you phrase it!!!!!!
Artie may be a big slob... But Lindsey is a Coke WHORE no matter how you phrase it!!!!!!
Artie may be a big slob... But Lindsey is a Coke WHORE no matter how you phrase it!!!!!!
Is Lindsey in Jail yet?
never heard of him, don't wanna see him again
August 1, 2007 3:53 AM
Posted by: Anonymous :
what-do you live under a rock or something? get a grip. I understand you may be use to looking at countless pics of emaciated, strung out starlets who contribute very little to society (not that Artie really contributes either) but I find it refreshing that X17 put him on their page. He maybe a hot mess but he's funny as hell and is part of group that has revolutionized radio.
Is Lindsey in Jail yet?
Is Lindsey in Jail yet?
Is Lindsey in Jail yet?
Is Lindsey in Jail yet?
Is Lindsey in Jail yet?
Is Lindsey in Jail yet?
poor lindsey shes so young and stupid.. what will she do in jail with no entourage of scum bags around her.. 3 Years in Jail is a long time.. When Lindsey get out she will be worse than Tara reid..
poor lindsey shes so young and stupid.. what will she do in jail with no entourage of scum bags around her.. 3 Years in Jail is a long time.. When Lindsey get out she will be worse than Tara reid..
poor lindsey shes so young and stupid.. what will she do in jail with no entourage of scum bags around her.. 3 Years in Jail is a long time.. When Lindsey get out she will be worse than Tara reid..
I LOVE ARTIE!!!!!!! :)
IS THAT FAT BASTARD FROM THE AUSTIN POWERS FILMS?
FAT, DEPRESSED, LOSER. HE SHOULD BE ON PSYCH MEDS.
Artie is really fun and hot as well!!
Artie is really fun and hot as well!!
YOU KNOW THAT GAY HOWARD STERN'S SHOW IS ON HERE POSTING ABOUT THIS STUPID NASTY SLOB. HE IS SO GROSS. AND SWEATY.
He is sick. nasty.
Well at least someone on that dipshit's show made it into the news....even if it is only on an online gossip site.
haha @ anon 6:59!!
or perhaps he sees her for what she is.. a wasted , talentless piece of shit..
1'st time/ non-violent perp's - diversion, Licence suspicion & probation.
is that you?
Sirius is awesome, Howard, Fred, Robin, Artie, Benjy, Gary, JD, Sal, Richard, the Scotts, Doug, Ronnie, Will, Jason, and all of the other people are awesome.
But I guess if you'd rather read the 1500th article about Paris Hilton, Justin Timberlake or Kim Kardashian, that's your prerogative.
Artie is one of the few real people who have ever been posted here. He wasn't raised with billions, with controversy, or celebrity, he just came up for a jersey kid to be on the greatest radio show in history.
Beacher is always bringing celebrity mishaps to the forefront.
He had Mini Britney and mini Federlein that was hysterical.
Beacher you're a genius
Chad
Beacher is always bringing celebrity mishaps to the forefront.
He had Mini Britney and mini Federlein that was hysterical.
Beacher you're a genius
Hell ya! Artie was awesome I loved the show!
The show on Saturday was just Artie at its best!
Artie is the shit. End of story.
"YOU KNOW THAT GAY HOWARD STERN'S SHOW IS ON HERE POSTING ABOUT THIS STUPID NASTY SLOB. HE IS SO GROSS. AND SWEATY"
You need to go buy a gun.. and shoot your self in the head.
Artie is the bomb. Any of you who think otherwize need to keep your mouths to yourself.
I dont see any of you standing in front of thousands of people MAKEING THEM ALL LAUGH. Admit it your jsut jelous that Artie rocks your face.
I dont see any of you standing in front of thousands of people MAKEING THEM ALL LAUGH. Admit it your jsut jelous that Artie rocks your face.
beachers + artie = BEST SHOW IVE EVER SEEN i love it simply love it do it again sometime guys.
Beacher always brings the fun. Honestly ide expect some great like artie to be at one of his shows. Well done beacher
Artie is not funny. He is a HUGE waste of space. Bring Jackie back!!!
MOre! MORE! I LOVE HIM!
BUT I PREFER RALPH MACCHIO!!!
Artie Lange is the man!!! I prefer him over Howard any day! Dont get me wrong tho Howard is also the man! Cudos!! Encore!!
I cant believe you just said artie is a waste of space. If you think so bad about him ide like to see you become ANYWHERE near as popular as him. your done.
I cant believe you just said artie is a waste of space. If you think so bad about him ide like to see you become ANYWHERE near as popular as him. your done.
Im in love with artie lange. If you cant say anything good dont talk.
I love arties bit about fire crotch. She deserves it. dont hit the bad line!
I wonder if artie lange is the good coke dealer ^.^ hahaha look him up Lohan
When artie threw the drink into the crowd on saturday night at the hardrock... it was the climax for sure. no one left unhappy
i hope artie makes his own show or program. it would rule sell out everytime just like at the hardrock.
Grats beacher grats. Brilliant grab on Artie
i loved his show at the hardrock. its no suprise that it sold out. i hope to see him again.
artie lange is getting big im worried about his weight... i dont want to see him go down the drain because of his obeisity
artie lange is getting big im worried about his weight... i dont want to see him go down the drain because of his obeisity
i love how artie can always make his fans the happiest people in the world... if at least for a little while.
Artie SUCKS and people are only being nice to him because of HOWARD. Stop with the pity party and put this HACK out to dry already. He sound like shit on the radio and Howard need to get a real pro in his seat. Enough already.
Nando... your mother beat you when u were a kid huh... artie is the man! you dislike because he isnt afraid to speak his mind. i say we need to put you out to dry
Artie SUCKS and people are only being nice to him because of HOWARD. Stop with the pity party and put this HACK out to dry already. He sound like shit on the radio and Howard need to get a real pro in his seat. Enough already.
Artie SUCKS and people are only being nice to him because of HOWARD. Stop with the pity party and put this HACK out to dry already. He sound like shit on the radio and Howard need to get a real pro in his seat. Enough already.
I agree Nando is an r-tard leave comments like that OUT of this
Artie is possibly one of the most intelligent men out there right now... and hes not afraid to speak his mind. i dont see why people can be so mean to him.
Artie is the man! I think nando is just jealous. so dont mind him. Go artie!
He keeps his crowd going... you dont see much people able to do that anymore. weather you like him or not he is good at what he does.
Nando is wayyyy jealous... i think he needs to just shut up. artie rules the comedy planet
lindsay either needs to do more coke to get the feel out of here system or she needs to stop because she is ruining everything she has going for her
I love how Artie can speak his mind about anything! Lindsay deserves everything thats coming to her
I wish artie would do shows on a regular basis like the one he did at the hardrock! it would be so awesome!
i cant believe anyone would dislike artie...? thats like comedy abuse.
Artie lange and lindsay lohan should do a show together! i bet it would be AWESOME.
If artie dies from his current weight problem... he will have died a happy man... and will have made millions of people happy
Lange rocks the crowd. always so nice to his fans. thats huge.
i cant believe anyone would dislike artie...? thats like comedy abuse.
someone dislike arti!!??!?! omg those people have something seriously messed up in thier heads.
we all need to take a sec to realize how great this man really is. I mean he can speak his mind without any question. i think we all should learn from him.
i wonder if lange is always drunk during his shows? that would be kinda funny and make sense.
if more people could be like lange this world would be a wayyy better place to live in! i dont think it would ever be boring.
someone should build a statue of artie lange somewhere. he deserves it.
Go artie vegas loves you!!
Artie come back and do a show at the hardrock again!!!
hahaha ide love to h ear more thoughts of arties about lohan
the howard stern show is the mad bomb. I think its awesome that artie is howards right hand guy. More power to him.
ugh lohan is so overrated... the more bad comments she gets the more popular she is... i dont understand celebs these days. i think artie should definatly do more about lohan
langes funniest stuff came off of MadTV i loved seeing him on Mad. he should go back and do a few more skits.
Lohan is wasting her poor little life... and her amazing body how sad. i wonder who will take her place.
If lange was a food he would be a gummy bear. a red one.
the best thing lohan can do for herself now is take the bad line of coke and blow her heart up
On the gummy bear subject... what kind of gummy bear would Lohan be??? i mean really. my guys would be a pink one but do they make pink ones?
Arties show at the hardrock was awesome. good comedy good drinks free cigs. it doesnt get better.
On the gummy bear subject... what kind of gummy bear would Lohan be??? i mean really. my guys would be a pink one but do they make pink ones?
Arties show at the hardrock was awesome. good comedy good drinks free cigs. it doesnt get better.
I think she would be a white... cocaine flavoured gummie... do you think they can make cocaine flavored gummies?
how big artie is is his own business... you dont see him go around complaining that your to fat or to skinny. so leave him alone about it.
arties show at the hardrock was hardcore. pure energy i loved it... everyone did not a bad part in it at all.
Lohan is going to be huge now that artie lange said something about her... theres going to be hundreds of posts about her and her drugs. woopdy freekin doo.
Artie lange is right up there with all of the best of the comedians. i dont have a problem with him.
Artie Rock's he's so good on the Stern show.As for Lindsay she deserves all the crap she's getting,she brought it on all herself, F her
i think artie lange should be on ask a ninja it would be soooo awesome!
Artie Rock's he's so good on the Stern show.As for Lindsay she deserves all the crap she's getting,she brought it on all herself, F her
artie should go back to MadTV for at least one episode. it would be the episode heard around the world.
Lohan is finally going to get whats coming to her. thank god. she has messed up way to may times.
Lindsay needs to hit that bad line of coke for all of our sakes. i think it would make all of our lifes sooo much easier.
lindsay is a beautifull girl... i wish she wouldnt mess up everything she has going for her for a lil high. jeez
i wanna see a comedy roast on lohan... with lange leading. i think it would be AWESOME. she would prabably cry.
hmm maybe if we post about it they will sometime! because i personally would love to see that also.
Lange should offer some coke to lohan for a good ol' night in bed hahaha i think they would both enjoy that.
Howard stern needs to get more thanks because hes the one that started Lange. so thanks goes out to both of these helarious men.
if lange had his own show what would it be called??
this guy looks close to death. see him quickly if interested! stern's got talent for finding near-death, downsloping appendages. he catches a little of their originality as they pass him by on their way out.
ARTIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! I lOVE HIM!! HIGHLARIOUS!!! I LIVE FOR THAT SHOW EVERY MORNING ON SIRIUS!!! HE MAKES THE SHOW!!!! WE LOVE YOU ARTIE!!
ARTIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! I lOVE HIM!! HIGHLARIOUS!!! I LIVE FOR THAT SHOW EVERY MORNING ON SIRIUS!!! HE MAKES THE SHOW!!!! WE LOVE YOU ARTIE!!
ARTIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! I lOVE HIM!! HIGHLARIOUS!!! I LIVE FOR THAT SHOW EVERY MORNING ON SIRIUS!!! HE MAKES THE SHOW!!!! WE LOVE YOU ARTIE!!
ARTIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! I lOVE HIM!! HIGHLARIOUS!!! I LIVE FOR THAT SHOW EVERY MORNING ON SIRIUS!!! HE MAKES THE SHOW!!!! WE LOVE YOU ARTIE!!