The Bachelor Final Four: Jake Dumps The Virgin, Keeps The Ho

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I guess it's fitting that arguably the most wholesome Bachelor in history dumped the virgin Corrie but continues to get closer to the ho Vienna as he narrows it down to the final four!

While we're loving the catfights between Ali and Vienna (the girl everyone loves to hate) and shocked that he finds Vienna "sexy as hell,'' (but turned her away from his bedroom) we already know who he chooses in the end (spoiler alert) so watching these hometown dates are pretty much just like comic relief for us as we head into the final stretch.

But hey, The Bachelor has been known to offer a few twists and turns in recent cycles (Jason's "let's get married, let's breakup" proposal to Melissa, Ed's return to Jillian only to allegedly cheat on her later) so maybe they're just planting the rumor that it's going to be one girl, only to surprise us at the end when it's another!

Because if it keeps going this way, the show's track record for couples who actually make it down the aisle continues to look pretty bad.